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laur

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: provides mostly caustic humor Mood: blah blah

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  • 27 / Female
  • Delaware, US
  • Last Login: 12/4/2008

Interests

  • General

    ..stuff. editing film. reading. religion and pop culture. anachronisms. eschewing the heteronormative binary view of sexuality. photography. political activism. the beach. "chumming". being a hermit. dinosaurs. regional dialects. reproductive rights. gay rights. civil liberties. human rights. writing to the FBI/NSA/CIA for written transcripts of my conversations with Chad. scotch. trees. apple macs. the usual.

    Oh, and this:

    ..

  • Music

    ..blues, classic rock, electro-pop. quite often other stuff

  • Movies

    ..yes, it could be said that movies interest me.

  • Television

    ..TDS/TCR, House, Bones

  • Books

    ..anything i can read i do. except harlequin romance and stephen king.

  • Heroes

    ..Rahm, b/c he corrects misspellings in newspapers, and
    Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA

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About me:

What’s nonsensical about the idea of “the more you drink, the happier you feel”? Not only does it make sense, it’s the guiding principle of my life.

If I haven't let you down yet: Don't worry, I will.

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies. I do believe that is a record." - Dylan Thomas


Who I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert, Rahm Emanuel, Stephen Fry, Louis Theroux, & Brian Williams

Comments

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  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Nov 24 2008 12:17 AM

    i really love the new layout :)
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Nov 19 2008 1:56 PM

    so what did you name kitty??
  • Jamie Jamie

    Nov 7 2008 1:11 PM

    Forgot about chunkin this year....You forgot to remind me!!!
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Nov 2 2008 2:15 AM

    I am not going to lie... i really like "roar"... AND it means "i love you" in dinosaur
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Nov 1 2008 6:17 PM

    i think you should name him ROAR!
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Nov 1 2008 1:05 PM

    what does kitty look like...
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Oct 30 2008 10:30 PM

    you do realize the excessive number of bumper stickers you will get now right? Doob and I have a problem... be ready for it
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Oct 30 2008 9:42 PM

    yeah!! you added a bumpersticker board now i can send you millions of stickers...muhahahahahahahhaha
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    Oct 27 2008 11:49 PM

    Regretting the cherries yet?
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Oct 26 2008 11:29 PM

    hey how's it going, the new bump is moving... next month i find out boy or girl...i'm getting the feeling i may never see the beach again :(
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    Oct 24 2008 3:08 PM

    Halloween? (Now that you know the way to Philly.
    )
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Oct 22 2008 12:48 PM

    my vote (if it counts for anything) is obviously for vampire. simply because i am just dweeby enough to find them sexy. and i do believe you can still hit small people with shelves and not have to worry about the ramifications. But why would you need to when you can do so many other fun and interesting things... dismemberment perhaps? this comment has gotten away from me and into the gruesome realm. But Im thinking thats ok too with halloween not far off it makes sense. Im glad even dead you are still one witty son of a bitch.
    Cheers
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Oct 21 2008 4:36 PM

    Its been awhile... but judging by your login date you are still breathing. so thats good.
    update me on the rest sometime soon! any plans to visit the land of mountains, payless shoes, and missing teeth anytime soon?
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    Sep 29 2008 7:45 PM

    Still alive? We need another adventure....AN ADVENTURE, LAURIE, AN ADVENTURE!
  • Piere Piere

    Sep 18 2008 1:58 AM

    Oh my God I want cupcakes right now!!!!
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Sep 10 2008 11:46 PM

    i am ten times more sick with this one who we affectionatly call socks... i think rich wants to send me away... o well vaca for me
  • Nina Nina

    Sep 8 2008 12:37 AM

    got an updated pic up for you.
  • Piere Piere

    Sep 7 2008 4:25 PM

    Laur wtf is up???? how you been?
  • Nina Nina

    Sep 6 2008 3:46 AM

    I love the hair, i think mines is longer than yours.
  • Kristin Kristin

    Aug 30 2008 2:37 AM

    Thanks for the birthday wishes! Hope everything is going well.
    How is the job hunt going?
  • Jamie Jamie

    Aug 14 2008 1:19 PM

    ummm....well we're meeting my mom in M-Town at Sushi Yama at 7:00 so after that we're driving down...so I guess 9:00-10:00 at the latest.
  • Jamie Jamie

    Aug 14 2008 12:54 PM

    a 7 layer cake.....just kidding...I don't care whatever is laying around that tastes good...we are headed down tonight.....are you working at Tim's?
  • Jamie Jamie

    Aug 8 2008 9:17 PM

    I sent a birthday card a while back to FL and it came back to me ha!...anyway we'll be at the beach next weekend celebrating my oldness.
    (Thurs Aug 14th)
  • Nicholas Nicholas

    Aug 7 2008 5:46 AM

  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    Aug 5 2008 3:16 PM

    Whatev. You love me.
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    Aug 5 2008 6:37 AM

    I'm totally flattered that I'm in your profile pic....
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Jul 26 2008 11:49 AM

    well now i might have some cash to come see you is sept to oct to late??? rich caleb and i and hopefully meggies??
  • FuN SiZeD FuN SiZeD

    Jul 22 2008 11:13 PM

    thanks!! everyone is fine... I wish we had money to come visit you...
  • Kristin Kristin

    Jul 14 2008 3:20 PM

    Mya is patiently waiting for you to come visit! We miss you and hope to kidnap you soon :)~
  • Shell Shell

    Jul 3 2008 1:59 PM

    ..
    Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
  • Nina Nina

    Jun 27 2008 2:08 AM

    we should sooo do that.
  • Kristin Kristin

    Jun 26 2008 2:29 PM

    I don't even want to ask why your face hurts....
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Jun 20 2008 5:54 PM

    25th and 26th?
  • Jana Jana

    Jun 18 2008 11:44 PM

    um... not sure but i need it i my life pronto : )
  • Evolution Geek Evolution Geek

    Jun 18 2008 1:48 AM

    How goes it lady? Think you might be in the mood for some Jefe visitation some time soon? The scene here grows stale and I desire a fresh breeze. Thanks for the Bday wishes as well!!
    -Jefe-
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Jun 16 2008 3:34 PM

    well i want to see you so we might come down anyway, and get a room somewhere, because that was our original plan. we were just going to do it in new jersey. the 23 thru the 27 is tanja's only week off...
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Jun 15 2008 10:40 PM

    alright... I am coming down. two weeks... and I am bringing Tosh and Tanja.
    and we are going to get pants shitting drunk and try and drown in the ocean
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    Jun 13 2008 4:39 PM

    so where are you?
  • Jana Jana

    Jun 6 2008 5:41 AM

    miss you laur. no one understands my le chuga chuga chuga jokes.. and no one calls me janana phone.. maybe i will teach that to one of the 4 million kazackastand students we have working haha love you
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    May 22 2008 3:58 PM

    I can't believe myspace doesn't honour the High Holy Days.
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    May 22 2008 4:03 AM

    So. happy birthday, late.
    oldielocks
  • Kristin Kristin

    May 20 2008 5:23 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
  • Jamie Jamie

    May 19 2008 2:12 PM

    soooo....I don't know how to send you a birthday card. The beach house is not the same without you there.
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    May 19 2008 1:38 PM

    teehee
  • Beautiful Oblivion Beautiful Oblivion

    May 19 2008 4:08 AM

    Photobucket
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    May 4 2008 3:58 AM

    ps- I got my roommate addicted to x-files.

    I=teh shit

    New movie this summer. 10 years later. Will it be good? Eh. Not holding my breath.
  • Piere Piere

    Apr 29 2008 8:02 PM

    That picture was amazingly perfect. I love it.
  • Shell Shell

    Apr 29 2008 12:16 AM

    http://www. shedworking. co. uk/2008/04/how-to-insulate-your-shed. html
  • maxium rockabilly maxium rockabilly

    Apr 28 2008 8:58 PM

    Don't think I'll be moving any time soon, but you betcha I'll be visiting! STAY OUT OF THE SUN! You're a redhead for god's sake.
  • Shell Shell

    Apr 28 2008 4:30 PM

    FINALLY! I wasn't sure if it was genius or schizophrenia. I was hoping for the first but the later would have made for better blogs. D's cousin invited us up to Orlando for the weekend, so if you make it down before then you'll have the house to yourself.