Will Watkins
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"I hate John Mayer... not really"
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22 years old
West Palm Beach, FL
United States
Last Login:7/22/2008
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Will Watkins's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Born and raised in South Florida, Will Watkins brings to the stage all of the flavor, spice, and culture that make his home unique. Using life stories and observations, this young comedian commands the crowd to laugh at “you had to be there” stories without actually having been there. A versatile comic, Watkins can make anyone laugh, whether it is the senior citizen on a field trip to the local comedy club or the town drunk about to pass out at the neighborhood dive bar.
Dubbed one of South Florida’s “New Faces of Comedy,” The Palm Beach Post declares, “…he’s well on his way…” and City Link Magazine proclaims, “Thumbs Up Stand Up! Comedy may not be pretty, but Will Watkins is – and he has the groupies to prove it.” Having been described as a “quick-on-his-feet conversationalist,” the only thing sharper than his wit is his jaw.
Watkins resides in West Palm Beach, Florida and was recently engaged to a fiery redhead. | | Website | FireatWillWatkins.com | | Influences | The Popular kids at school. | | Members | A big one. | | TV Shows | United Way commercial starring Joe Namath | | Films | "Six Hours on a Saturday"
"Apologetic"
"Casablanca" | | Albums | The best of Steve Strowbridge |
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Will Watkins's Interests
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| General | Joke make me laugh.
I am 30% Asshole/Bitch... I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. 
She's my favorite person to make laugh. | | Music | I like local bands and unsigned musicians who aren't full of themselves.
...and the Miami Sound Machine. | | Movies | I have a non-gay man crush on Edward Norton...
American History X
Death to Smootchie
Primal Fear
Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Boondock Saints
Which Action Star Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty | | Television | Anything on the History Channel. Biography. Bravo. Shows that are on when I get home at God forsaken hours... | | Books | "A Land Remembered" by Patrick D. Smith. My favorite book of all time and the only book I have ever read twice.
| | Heroes | * Franklin Pierce Adams
* Robert Benchley
* Heywood Broun
* Marc Connelly
* George S. Kaufman
* Dorothy Parker
* Harold Ross
* Robert E. Sherwood
* John Peter Toohey
* Alexander Woollcott
* Tallulah Bankhead
* Edna Ferber
* Jane Grant
* Ruth Hale
* Beatrice Kaufman
* Harpo Marx
* Neysa McMein
* Donald Ogden Stewart
* Deems Taylor
* Kirk Meadows |
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Comedians of MySpace, Dane Cook Fans, Comedians Club, Will Watkin's Groupie Hoes, South Florida Comedians, Friends of Second City, Saturday Night Live, South Florida Comedy
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Will Watkins's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Stuart | | Body type: | 6' 4" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Children: | Someday | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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Will Watkins's Schools
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William T. Dwyer High School
Palm Beach Gardens, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Theater
Clubs: Children's Theater
Drama Club
Sex Club
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Will Watkins's Networking
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Will Watkins's Blurbs |
About me:
I write jokes. I rewrite those jokes. I throw away those rewritten jokes. I take those rewritten jokes out of the garbage and rerewrite those jokes. I then perform those jokes at an open mic. Sometimes people pay me to perform these jokes. Sometimes.
I like doing comedy. The better I get the more stage time I get. The more stage time I get the better I get. If I get better people pay me to do comedy. The more money I get the more time I can devote to getting better and thereby get more stagetime.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Somebody who cries during episodes of Laguna Beach. So I can punch you in the face.__ Pro comedians are cool. Amateur comedians are cooler. Non-comedians who support comedy are the best.
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