Full Metal Jacket, Patton, Smokey and the Bandit, Forest Gump, and Van Wilder. Warren Miller ski movies.
Television
M*A*SH* and any sports. Reality TV.
Books
This assumes I can read. Blue Highways, On the Road, and Grapes of Wrath.
Heroes
Roger Stone
I have never been a big fan of Geraldine Ferraro. In fact, after the 1984 election her lawyers contacted me with a demand that I apologize for some particularly nasty things I had said about her on Television while working for Ronald Reagan's reelection when she was on the Democratic ticket for Vice President. Since the election was over, I was happy to retract my comments and apologize for them rather than bear the expense of litigation.
During the 1984 campaign, Roy Cohn, the legendary New York fixer, passed me information that Ferraro's husband, John Zaccaro, was the landlord for warehouse space in Queens that was being rented for the production and distribution of pornographic movies. Cohn's information came courtesy of Fat Tony Salerno, the mob boss who knew a few things about what was going on in the underworld. The story became page one fodder for the New York Post, further sinking the Mondale/Ferraro ticket.
Although I disagree with former Congresswoman Ferraro, I respect the fact that she has always honestly spoken her mind throughout her political career. It is this honesty that was on display in her recent remarks regarding Barack Obama.
Geraldine Ferraro maybe politically incorrect, but she is deadly accurate when she says that Barack Obama would not be in this position if he were a white man. In fact, a white politician with a resume this thin would be ..... John Edwards, face down in the dirt after winning no votes against Hillary Clinton.
Hillary's distancing herself from Ferraro is cowardly. Geraldine Ferraro is not a racist but a straight talking Italian American woman who has earned the right to tell it like it is.
Barack Obama cannot be questioned on his record since he has none. Hillary cannot challenge Obama on his issue proposals because they are essentially identical to hers - garden variety McGovernism. When anyone questions Obama's qualifications or substance, they're accused of racism. Senator Obama uses his race as a shield.
Gerry Ferraro has called it right.
1.) It takes me an amazing amount of alcohol to dance. Even then I dance like I have two left feet.
2.) I spent four years in the United States Marine Corps, yet I have not a single bone of discipline in my body.
3.) I love giving my little niece a hard time (Ash), yet she is still my favorite. Oh by the way, I have 8 nephews and 1 niece. Ok Ash, you win by default!
4.)Love Letterman
5.)When the cop says "it can and will be used against you in a court of law", believe them! Asking a cop "Does Mommy and Daddy know you're playing Barney Fife tonight" isn't the best thing to do. However when this statement is read in court, you would be amazed by the laughter in the courtroom.
6.) I nearly crashed my car when I saw a bumper sticker that read, "Vote for Monica's ex-boyfriends wife"
7.) I've been to several countries in Europe and I think for the most part, it's overrated. Italy=Snobs, Turkey=Dirty, Greece=Angry. Spain and Malta, I'd go back any day of the week,.
8.) Regrets are just "learning things the hard way." Those that say they have none are full of shit!
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The mathematics on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer ' s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney ' employed ' Kristen for 5 years, he would ' ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ' to do ' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you ' re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
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Who I'd like to meet: This person. I mean really, with all the possible tools at her disposal and she picks the dog. Holy shit, she must be one twisted person.
Yo what up crazy Dave? I fucking love full metal jacket, and yes we are all low life pieces of amphibian shit. Do you have a boat in the water? Sounding off like i got a pair................stiner
Hi Bud! So, I have a story I thought you might enjoy...
I was at Fox News for work yesterday doing depositions...on my way out I came out of the elevator, turned the corner toward the door, and ran smack into this tall and very very overly tanned dude, dropped everything I was carrying, and kinda stumbled over... While the guy was helping me pick everything up and apologizing profusely, I couldn't help thinking, "I swear I know this guy from somewhere."
Yeah, it was Shepard Smith... nice guy.
Anyhoo... made me think of nights watching the news with you and dad, and I thought I'd share the story.
droppin in to say hello.. got some concerts on the schedule dave is coming in town in june, collective soul coming to waterstreet .. if your interested let me know :>)
and its sorta a tramp stamp... kinda ummm but lower like at the top of my crack. and it wont be trampy bc i wont flaunt it like a bulls eye! haha you are tooo funnyyyy
and i love you soooo much! i heard cuz seth cracked some ribs...ouch!
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ohh yeah and my tattoo is gunna be BAD ASS! so yeah haha
your show is sold out !!! i might be able to score some tix from my friend that is working security .. want me to yank the strings or u don't want to go ???
