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Frances Dilorinzo
Clean / Female / Stand-Up
"It's All About Me."

Female
101 years old
ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/11/2008
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   Frances Dilorinzo's Comedian Bio
BioWhat began as a mandatory speech class in college, turned into destiny for comedian Frances Dilorinzo. As a freshman, she sat quietly in class. Her instructor encouraged everyone to add humor to his or her speeches. Frances decided to take the risk, add some jokes and everyone was in hysterics! From the class she was recruited to the speech team. Frances Dilorinzo became the first to win California’s Gold Metal in the Speech to Entertain category two years in a row! Frances soon hit the real world of comedy…the nightclubs in L.A. This was a new world of comedy…instead of contending with judges; she had to deal with drunks and hecklers. Much to her own surprise, Frances realized she was not only funny, but quick. The audience rarely won when they challenged Frances Dilorinzo in a war of wit! Frances is now full of funny! She combines enthusiasm with sarcasms, and intellect with silliness. Although Frances is all female, her comedy is not for women only. Frances notes, “People are constantly coming up to me and saying, ‘I don’t usually like female comedians, but I think you’re hilarious’. Frances says, "I take it as a compliment." Frances soon went from college to clubs to T.V. Her credits include Last Comic Standing, Comics Unleashed, Comedy Central, Lifetime, BET, and more. In addition, she has also entertained on USO tours around the world, is developing her own show, and has performed for top corporations and a zillion colleges across the country.
WebsiteFunnyFrances.com
InfluencesMy mom, my husband, my dad, my kids...and an occassional glass of red wine.
TV ShowsThe Secret Life of a Soccer Mom - TLC Comics Unleashed - ABC Last Comic Standing - NBC The Real Housewives Of Orange County - Bravo! Funny Money - Game Show Network Hollywood’s Biggest Break Ups - E! Show Me the Funny - Wealth Network Que Loco’s - Galla Vision Latino Laugh Festival - SiTV Women’s Comedy Special - SiTV Comedy Jam - Mundo2 Girl’s Night Out - Lifetime

    Frances Dilorinzo's Interests
Groups: Bill Word's Favorite Funny FemalesMichael Schwartz-PhotographerThe Real Housewives of Orange CountyThe Parent TrapFree Hugs CampaignBrunettes Kick Ass!Support Women Directors - 18 an AFI-DWW film by Joy Gohring

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     Frances Dilorinzo's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian


Frances Dilorinzo's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 3 Total Plays: 1658 Plays Today: 0
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Mommy Madness
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Last Comc Standing 2006
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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 3 2008 8:00P
TOM’S FARM Temecula CA
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
ELKS CLUB MIssion Viejo CA
Oct 6 2008 8:00P
Martini Blues Huntington Beach CA
Oct 7 2008 8:00P
IMPROV - BREA Brea CA
Oct 17 2008 8:00P
Sun & Sail Club Lake Forest CA
Oct 17 2008 8:00P
THE FUNNIEST HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY - Onterio Improv Onterio CA
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
THE FUNNIEST HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY - Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
IMPROV - IRVINE SPECTRUM CA
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
WOODBRIDGE VILLAGE ASSOC. Irvine CA
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
COTO DE CAZA COUNTRY CLUB Coto de Caza CA
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
DOVE CANYON COUNTRY CLUB Trabucco Canyon CA
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
Lake Forest Beach and Tennis Club Lake Forest CA
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
Lake Forest Beach and Tennis Club Lake Forest CA
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
CANYON CREST ASSOCIATION Mission Viejo CA
Nov 15 2008 8:00P
EAST LAKE VILLAGE ASSOCIATION Yorba Linda CA
Nov 25 2008 8:00P
IMPROV - ONTERIO CA

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BOB PERKELL





Oct 9 2008 11:25 PM

Yes you are the only one.
You probably won't go up till 9:45.
That's why God Invented the Nap!!
BOB PERKELL





Oct 9 2008 6:30 PM

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Joe





Sep 1 2008 4:37 AM

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Hey Frances Dilorinzo, I just bought you as my PET!
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Stay up late and she be your again! lol Owned by Joe

Best Of Myspace Comedy





Aug 16 2008 4:50 AM

Lesbian Virgin

Click Here and tell us what you think about the final episode or Imaginary Bitches!

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Laughing Grape Comedy





Aug 3 2008 1:34 PM

Friday Night Comedy
August 8, 2008
7:30pm
@ Khoury's Restaurant
110 Marina Drive
Long Beach, CA 90803
562 598-6800
$10.
00 at door
50% off with flyer below

HOST: Jeffrey C.
Isaak

HEADLINER: Frances Dilorinzo
With
Jody Ferdig
Stevie Mack
Martha Marion
Tom Riehl


Call for reservations 714-844-9120

More info go to http://www. laughinggrapecomedy. com

August 8, 2008 show flyer

Best Of Myspace Comedy





Aug 2 2008 5:19 AM

Crazy Girls Quife

Please Click Here and tell us what you think about Girls Who Quife.


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Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jul 29 2008 6:31 PM

Are Drunk Girls That EASY?

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Bossa Wines





Jul 15 2008 4:59 PM

Thanks Frances and hope your summer is coming along well. Keep up the great work!!

Bossa Premium Wine Imports
Newport Beach, CA
www. bossawines. com
Keith-Byron Jones





Jul 9 2008 1:01 AM

Glad to see you last night Mommy
Laura Hayden





Jul 8 2008 8:09 AM

Always a treat to have you on the show!
greg vaccariello





Jun 27 2008 4:44 PM

Hi Frances, dropping in to say hi!
Vac
Lady Di





Jun 16 2008 7:37 PM

Great job at CFFC on Saturday, you rocked it, girl!
California's Funniest Female Contest





Jun 15 2008 3:59 PM

Congratulations for placing second in the 2008 California's Funniest Female Contest


Frances Dilorinzo - 2nd Place
California's Funniest Female Contest





Jun 5 2008 1:44 PM

Save $5 on Sixth Annual California's Funniest Female Contest finals tickets

$15 in advance ($20 at the door)

BUY 2008 CFFC FINALS TICKETS (SAVE $5) CLICK HERE


Saturday, June 14, 2008
FINAL ROUND
8:00 PM Start
$15 in advance ($20 at the door)
Guest Host - Retha Jones
1. Cindy Burns
2. Frances Dilorinzo
3. Christy Eidson
4. Angel Gaines
5. Renee Gauthier
6. Mickey Gordon
7. Lang Parker
8. Lauri Roggenkamp

June 14, 2008 show flyer CONTEST FINALS

California's Funniest Female Contest





Jun 1 2008 8:05 AM

Congrats for moving on to the FINALS in the California's Funniest Female Contest


Frances Dilorinzo
Locke





May 31 2008 9:49 PM

Hey Frances Dilorinzo, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!




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Alisa





May 27 2008 10:34 PM

Got your stuff! Looking forward to the S-H-O-W. I am brain dead after the 3 day weekend. So I am not witty. No brain activity. Barely. Breathing. Need. Another. Weekend.

I am excited... we get the spotlight! We WIN!
HALFSHAQ





May 20 2008 12:14 AM

FRANCES, my sis! We are Paisono Italiano's!
How did the funny girl competition in LBC go?

GiGi! Tell her hello back...Does she have a myspace page? She still acting?

Yes! When can we make it happen?
Love to see you and crack it up!
Your Bro.
California's Funniest Female Contest





May 19 2008 5:25 PM

Congrats for moving on to the SEMI FINALS in the California's Funniest Female Contest


Frances Dilorinzo
A*MAN*DUH





May 16 2008 4:57 PM

Where at in Long Beach???
Sheila





May 7 2008 12:59 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?














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California's Funniest Female Contest





May 4 2008 3:36 AM

Congrats for moving on to the QUARTER FINALS in the California's Funniest Female Contest


Frances Dilorinzo
Jeff Bornstein





May 1 2008 8:36 AM

Hey pretty lady it's been a FEW MINUTES, just stopping by to say hello... HELLO! :)

Hope you're well?
Desirea





Apr 29 2008 1:20 AM


Hey Frances Dilorinzo, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

Human pets! Well only in cyber space.

HALFSHAQ





Apr 17 2008 12:24 AM

You look like you did at MVHS! BACK IN 83!
Alisa





Apr 10 2008 10:21 PM

Congratulations! I can't wait to watch your show.

And not to be a anal or anything, but why is my gig in lowercase letters and everyone else is in uppercase? Should I take that personally? Is that code for "not a really fun group to perform for???" But I am over it. Really.
Ben Hancock