I hate a rerun, but every now and again you can't escape em....Mostly Rangers baseball, you got any cookies you can send them? They will talk about you on national TV..
I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago!
You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.
About me: My name is John, I am a fishoholic...I can't pass by water and not want to fish it or think "Is there fish in it?" I can make a deaf person laugh, it's a talent I guess I was born with. I just do what I do and it usually works. Just a loud redneck who loves to have fun and be around people, don't think I have ever met a stranger. Hell I would talk to a wall if I thought i could make it smile. Fishing consumes me, I just wanna know if it's the beer or the fact I can always catch them that makes me wanna go pro? I fish, fish and then I go fishing again, somewhere between that I smoke, drink and cuss....
Who I'd like to meet: You are a Real Bass Fisherman if...
1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.
2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".
4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.
6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.
10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.
13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.
14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.
15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.
16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone,
I GOT FREE TICKETS, BUT HAD TO PAY $30 FOR PARKING,$30 TO PARK!!!! THAT FUCKER IS INSANE, I HOPE GETS CANCER AND DIES A SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH!!! GUESS HOW MUCH PARKING WILL BE AT THE NEW STADIUM??????
UM yeah tell me about it. i hate this place. texas in like 1 month!! hells yes... if you look at my tattoo album you'll see how much i love my homestate!! so what are you doing lately?
right! i hate this shit!! hopefully i shouldn't have to deal with it too much longer... should be down there in a month or two! how was your thanksgiving in the gay state of ok?
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