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The Freemartins
Rock / Pop Punk / Rock

"Scientifically Engineered to Rock"

PORTLAND, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  7/24/2008
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   The Freemartins: General Info
Member Since12/15/2005
Band Websitethefreemartins.com
Band MembersDr. Skipp Seriously -
Vocals/Drums
Thadeus P. Thordenfelt III -
Drums/Vocals
Tobe Anderson -
Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
Brian Moore -
Bass/Backing Vocals

InfluencesBourbon, Beatles, Weezer, Green Day, Beer, Nirvana, The Cars, Janes Addiction, More Bourbon, Mike Patton, Gwar, Soul Coughing, Fair Death....

There's more but this should confuse you enough...
Sounds LikeBeer and Bourbon infused Rock 'n Roll!

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   About The Freemartins


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WANT TO HEAR THE FREEMARTINS ON THE RADIO??
We do too!! To make it happen just email Jaime Cooley ( jaime@947.fm ) to request a track. Recommended tracks (without naughty words) are Sarah Says, Supervillain, or 2 Little Words. Or you can call the request line at 1.888.777.0947



THE FREEMARTINS ORIGINS: HOW TO MAKE ONE MEAN BAND
It's been a long, hard road that The Freemartins have traveled to get to where they are today. Theirs has been a journey littered with the detritus of the American Dream: onelegged hookers, monster hangovers, nights in jail, street fights, airbag deployments, broken windmills, regular shots of penicillin, and at least one possibly rabid iguana with a serious case of ADD. Yes, the Rock 'n Roll lifestyle has been tough on these four Portlanders, and with the rising cost of cheap thrills and liver transplants, it doesn't look like it's going to get any easier for them in the near future. But what the hell, that's what the Rock is all about. These boys aren't about to back away from the fight, put down the bottle, hock their instruments, and go snuggle up to the bosoms of their respective mothers; your mother's bosom, maybe, but certainly not theirs. No way. These guys are the real deal. Under various band names, every one of them has put in more than ten years of hard time on Portland's music scene, where they have demonstrated personal staying power, garnered widespread praise from critics and fans alike, and earned some serious street cred in the process. In short, they have paid their dues and then some, and fate has yet to wipe the maniacal grins from their faces.

The Freemartins were first formed in the fall of 1998, and their hard-to-define Funk/Rock/Pop sound became famous for lighting more than a few asses on fire at clubs all across the Pacific Northwest. The ruckus generated at these drunken all-night booty shakes landed them some glowing reviews in music publications such as The Rocket, Two Louies, and Jam Magazine, not to mention stirring up a lot of chatter on the net. They even received a nod of recognition from none other than Erik Johnson of Parliament. Since then, they have trimmed down the band somewhat and moved away from the Funk, favoring the more straightforward one-two punch of red-hot, in your face Rock 'n Roll. After a short hiatus forced on them by their drummer's car accident and the temporary absence of their bass player, The Freemartins have come out of their corner swinging. With spot-on harmonies, intelligent lyrics, driving guitar, wicked hooks, and asshole-tight rhythm, I guarantee that these boys have the chops to knock your jaw to the floor.



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Jul 17 2008 3:22 PM

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Jun 25 2008 1:28 AM

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Jun 19 2008 9:56 PM



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Jun 13 2008 4:08 PM

G'day boys, thanks for the request.
Drink up!
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Jun 12 2008 2:10 PM

Thanks for the good words! Digg'n what you guys are doing as well!
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Jun 10 2008 10:07 PM

 
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May 29 2008 12:36 PM

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May 29 2008 9:31 AM

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Rockin out over here with all mah fav bands as pets! Soon I will have more venues for ya to play in!

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May 23 2008 4:48 PM

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May 22 2008 9:11 PM

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May 22 2008 9:09 PM

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May 22 2008 9:42 AM

Great tracks.
The Chinatown hood salutes you
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May 21 2008 6:49 AM

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May 20 2008 9:07 PM

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May 17 2008 2:54 PM

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