I'm so pissed I missed you. I never check this thing anymore. I'm getting too fat to waddle downstairs to the computer. Seriously. LUV YA * MISS YA ps- your picture is smokin!
Conversation from twenty seconds ago: Heather: You only have 71 friends? Elaine: yes, bitch. Happy Birthday. Heather: I'm in love. Elaine: Stop looking in the mirror.
I knew it! That has Loeb written ALL over it - but I asked him and he denied it like that time I walked in on him licking up the dog shit from your living room floor. Yeah, that's right, doodie was involved.
H is for HORNY HO E is for ECLAIR WITH CHOCOLATE A is for ASSHOLE (as in YOU HAVE ONE) E is for ENDANGERED (you are RARE) T is for TODDLER (because you are one) H is for HUSSY HO BAG SUPREME (no explanation) E is for eBay R is for ROUNDED BOOBS (as in you have them)