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Harris Wittels
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"Insert "insert witty headline here" here"

Male
24 years old
LOS ANGELES, TEXAS
United States

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Last Login:7/25/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/harriswittels  

   Harris Wittels's Comedian Bio
BioI pulled my dick masturbating. Do you get it?? Then you get me. Yayyy!!! Jokies!!!!!

    Harris Wittels's Interests
MusicLove it! Love the stuff!
MoviesWhen did it become cool to start hating television? If you are one of the people who says they "threw out" their TV or "don't have" a TV, there is a strong chance we won't get along as people. Yeah, there is a lot of bad TV out there, but there are a lot of shitty movies too. You can't hate an entire medium. It's moronic. I attribute it to Christians mainly. Growing up, only my Christian friends' parents wouldn't let them watch TV. The Jews I knew had a TV in every room of the house - the way God intended.
Books"A staggering work of sex, drugs and the unbearable lightness of the davinci code" is an amazing book.
Heroesnone. they just let you down.
Groups: Doug Stanhope Underground, Comedians of MySpace, DETHKLOK, LA Comedians

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     Harris Wittels's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:houston
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate

   Harris Wittels's Schools
Emerson College
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

2002 to 2006

   Harris Wittels's Companies
The Sarah Silverman Program
US
jerk

 before and after the strike


   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 21 2008 8:00P
Hard Rock in Vegas w/ Sarah Silverman las vegas NV
Jun 21 2008 11:00P
Hard Rock in Vegas w/ Sarah Silverman las vegas NV
Jul 1 2008 10:00P
Don’t Stop or We’ll Die @ The Greatest Rock Show in the World w/ Charlyne Yi los angeles CA
Jul 5 2008 11:45P
Don’t Stop or We’ll Die CD release show @ UCB!!! los angeles CA

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The end of BLACK SHEEP is really sad.  (view more)

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   Harris Wittels's Blurbs
About me:

I'm not upset about the score. I'm not that thrilled, but I'm not upset. It used to say 9.1 and then all dem haterz didn't like that and they voted it down. I dunno. 8.6 isn't that bad still. Right? Guys?
Who I'd like to meet:
Here is a PSA I made with Sarah Silverman. Coincidentally, the day this came out, Burma was hit by a cyclone and killed like 10,000 people. So its good timing. I mean, not good timing for those people to die, but like good timing for the video to come out... you know what I mean, come on! Spread the word, yo!

   Harris Wittels's Friend Space (Top 32)
Harris Wittels has 921 friends.
 Jurassic Park (Official Real Park Page) 


 wiggles 


 Don’t Stop or We’ll Die 


 rob schrab 


 Hendershaw 


 Jarrett 


 Neil Campbell 


 Natasha Leggero 


 Noah 


 Taal! 


 Nicolita 


 Tim McGlone 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA 


 Jonathan Peter Schroeder 


 gabe 


 Todd Glass 


 Steve Agee 


 Kate 


 Dave Horwitz 


 Price 


 Michael 


 Mookie 


 Louis CK 


 Romanski 


 A BAND WITHOUT A COUNTRY 


 Chimney 


 Kyle?! 


 jim hanft 


 Paul Rust 


 Alex 


 Anthony Jeselnik 


 Taylor 





Harris Wittels's Friends Comments
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Michael Palascak (Pal-a-sack)





Jul 23 2008 12:33 AM

thank you for the acceptance of friendship Harris! i had a lot of fun hanging out last week. i also feel like I learned a lot. Like never think out loud when going over my set list.
rob schrab





Jul 22 2008 11:09 PM

NEW SCUD RAP BY THE GREAT LUKE SKI!!
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jul 17 2008 1:56 PM

Here is our pick for comedy of the week.
Please Click Here and tell me what you think about this video I really want to know.

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Romanski





Jul 16 2008 3:57 PM

Where you at dog? Also, red and 7. Okay, mediums as well.
Jennie C-C!





Jul 14 2008 10:47 AM

Congrats on New Faces!! That is awesome. See you in Montreal... :)
Taylor





Jul 9 2008 7:02 PM

The only thing I love more than this awesome site http://www. TheLinkist. com is Viral Marketing
juless





Jul 7 2008 10:28 PM

yo wittels!
elaine





Jul 7 2008 8:14 PM

I do believe I saw you saturday night
Jake Hill and The Law





Jul 3 2008 11:34 AM

dude, 2 shows in one week!! thats the ill faded denim for sure... your downstairs roommate must be jealious; he could probably do that if he wasnt forced to go to engagement parties 6 hours away.

best of luck at the release. im sure it will be epic.
rob schrab





Jun 30 2008 8:46 AM

You're wizard!
Tayler Lynn





Jun 30 2008 1:44 AM


It's that time of year!
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osmutante





Jun 29 2008 1:19 AM

Cheers for the add and the update on SSP 2.5.
Jurassic Park (Official Real Park Page)





Jun 28 2008 6:29 PM

Look at this girl mookie masterbated to!
rob schrab





Jun 27 2008 12:34 PM

check out yur new po in my t-frdz!
Jonathan Peter Schroeder





Jun 26 2008 12:38 AM

The shirt thing is only three deep, so far. By all means, have at it.
Romanski





Jun 25 2008 11:53 PM

Who's your friend whoever, I want to fuck him. Alright, I give up. Is it that guy? Oh man, it is. Great. Real nice.
rob schrab





Jun 23 2008 11:08 AM

I think you should bump me up one on your top friends. Not that it effects your job here or anything, just think about it.
rob schrab





Jun 21 2008 2:37 PM

This is playing at the New Beverly Tues. Go see it with Agee and I-
the Donsons





Jun 21 2008 6:44 AM

Harris - Don't ask me why I'm looking.

But I really like your picture.

-Wes
Kate





Jun 20 2008 3:19 PM

Um, will you really do stand up at my party. Seriously, I will get a microphone.
Comedy Coalition





Jun 19 2008 4:39 PM

Thanks so much for doing our show! Nice use of the stool.
vanessa





Jun 11 2008 12:50 AM

i just added don't stop or we'll die.
you guys are good!
rob schrab





Jun 10 2008 7:07 AM

Rob Delaney





Jun 3 2008 12:45 PM

Good Day Fans & Supporters of Harris. Come see Harris and me tonight at Tangier in Los Feliz at 9:30.
The stars cum out tonight!
Nikki Glaser





May 29 2008 1:17 AM

Lisa ♥


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