Formed two years ago in the top quality musical breeding grounds of Exeter College, Oxford, Hammer VS The Snake are Taffy, Rejj, SSW and the Guv'nor.
All the information you could possibly want about this band is available on their website www.hammervsthesnake.co.uk. Look out for the latest news, reviews and downloads.
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The first time I heard Mika reminded me of that time I dropped my entire collection of Yu-Gi-Oh cards off a bridge in the South of France. Near where I own my honey farm, and how I wept as I watched my Yugi Mutou sink in silence.
I am the musician that we all seek.
I know very little of sex.
I use cat litter as mouthwash and I do not know the meaning of chair.
My elbows are far more beautiful than those of Denise van Outen.
I record the shipping forecast daily.
I know how to use the iPod sock for its other use.
When I feel sad or down I drink the blood of crippled Irish children. It's a great healthy alternative to frog ovaries.
When I grow up I want to be a new colour of paint.
This one crazy time I got drunk and sailed to Germany, but found no slugs.
To my shame, a few years ago I became desperately addicted to the substance on the back of Post-It notes.
At the lowest, most unpleasant point of my addiction I would have one perpetually hanging from my lip.
I am yet to discover the use of the trampoline.
I believe that Paris Hilton is also the name of an STD.
In my opinion, the ocean is a waste of delicious salt.
'Flaccid' means nothing to me.
I was born with only one penis.
The most embarrassing moment of my life was that time I went to Spain but forgot to wear clothes.
Hermann Hesse was a Pisces. If you wish to discuss this with me, take a visit to my page and listen to my fruity melodies or I will be round tomorrow wearing the skin of a polynesian monk, I will then nail a xylophone to your anus.
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"TOUCH ME TWICE? ...AGAIN AGAIN!", cried Mr. Hibsticks....the problem was Lady Tockleborough was too busy to notice he had tried playing a slow game of 'mates' with Dinsdale Pilot and Marmaduke Pinkleshows for the twelthiest time this fine day gone yester year.....
I'm bloody well, old chap, bloody well, altho' the man in the background of the picture by the bus stop tried to rip my tongue out a few seconds after the photograph were taken. When you move to London, inform me, and you, China doll / puppet and I can go for a collective drink. X
