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Forrest Simmons
"Irony-free....for now."

Male
28 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 12/1/2008
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Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No


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DanielB





Nov 22 2008 9:10 PM

Smith Q Johns





Oct 3 2008 12:18 AM

Alisha





Sep 15 2008 4:12 AM

Ha Ha, I know when your birthday is! Burritoville Nachos with a candle in it!
SweetCountryChick





Sep 14 2008 12:13 PM


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Happy Birthday Forrest hope u have a great time and have fun. so how are you doing these days I haven't heard from you for a long time hope you are doing alright. well take care and talk to you later

Martha
Smith Q Johns





Aug 21 2008 5:27 AM

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Aug 6 2008 12:08 AM

Mr. Simmons, Thanks for the add. I would love to have you on my show. Let me know what Saturday's you have available.
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Leif the Lucky





Jul 28 2008 12:17 AM

Watch me on Burn Notice this Thursday at 10pm eastern on USA. It's my television debut. I play a Russian waiter. LOOK FOR ME! Or don't... whatever.
See if i care! I HATE YOU!
Smith Q Johns





Jul 16 2008 7:52 AM

Smith Q Johns





Jul 10 2008 1:36 AM

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Hawkeye and Firebird do it in the car
Here is Hawkeye!
Here is Firebird!
Airplane, airplane! It's our airplane!
We drive in it and we fight crime in it!
Fly! Fly! Fly!

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SweetCountryChick





Jul 3 2008 8:44 PM

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Smith Q Johns





Jun 30 2008 12:23 AM

Electric Hips





Jun 12 2008 2:38 PM

The Fight Face:
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SweetCountryChick





Jun 10 2008 12:37 AM

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Electric Hips





Jun 6 2008 9:30 PM

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Jun 5 2008 6:05 PM

I want you to know that no matter what you think, you've definitely made an impression on my life. For instance, I think of you often anytime I'm listening to bad Classic Rock radio, and this little jem comes on:

It's not "Borderline", Dude. It's "Hold The Line".
Kimberly Faith





Jun 5 2008 7:39 AM

f'in sweet! anis is in town. he just watched the awesomeness with me. you should see "foot fist way." we both think you're pretty great.
t minus two months bitch!
Leif the Lucky





May 30 2008 1:54 PM

i try to sprinkle my seed in every state. haven't heard back from anyone yet, but as soon one of the little buggers pops up, i'll be sure to let you know.
LeeLee





May 7 2008 7:31 PM

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SweetCountryChick





Apr 14 2008 6:52 PM


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Electric Hips





Apr 14 2008 4:41 PM

Thanks. I'm going to have nightmares about Eli tonight, I just know it. That wondering eyeball of his is like Mona Lisa's Smile. It follows me throughout the room. I can't escape it.
A video clip of a retarded guy seriously screwing up on a free-style rap session?
Could it get any more painfully awkward? No. I don't think so.
Kimberly Faith





Apr 8 2008 7:45 PM

this is kinda amazing. "young at heart" doing sonic youth's schizophrenia.
Cherie





Apr 3 2008 10:15 PM

Hey you I'm gonna be in NYC next month and I'd really like to see my old buddy if you're down.
SweetCountryChick





Mar 22 2008 3:36 PM


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Bei Bei





Mar 17 2008 4:03 AM

Hi! Just want to say thank you for being my Myspace friend :) Bei Bei
Richard





Mar 12 2008 10:11 PM

Hey, Forest
I will be in New York this weekend. I've been at Fort Meade, Md. for about a month and I finally get a 3 day weekend. Shoot me an email if you want to meet up.
-Tony
Zoe fabulous





Mar 12 2008 5:08 PM

hey! it was fun seeing you the other night, let me know if you want to grab a beer sometime!
-z to the fabulous-
Electric Hips





Mar 7 2008 6:21 PM

Politics, Cat's Feet and Andrew W.K.?
This shit has your name all over it.
Click-n-paste.

http://blog. morefairgame. org/2008/03/06/fair-game-exclusive-andrew-wk-covers-the-mclaughlin-group/
Kel Bel





Mar 5 2008 1:45 AM

I love your sock......kitties?! What's new? Still here in Savannah, bit ready for a change so I'll keep ya posted. Once I start feeling froggy I think about jumpin'.
Miss ya, haven't spoken in ages.
Be good & take care. Enjoyed your latest UTUBE clip.KELxx
Mitch





Mar 4 2008 4:01 AM

HEY!

We talked about hanging out soon... how about we go see our buddy Chuck Klosterman at the Highline Ballroom this Thursday?

http://www. highlineballroom. com/bio. php?id=368
Leif the Lucky





Feb 17 2008 3:00 PM

don't listen to me! it's a fake virtual me! I'm the REAL virtual me.... I've just killed the fake virtual me. You shouldn't be bothered by him any more.
Leif the Lucky





Feb 16 2008 7:56 PM

yo.
there's someone posted something really bad about you in their blog, you got to check it out, link here
http://blog.google.com/user/neurogliar/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=55607630&blogID=163468156
Ashby - "ness"





Feb 14 2008 3:18 PM


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Feb 14 2008 3:09 PM


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Feb 13 2008 3:22 AM

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Happy Valentine's Day Forrest

Martha
Electric Hips





Feb 8 2008 4:04 PM

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SweetCountryChick





Jan 27 2008 5:40 PM

I'm a Lucky Valentine


I'm a lucky Valentine
And "Why? you might ask
It's because you're my friend
The kind that will forever last!


I'm so blessed by God above
To have a friend like you
so may I take this time to send
A message your way too


Happy Valentine's day my friend
Have a very blessed day
Please know you're wished the best
In every single way!


Yes I'm lucky Valentine
I have a friend in you
God bless you, oh so much
In everything you do!
Sarah





Jan 20 2008 6:53 AM

I move out of NY and I'm removed from your top friends...I see how you are!
I miss you and all your silliness :(
You need to come visit...I have ducks!
Kimberly Faith





Jan 11 2008 8:34 PM


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Jan 8 2008 3:47 AM


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Jan 6 2008 4:32 PM

Long time Forrest...was just browsing and saw your footage. Good stuff man. I knew after all of these years that you'd do something in comedy; very proud, man. Keep up the good work, and if you're ever in Atlanta I'd definitely come check out a show. Take care...
Mitch





Jan 2 2008 10:10 PM

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William/ Joey





Jan 2 2008 4:55 AM

Happy New Year Forrest!
Hotstepper





Jan 1 2008 9:49 PM

Just peeking at your page to see how you are. You seem well! Good show.

Happy New Year!
Jesse Lee Vaughn AMERICANA ARTWORKS





Dec 30 2007 11:12 PM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about you in their myspace blog, you need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
Nicki





Dec 21 2007 12:51 AM

Hi Forrest.

SO, after my arrest for crack possession, i found the Lord and things are getting much better. I wish my boyfriend would stop hitting me but sometimes i do nag him, i guess.

Hope all is well and that you've accepted the Lord, Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Merry CHRISTmas!
Nicki





Dec 21 2007 12:47 AM



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