Archbishop Dave
"Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks."

Male
38 years old
Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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    Archbishop Dave's Interests
Generalold motorcycles and cars, star trek, sci-fi, marshmallow peeps, hawking crud on ebay, being hungover, and Terri Garr.
Musicpunk rock, surf, garage & instrumentals, bluegrass, old country and soundtracks to stuff like Godzilla (Akira Ifukube) & the old Star Wars movies. If I had my choice between Naked Raygun and the Angry Samoans, I'd go with Hickey.
MoviesNothing beats a Charleton Heston post-Apocalypse movie: Omega Man, Soylent Green, and Planet of the Apes.
TelevisionBack of the Y, Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Futurama, Get a Life, 7th Heaven, Hogan's Heroes, Daily Show, Speed Racer, Gigantor, Dick van Dyke, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
BooksKurt Vonnegut, Hemingway, Raymond Chandler, Jim Thompson, Steinbeck, William S. Burroughs, Mark Twain, TE Lawrence
HeroesTerri Garr.
Groups: Sealab Rehab 2021World TravelsDucati MotorcyclesNew Zealand MyspacersHorror Story Fiend ClubGaijin Geta Power Walkers & Drinkers!!!!Vintage Cafe BikesHARDCORE BLUEGRASS

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     Archbishop Dave's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sacramento, California
Body type:5' 6"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Zombie Monkey (uncredited)

   Archbishop Dave's Schools
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1996
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Anthropology
 

1994 to 1996
California State University-Sacramento
Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
 

1993 to 1995
Sacramento City College
Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1993
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Sociology
 

1992 to 1993
American River College
Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Journalism
 

1990 to 1992

   Archbishop Dave's Networking
Film - Drama - Acting
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1790708/

   Archbishop Dave's Companies
Monkey Torture Lab
UC Davis, US
Monkey's Butler
Fez Division

Honeybaked Hams
Sacramento, California US
Ham slapper

some time ago
Repo Man
San Francisco, Oakland up to Vacaville, US
swiping cars

in the past
Mordam Records
Sacramento, California US
cum mopper

random times after they moved to Sacto
Joey's Escort Service
Chicago, IL US
chauffer
hooker division

nearly 20 years ago
Happy Farm
Adelong, New South Wales AU
weed wacker

a few years ago
Ye Olde Arte House Movie Theatre
Sacto and Davis, California US
Hey, get back to work you!
So lazy, so very lazy

2006-2008



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   Archbishop Dave's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a 38 year old punk who wants to see the world before I die. And boy do I enjoy having epileptic seizures. I like to sit on my front porch drinking beer.

"A full tank takes me almost three hours without a stop, three hours of contemplation and speculation, contemplation of past mistakes, speculation of future dangers." -- Ted Simon
Who I'd like to meet:
I'm riding a 1965 Ducati 250cc round the world. The engine seized in New Zealand and I'm broke, so I'm in California working to pay off debts and to save up money.

Round 2 starts late July or early August, 2008. Heading to India.

I'd like to meet anyone who could show me around their town world-wide and hopefully take me to punk rock shows and show me good thrift stores. http://nokilli.com/rtw/



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Archbishop Dave has 343 friends.
 foxinsox 


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Archbishop Dave's Friends Comments
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The Bananas





Jul 12 2008 4:25 PM

who is that?
David





Jul 5 2008 7:20 PM

You'll love teaching here. At the public schools, the teachers get to whack the kids if they come to school late, or have an attitude.
You can't 'cause you're a honky, but there'll be many Korean teachers who will gladly beat them for you!
skipZero





Jun 24 2008 2:15 PM

Did you end up getting a hold of skipper!? I thought that was too funny you called the wrong number!!
Archbishop Skipper





Jun 11 2008 8:41 PM

Bloody Meatys?!! Why didn't I hear about this!
alex





Jun 7 2008 9:34 AM

Photobucket
Karen





Jun 6 2008 9:48 PM

Oh man!! That would be great! Michelle says that it would go great on his ass!
Logjam





Jun 5 2008 2:46 PM

Must stache!
jay LEDZEPVIETCONG





Jun 4 2008 9:01 PM

Do you still have your truck??? how much ya want for it???
DJ Lebowitz





May 20 2008 1:08 PM

Great to hear from you. Thanks for keeping in touch!

PS: Also check out my "band" page: www. myspace. com/rockpiano , and my website: http://home. earthlink. net/~djlebo/
DJ Lebowitz





May 20 2008 12:55 PM

David Fucking Smith??! Long time no see! How the hell are ya? If not, then how the heck are you, your Archbishopness?
jay LEDZEPVIETCONG





May 19 2008 10:40 PM

How is your toe??? See ya soon...
Singequilit





May 2 2008 3:14 PM

Thinking of you....
http://www. stuff. co. nz/stuff/4505416a10. html
foxinsox





Apr 29 2008 8:09 PM

Das Boogs





Apr 29 2008 11:49 AM

Kaiser is retarded. Period.
Hot Lixx Hulahan





Apr 28 2008 8:55 PM

funny, i thought you typed "speed dialing neighbor". thankfully you were merely refering to your "speed dealing neighbor.
"
Karen





Apr 28 2008 5:52 PM

yippeeee! that is great news.
:)
Karen





Apr 28 2008 10:06 AM

any news? xxoo
Sonee





Apr 27 2008 2:15 PM

guess you probably need some help driving? ha, sorry. i've got all kinds of travel ideas for the summer and actually have money this time (unfuckingbelievable eh?). if i go, can we loop down to new mexico? i seem to be obsessed with going to school in albequerque this month.
in other words, i am definitely thinking about this.
Karen





Apr 26 2008 11:03 AM

No fucking way!!! Oh babies I'm sorry.
Where are you right now?
Karen





Apr 26 2008 8:31 AM

OMG, I thought your party was tonight. I'm so lame. I still want to see you before you leave.
Argh!
jolie





Apr 25 2008 8:46 PM

I'm wimpy about riding on hwy 80 in the dark. The thought of it makes me nervous.
jolie





Apr 24 2008 10:37 PM

Hey, I'm all pissed off because my car is broked. I was supposed to have it back today, but it looks like it'll be Sat. That means I can't come to the shindig on Friday. Damn damn. Well, some other time, I suppose.
Have fun!
Joe Collins





Apr 24 2008 10:02 PM

have skipper make this for you before you leave

BACON-INFUSED OLD FASHIONED

FOR THE BOURBON-BACON INFUSION:
3 or 4 slices bacon, or enough to render 1 ounce of fat
1 750-ml. bottle of bourbon such as Four Roses Yellow Label

FOR THE OLD FASHIONED:
2 ounces bacon-infused bourbon
1/4 ounce Grade B maple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Twist of orange

FOR THE BACON-INFUSED BOURBON: Cook bacon in pan and reserve rendered fat. (1) When bacon fat has cooled a bit, pour off one ounce from pan. (2) Pour bourbon into a non-porous container. (3) Strain the bacon fat into the container and infuse for 4 to 6 hours at room temperature. Place mixture in freezer until all the fat is solidified. With a slotted spoon, remove fat and strain mixture back into bottle.

FOR THE COCKTAIL: In mixing glass, stir 2 ounces bacon-infused bourbon, maple syrup, and bitters with ice. Strain into chilled rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange twist.
foxinsox





Apr 24 2008 4:45 PM

Here's your mother-in-law, aged 73, on a swing 8 feet off the ground...

foxinsox





Apr 24 2008 2:41 PM

Are you sure it was you that tried to bite off your tongue? How well do you know this Sam person?

Das Boogs





Apr 23 2008 10:15 PM

Ok seriously right now I feel like I'm on death row or something because in 15 - 20 days I'm gonna have a kid and then after that I'm not allowed to have sex for 6 weeks. WHAT IN GAY HELL!? I thought married people are allowed to have all the sex they want!? Apparently its a recovery thing. Stupid recovery. At least I get a hole in my stomach and not a swollen torn up hoo hoo...
Erika Lynn





Apr 23 2008 11:55 AM

You are a nerd. Of course you were invited. I told her to bring you, and I invited you at the peep off. I'm glad you made it. Sorry you didn't feel so good. Percoset makes you forget a lot of things. I'm happy it worked for you. I've been told it's synthetic heroin, so I would hope it would work.
jay LEDZEPVIETCONG





Apr 18 2008 12:16 AM

Will that apt above ya still there this summer.I am working at the moment with the 3 stooges at a duck farm in beaut a full koshi,japan.
foxinsox





Apr 17 2008 10:36 PM

You know, in retrospect, that bra may be why i got molested by those two fat lesbians Monday night... live and learn.

Missouri Mule





Apr 14 2008 12:11 AM

hey dave, let us know what you think about our new tracks we finished today. recorded by our friends, the devil makes three.
Karen





Apr 12 2008 11:52 PM

Your singing was splendid tonight.
I hope I captured the moment well on video, 3 times no less!! Jacqueline was spot on! : )
Klingons 4 Obama





Apr 12 2008 4:46 PM

bARACK ADD
Karen





Apr 10 2008 11:34 PM

When are you making like a banana and splitting? Will I see you before you take off? : )
Sue!!!





Apr 10 2008 6:47 PM