Kidnapping hobos, brainwashing them and creating hobo armies. Running for senate with my hobo army. Eating baked beans and vienna sausages with hobos. Working on the official Hobo to English translation guide. Getting hobos to trust me and then slicing their throats when they are sleeping. Don't worry, hobos don't have MySpace accounts.
Frederick Douglass High
Upper Marlboro, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Major: General Instigating
Clubs: Muthafuckin' Chess Club! Tennis Bitch! Drama Fuckers!
1983 to 1987
Clinton Christian School
Upper Marlboro, MARYLAND
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: General Brainwashing and Jesus Stuff
Clubs: Club Jesus. The Disciples Club. The Films of Jesus. The Well Groomed Christian Man Club. Bible Club.
I stand this tall. I weigh this much. My voice is on Indie 103.1 FM. I audition for tv shows, films and commercials. Every now and then I work on tv shows, films and commercials. There you go.
Check out our "Picture of the Day" - you're featured. Can't believe it has been one year since we've seen you. Missed you at the wedding. Sorry you couldn't make it. P.S. You're "I'm Drinking" video is one of the weirdest and funniest I've ever seen. You have a real talent, my old friend. P.S.S. .... "knife" ...