(Hi! My name is Floogiel! Imma Gremlin, knot won of those fakeey wons like yuu see in the movies. Yuu see... Gremlins ar real creatures... we com frum the planets Fato and Foodtune. We stand to inchs tal and eat nine times a day. And b carful, stik us with a pin and we popp! But wat we lak in size we moor than make up fur smarts. I.N. Stein, our smartst Gremlin has an IQ of 2! Relli pushing the stratosphere ther! We ar so dum that if yuu dont tell us we cant do somthing we kan do it! Aniwai, bak to my stori. We landed on the isle uf fat in the South Pacific. Frum ther we spred all over the wurld. If yuu dont beleve me just luuk arund. OH! But yuu cant see us cus wer invisibl. NO!NO!NO! Dont sai it!! I cant see me!! Where am I??<
