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Frothy Afterbirth's Interests
General
Sex and the power tools that go with it because I think I'm a sexually useless fool with no skills. I'm really very hard on myself. Hahaha... I said "Hard"!
LEGOS dammit, nuff said.
Note: I do have allot of links on my page, so make me happy and click on them. I also design my own damn layouts and none of that copy and paste shit.
Music
The Dirty Song (play) I dare you to click the link.
"You're Breaking My Heart" by Harry Nilsson. Go rent Private School with Phoebe Cates and Mathew Modine and watch the first 4 mins. and see what I mean.
If there was a scene in a movie that I would like for it to come to life and be a part of, then let it be me with Tom Hanks and the rest of the party goers witnessing the donkey
show in Bachelor Party!
Before you yell that this is gay, I would like to say... FUCK YOU! Now play on.
So XANADU was a shitty flick, but the music is the only redeeming factor and I had a humongo crush on Olivia Newton-John. Also I never really got into that roller skate craze.
Television
Remember the 80's, so what the fuck happen to Commander USA and Kung Fu Theater on the USA Network?
Yeah yeah yeah, so I'm currently enamored with this stupid ass cartoon.
Books
Am a typical Neanderthal so to hell with all that literature verbiage and show me the damn pics!
OK OK OK so I actually do read, here -
The Broken Branch: How Congress Is Failing America and How to Get It Back on Track (Institutions of American Democracy) by Thomas E. Mann and Norman J. Ornstein
Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl (Mmmmm she is so dreameee!)
Savage Peace, Hope and Fear in America by Ann Hagedorn.
Hustler April 1988, the one Kim Basinger is seen holding in the movie 'My Stepmother Is an Alien'.
Heroes
I like to thank all the people in the world who achieved a Darwin Award. Thank you thank you for taking matters into your hands so that we don't have to.
Chuck Yeager because he still gets a raw deal from NASA (remember 'The Right Stuff'). Fuck John Glenn, it should've been Chucky to go up in the Space Shuttle.
Lloyd
Kaufman (Troma Films): auteur of tasteless cinema!
Statler and Waldorf, the two muppets seen in the balcony of 'The Muppets Show', because thats how I envision myself in the distant future... a wrinkly wise ass.
Aaron Feuerstein former CEO of Malden Mills in Lawrence, MA the manufacturer of Polartec. The corporate man that actually gave a shit!!!
Wow! I didn't realized I've got nothing but geriatric whities; I'm gonna have to rectify that with some real age/gender/racial balance. So here it goes.
Delphine Djiraibe 2004 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award winner from Chad who is a Human rights attorney and co-founder of the Chadian Association for the Promotion and Defense of Human Rights.
Paul Thacker the investigative journalist and science
writer who debunked junk science used by industrial corporations to skirt around environmental and health risks. Uncovered the White House's prevention of scientists from speaking out about the link between global warming and climate change.
Dr. Muhammad Yunus, founder of the Grameen Bank in Bangladesh and awarded the 2006 Nobel Peace Prize for creating a banking system instituting the use of microcredit loans that has inspired similar efforts throughout the developing world and industrialized nations.
Marni Nixon an actress, accomplished Broadway and opera singer has well as one of Hollywood's dark little secrets for it was she who was called upon for decades dubbing the singing voices for many well known actresses like Deborah Kerr in 'The King and I', Natalie Wood's in 'West Side Story', and Audrey Hepburn's 'In My Fair Lady'.
Matt Flannery (CEO and Co-Founder) and Moses
Zadock Onyango (Co-founder) of www.Kiva.org.
The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF), the people who are fighting to keep your rights to technological innovation, liberty, freedom, privacy, and most important of all the fucking Constitution against all evil actions perpetuated by corporations and the U.S. Government!!! Those guys are another form of true patriots.
Frothy Afterbirth I'm wondering where did everybody go? My relative (s), my friend (s), my fan (s), my hater (s), my stalker (s), my groupie (s), my wet dream (s), my wallet
About me:
Male Lesbian with a preponderant, lascivious, and illiterate mind.
I'm not sorry that you click to view my profile [the lewd hot ass pic that's definitely not me] thinking I'm a chick only to be disappointed with the ramblings of another non-didactically testosterone perv. I feel your begrudging love.
I'm a self-professed Grandmaster of RUN-DO, the oldest martial arts style since the dawn of time . Everyone has mastered this, well almost everyone. Its very very simple, you see trouble... you immediately run in the opposite direction! Everyone has something to run from, natural disasters, the govt., the law, bookies, alimony, child support, abusive ex-boyfriend with a fetish for wearing frilly panties, psycho stalking ex-girlfriend on lithium, the secret knowledge of your very married boss bangin' his secretary, chickens that look at you funny, you all know the like. Its too bad for anyone whom are outta luck with no legs or the ability to use them.
This skill has saved me on many occasions like the one time I ran for my life from a drunken/coked-up tranny chasing me with a small hatchet down a darken alley in Tijuana. He/she (whatever) mistakenly thought I was the john that stiffed her/him (whatever) from services that was rendered. Believe me, I'm glad he/she (whatever) isn't my preference and that I was sober that night.
Oh and yes to all those nick pickers, I do admit that the headline I'm currently using has a fragmented sentence!
I have a hatred for 1970's American residential architecture, for some odd reason more than bell bottoms. Which by the way I never wore. Tis true, my parents never did buy me a pair.
Who I'd like to meet: The inventor of toilet paper.
Billy Drago... the creepiest looking and most villainous acting actor ever.
The mustache, the Hawaiian shirts, the Detroit Tigers baseball cap, the continuously borrowed Ferrari 308 GT!
Ah Lynda, those crystal blue eyes, that hair, them torpedoes.
Currently having the hots for German/Romanian actress Alexandra Maria Lara.
Shô
Kosugi, actor/martial artist who starred in all those ninja movies during the 1980's.
My conscience... mmm my conscience.
The ones at Burger King who thought up & OKed this scary premise of stalking people with a hamburger for I would like to smack these cretins in back of their heads.
His excellency President Robert Mugabe who is single handedly dismantling the entire nation of Zimbabwe.
Travel Author/Guru & TV show host Rick Steves.
Molecular biologist Wendy Northcutt creator and author of "The Darwin Awards".
These two are not the typical pretentious Hollywood bullshit you tend to hear from the entertainment elite that hold a candle to any discussions.
Morgan Fairchild is not only gorgeous but a
very brainy Democrat.
yeah the cop gave them a citation but let them drive off in that death trap...go figure..aww you do love me.. but yeah I am ok going to go get a check up to see how my back is ...still scared to drive a little but I will get over it.
A segment from "Studio Julmahuvi", a finnish sketch series, sent to you for no apparent reason. A spoof of the artsy finnish movies that the so-called intellectual left wants to see, filled with depression and angst. Thank God they don't make movies like this anymore. At least, not as much as they used to.
Thank's for the greeting you sent me a while back. You know, if it wasn't for week old Conan O'Brien episodes, we finns wouldn't even know the irish people existed...
The Broken Branch: How Congress Is Failing America and How to Get It Back on Track (Institutions of American Democracy) by 
Special Topics in Calamity Physics by 
Chuck Yeager because he still gets a raw deal from NASA (remember 'The Right Stuff'). Fuck John Glenn, it should've been Chucky to go up in the Space Shuttle.
Lloyd
Kaufman (Troma Films): auteur of tasteless cinema!
Statler and Waldorf, the two muppets seen in the balcony of 'The Muppets Show', because thats how I envision myself in the distant future... a wrinkly wise ass.
Aaron Feuerstein former CEO of Malden Mills in Lawrence, MA the manufacturer of Polartec. The corporate man that actually gave a shit!!!
Delphine Djiraibe 2004 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award winner from Chad who is a Human rights attorney and co-founder of the Chadian Association for the Promotion and Defense of Human Rights.
Paul Thacker the investigative journalist and science
writer who debunked junk science used by industrial corporations to skirt around environmental and health risks. Uncovered the White House's prevention of scientists from speaking out about the link between global warming and climate change.
Dr. Muhammad Yunus, founder of the Grameen Bank in Bangladesh and awarded the 2006 Nobel Peace Prize for creating a banking system instituting the use of microcredit loans that has inspired similar efforts throughout the developing world and industrialized nations.
Marni Nixon an actress, accomplished Broadway and opera singer has well as one of Hollywood's dark little secrets for it was she who was called upon for decades dubbing the singing voices for many well known actresses like Deborah Kerr in 'The King and I', Natalie Wood's in 'West Side Story', and Audrey Hepburn's 'In My Fair Lady'.
Matt Flannery (CEO and Co-Founder) and Moses
Zadock Onyango (Co-founder) of 
Billy Drago... the creepiest looking and most villainous acting actor ever.
Currently having the hots for German/Romanian actress Alexandra Maria Lara.
Shô
Kosugi, actor/martial artist who starred in all those ninja movies during the 1980's.
My conscience... mmm my conscience.
His excellency President Robert Mugabe who is single handedly dismantling the entire nation of Zimbabwe.
Travel Author/Guru & TV show host Rick Steves.
Molecular biologist Wendy Northcutt creator and author of "The Darwin Awards".
Morgan Fairchild is not only
