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I'm a Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset (UK) Based You Tuber & My Space Blogger, with a dash of Healthy Lemon,Gumtree Forums,Talking Radio and South West Coastal Towns Bigging Up!

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The Healthy Lemon Blog:

Will contain various ramblings related to my personal experience of this life a virtual diary, and of using gumtree.com (mainly the forums) and talksport.net (maily the night time shows) and I in no way am representing them or their Companies BTW - it's just me, Zara, looking through the eyes of a lemon! - Healthy Lemon aims to have a Postive, 'American' style slant - but is a bit more "tart" than Zara is, in a lemon "turd" kind of way (note that accoring to my two toned nature some negative things can be postive and vice versa). My ImageShack PageThis blog is also available as a myspace come facebook widget The facebook widget for this blog - click here

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The purpose of Healthy Lemon is to personally promote in a fun/comedy/postive style my two favourite media outlets - GUM TREE - the local classifieds website and www.talksport.net - simply because I like the services they provide -to the general public like me - I'd not turn down a paid job if one was offered - but I am happy to just chatter away about my interest in them, as I have no real talents, but loads of aspirations anyway !

The humour style is aimed at seasoned web sufers and those over 30 years old - or anyone with reasonable intelligence (which can be lacking in even the cleverest of people)

*** whom understands the difference between Entertainment and Reality ***

- very important that, as I tend to take stuff from reality and twist it into something else on-line - that I call ART - to entertain myself & hopefully others of similar twisty minds.

Your average chav/chavette just won't 'get it' - "my 5 year old could do better than that" & "so what happens then, coz I'm in a rush" - are classic response s I can't really answer without swearing as yes a 5 year old probably could do it & no nothing happens, and a cat doesn't fall out a tree or a car crash or tits fall out.

What I 'do' isn't really open to much critical analysis (or flamer posts/troll comments) as it's MY personal humour I am exressing via a medium I like, in a very child like way - it's not ment to be snazzy graphics or to look 'as real as possible' - comprende ?

With TalkSport:

I've been a fan of Talksport www.talksport.net from within it's first year opening as Talk Radio back in 1995, so as a long term fan and devoted listener I am fully qualified in having an opinion on the experience!

I've listened to Ian Collins -for example- go from a Docklands lad, hawking his book "I bet you won't Read This", describing his funky bathroom postcards and adventures with miff , mike & phone sex scot & Kev the Wonder Sheep . the time he had to live with his mum again, and the horror (for us nightimer listeners)that moved him to a day time slot and the creatures of the night vanished! He has since reappeared as a kind of posh bloke, with a lady called Chezzy for a short time, he has my seal of approval again since he joined facebook so fan's could connect, facebook is quite a handy thing so it's his fault I'm on there! - I've forgiven James Max for not being my friend on facebook as he sounds like a doctor, and most doctors are okay.

I've listened to Mr James Whale , Mike Dicken (RIP), Gaunty, Galloway and Charlie Wolf , cringed at the Human Zoo, but was sad to see Tommy Boyd get banned and been cheered up by a host of other presenters - I will be looking at each of them and recalling what made me laugh, cross or switch off.

I'll also be looking at some of the background stuff that goes on - the techie staff like Ash and news readers, regular callers, and link ups with other radio stations like KABC and Al Rantel ( Mendoza Show).

I'll be interested to connect with anyone whom is a fellow fan of TalkSport - have you purchased a DAB radio from Curry's with the Talk sport logo on ? Did you ever win a prize ? Did you find the Mike Mendoza DAB ditty fun, because it's the same tune as the Inland Revenue ? Should James Whale really be President of the UK ? and did you ever buy any Sunraysia Prune Juice after that series of adverts they had on years ago ?

I want to know every thing - surely there are some caller's out there that dabble with the Internet - proove it!

With Gumtree:

I'm currently looking at the Forums on Gumtree - you'll have to go there for yourself to find out why... but eventually I'll be focusing on trends in the Market place -like average prices for shared accommodation around UK and who is selling what in the community sections, Gumtree (an eBay Company) is aimed at local cities in the UK, Poland & Australia + New Zeland, South Africa, Hong Kong & Ireland and has branches via the www.kijiji.com network in many other Countries - my current interest being the Loquo Network www.loquo.com which covers Spain - as I often think about getting a job out there (Gibraltar) in the sun - where some of my ancestors came from. Gumtree has now gone back into America - so I'll have my beak in the New York chat room (as well as London & Bristol) New York Gumtree Chat Room

Zara Lockwoodhttp://ZaraL722.bebo.com/

People:
creative,positive (when ever possible) types, fellow gumtree Users, Fellow Talksport Listeners.

The Other Half:

If I had a livein boyfriend he'd have to be the sort that would NOT fart/scratch balls/pick nose or swear at the breakfast table - and he would actually sit at the table for breakfast!

He'd be a NON SMOKER / NON DRINKER, be unpatronizing, calm in crisis (even when I'm hysterical), and not be a bitch or constantly complain about money/bills, illnesses, how shit their lifes are, how sexy their friends wife is (if you want her go get her, just make sure I never find out about it, cos I will kill you)

He'd have to know the antatomy of a woman & how to 'do the business' properly (or be willing to learn again if your previous woman was really faking it)

I'm thinking of doing an animation on the sort of person I really don't want a relationship with (unless you are rich enough to be modified) - as I seem way too fussy & shallow for my own good -

BUT THAT BEING SAID

a surefire way to put me off for good (if you are a bloke I want, and you don't want me) is to take up wearing velvet jackets, cordroy or 'pastel' shades of tight nylon trousers (golfing trousers)or ski pants

- or start riding a bicyle -

I can't stand the sight of a bloke on a bike or in open toe sandals (or those Crocs shoes) are also out on my man, as are cloggs, short shorts, long/ungroomed hair (anywhere on body)

Any sort of unpolite behaviour in front of my family/friends is a no no - hence you will always bring a gift (bunch of flowers or summin ?) to the mother (nay, Matriarch) when we visit as a token of good will(you'd only have to see her on the odd occassion, if you have a real problem with dominant mothers) but I generally like my family most of the time - so I will not give them up for a man - unless we emigrate somewhere nice o'course....

Naturally I can wear & look excatley as I want in this relationship as I am really the boss! (I can pretend that you are incharge infront of your family/friends but you may suffer for it later if you are too OTT, so be warned!)



Spinsterhood, yeah, I'm getting used to it, can't you tell???

oh & to see how much of a hypocrite I am - even to myself - read my damming article on shallow men!

The Problem With Men is.....They want fake breasts really