Foo Fighters, Everclear, Beck, Fiona Apple, Sublime, Weird Al, Neil Young, Jack Johnson, Bobby Bare Jr. , POTUS, Modest Mouse, Jem, Big &Rich, Ryan Adams, David Bowie, No Doubt, Usher
Movies
Sixteen Candles, One Crazy Summer, Better off dead, Fear of a Black Hat, Godfather, Heat, Goodfellas, Crash, Whale Rider, Laurel Canyon, Shattered Glass, American Beauty, White Oleander.
Television
Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphi, American Idol, Lost, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, So you think you can dance, House Hunters, Breaking Bonaduche, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, ER, Shooting Sizemore, Profit, Gilmore Girls, Judge Alex, My Sweet Sixteen, Extras, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Books
creepy True Crime books, Fashion and gossip magazine and cereal boxes.
Heroes
My Personal Jesuses: Tom Sizemore (pre-recovery), Deadlee, Danny Bonaduce, Dan Quayle, Ronald Reagan and Perez Hilton
Read my blog to get to know me. In a sentence: I am
opinionated, self-centered, easily distracted, and if
given the choice I would stay home everyday watch TV
and gain 500 pounds.
I am a happily married Stay-at-home actress so for the love
of your chosen God please forward all marriage and/or indecent
proposals the millions of desperate people out there who are
into that kind of thing.
Who I'd like to meet: Normally I don't like meeting people but if I had to choose one person I'd have to say Elvis' pharmacist.
Thanks so much for being a friend! If you're in the DC area on November 1st, I'm fighting at the Patriot Center. Come check it out! Enjoy your week and thanks again!
I will totally change one of my characters names to Natalie. I love that name, btw. There's a great song by The Low Life called Natalie and I think you would like it.
Look! A new mugshot for the summer! Yup, Mindy "But I Love Him!" McCready, known to friends and fans fondly as Crackie, was arrested again this week, for lying about her hours of community service. Vacationing or not I feel it's my duty to report in. You'd do the same for me. Crackie forever! Get those cameras in the jail NOW! Can't they see? This is the superstar reality TV was invented for!
She has allegedly been lying about the number of community service hours she has completed.
In September 2007, McCready was ordered by a judge to complete 200 hours of community service for a probation violation for falsifying a prescription for the painkiller OxyContin.
She was held briefly in a jail in Franklin, Tennessee, on Monday, and then released a few hours later after posting bail, a rep for the Williamson County Circuit Court confirmed to Access.
Contrary to reports, McCready did not appear in court Tuesday morning, according to the rep.
A hearing is set for July 8, where McCready is required to appear before a judge.
The country singer originally filed a motion in May to reduce the number of her public service hours, which would “allow her to remain gainfully employed.”
Additionally, Williamson County Sheriff’s Dept told Access that when an individual violates their community service, they have to start over in regards to the number of hours completed.
I forgot to add the most depressing of depressing TV shows to my list: "Everybody Loves Raymond."
Also, I love the Steve Wilkos Show. It's so deliciously shitty... kind of like those leftover maryland crabs that have been sweltering in my backseat since Saturday. Which, btw, I do still plan on eating.
Oh I was so distracted by that hot slut Michelle Duggar I forgot to thank you for the belly laugh and the shocking revelation that Bill O'Reilly is a huge douche. God I love youtube. Hey Billy. What goes around comes to youtube. BUSTED! Sweet.
I think Aunt Barbara needs to have a long sit-down with Michelle Duggar, who I hope you noticed is knocked up yet again, with No. oh yes, 18. Wow, what a slut. Michelle. Seriously. We're begging you. STOP FUCKING. Jeez.
Ok you're given me my first acid flashback of the day. Thanks! Always try to have at least one before breakfast. Oh, please note I have resisted the urge to post a most disgusting Vagina Power clip with what's her name discussing how and when to take a shit when you're at some guy's house for a few days fucking his brains out. You're welcome.
I am ecstatic inside. Dare I hope for a reunion with the babydaddy? And cameos with Roger - possibly on a satellite link from prison? Thank you Jesus. Thank you country music. Thank you morons everywhere! Life is good.
Oh St. Maria Goretti, St. Monica, St. Rita, St. Michael the Archangel and all the holy saints and angels of light please dear Mary Mother of God please please please tell me this is going to happen. Oh. Please. Make it true. Make this true Nat.
Wow, this is actually gonna be very helpful to me. Every time I'm tempted to look up gay porn - you sure I never told you about my love of all things twink? um, never mind - I'll just take another look at those two princesses making out. Problem solved!
That was a thing of beauty - almost as funny as the Judge Judy one. The best part is, you'd think somebody that dumb would recognize the voice in a heartbeat. Must've had the cable turned off. You don't matter. Awesome.
I think I found my DJ! I love it when God just puts receptions together don't you? This thing is writing itself. Praise Jesus. I will trust him ... wonder if this guy knows any hymns.
Rev. Geminat? Is there no limit to your blue awesomeness? Honored to have you officiate. Only requirement: look at least this bad so I may look all the cuter by comparison: And, just because I know it would piss him off to no end if he knew, have another look at my fiance ... well, ok, the guy I've been stalking on the Internet for over two years. Still, I'm quite sure we're meant for each other. Oh my man I love him sooooooooo ... He'll never knoooooooooooow! And if he tries to serve me with that restraining order one more tiiiiiiiiiime ... I will send Goddess Bunny to his door to frighten him into erotic submission. Goddess Bunny can do anything. I bow to her power! Look what happened when she ordered him to disrobe! Ok it's just an excuse to post a pic of his ass but who's complaining? Ah love ...
Ok here's what I want. Btw I've decided I'm gonna have to get married just so I can walk down the aisle to Let Me Smell Yo Dick. Seriously. It's too late for therapy. I'm doing this. I may have to compromise later but for now here's what I need - for Kathy Griffin to get ordained so she can officiate (I'm sure that won't be a problem) - and to keep that used-up tranny look she has now. It works for me. I want you as Matron of Honor and to work security (and especially to keep an eye on the bar since I'm inviting Mindy McCready), Goddess Bunny as my flower girl, our Friend Most Likely to Blow Up a Federal Building to burst in at the last minute and try to stop the whole thing - and oh, the groom? Why, the Little Prince of course. He's been waiting all his life for this shit. Here, refresh your eyes with his Naziness. Purty ain't he? I'll let you know about the shower later.
