˚'alastair

myspace.com/fifi_the_mute
  • 19 / Male
  • Upton, Poole, Southwest, UK
  • Last Login: 12/5/2008

Music Player

Interests

  • General

    - Hitting things with sticks; At Sunrise, Drop Two
    - Driving
    - Going to/playing shows
    - Vegan food
  • Music

    take a listen:

    This Week: Kings of Leon, The Fucking Am, Young Widows, Rolo Tomasi & Bong-Ra

  • Movies

    Akira, The Game, Nowhere, Blow.
  • Television

    is a brainwashing and propaganda tool used to manipulate and distract the public from knowing or giving the least fuck about whats going on around them. Without this and other preoccupation tools the liberation and consolidating problems we are faced with today would not be tolerated.

    The Sopranos

  • Books

    Jack Kerouac, Markus Zusak, Bret Easton Ellis, Richard Dawkins.

Blurbs

About me:

Alastair Fyffe's Facebook profile

From our towers we cry
"every man shall bear a soul, a right that no other beast shall bear"

and in the shadows the dogs shook their heads
"shame upon those apes, pride comes before a fall".

Who I'd like to meet:


Comments

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  • Nov 25 2008 10:05 PM

    good luck on the interview tomorrow :)
  • Nov 21 2008 7:59 AM

    Mr Fyffe!! We need your wizardry on the drums soon, another six songs are written!
  • Nov 6 2008 3:05 PM

    Do some work bubalub!!!!
    xxxxx
  • Nov 5 2008 8:34 AM

    Found it on a million dead fansite in the end, but cheers for that man!
  • Nov 4 2008 11:17 PM

    Hey man
    You seem like the kind of guy that'd know, know any websites that'd have a download of The Half Life Of Kissing by Kneejerk?
    The link off their site is fucked.
    Cheers man.
  • Nov 4 2008 1:12 AM

    4Ft fingers in Bournemouth

    Metropole, below Gander, Lansdowne, Bournemouth

    16 plus show, doors 6pm

    FRI NOV 7TH

    See you there!!
  • Oct 30 2008 1:57 PM

    fifi whats happenin about tomorrow
    have you got spare spaces in the car?
    x
  • Oct 29 2008 12:46 PM

    alright mush,
    can u pick me up from poole before bandy p please??
    x
  • Oct 20 2008 12:26 PM

    u comin to plymouth for halloween yea? fancy dress ;)
    xxxxxx
  • Oct 18 2008 1:58 PM

    uni is ok
    being away from jodie is too hard
    xxxxxxxx
  • Oct 16 2008 4:49 PM

    i just came on your profile and it started playing like 3 different songs and none of em were the profile song
    what the fuck fifi
    what the fuck man?!
    x
  • Oct 15 2008 10:48 PM

    hey fi wud u be up for drivin to plymouth friday eve with whoever to see doddsy? its dubstep nite ;) no worries if not! hope ur awiite man
    xxxxx
  • Oct 14 2008 4:28 PM

    1) i've just stuck a picture of you on my fireplace
    2) i'm listening to jamiroquai
    3) i'm smoking weed
    4) i'm commenting you

    IT'S FIFI MADNESS DOWN IN plymouth!
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Oct 11 2008 6:02 PM

    ahhh who told u bout that lol

    were u at empire last nite then? didnt see u around was completely fucked n didnt go to the after party gaaay
    xxxxxxx
  • Oct 6 2008 10:46 AM

    hey man would i be able to blag a lift to bandy p from poole agen? wb x
  • Sep 30 2008 2:54 PM

    today, i saw a cake making pack in somerfield.
    the cakes were called fifi cakes.
    coincidence?
    x
  • Sep 24 2008 2:20 PM

    please come see me in winton/bomo soon fifi! i'm sat at uni listening to at the drive in! you proud of me? i couldn't steal any onto my laptop anytime could i?

    hope all is swell :) xxx
  • Sep 16 2008 11:29 PM

    gotta luv u fifi xxx
  • Sep 15 2008 3:26 PM

    cheers man :)
  • Sep 11 2008 10:43 AM

    yo man dw about 2nyt it got canceled
    where the top friend o
  • Sep 8 2008 3:04 PM

    ahh fair, doddsys here now havin his hair dyed lol n everyone else is comin soonish so yeah!
    i think dodds wants you soon!
    xxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Sep 8 2008 2:44 PM

    fifi! :D what sorta time will u be over later?
    will be a sweet reunion!!
    xxxxxx
  • Sep 7 2008 11:03 PM

    omg i luv u fifi
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Sep 7 2008 8:47 PM

    i lost fifi!
    where is fifi!!
  • Sep 2 2008 4:19 PM

    aiiiiiii.
  • Sep 1 2008 11:22 PM

    i miss fi!
  • Sep 1 2008 4:58 PM

    your profile song is fucking wicked!
    much love for boards of canada
    mike x
  • Aug 28 2008 11:54 PM

    wtf u on about n ok
  • Aug 28 2008 11:48 PM

    I DOWNLOADING DEFCON , NOW WHAT?
  • Aug 25 2008 12:34 PM

    pay?
  • Aug 18 2008 6:38 PM

    hey hows you? your band sounds pretty cool =] xx
  • Aug 17 2008 7:49 PM

    Hi beautiful =]
    xxxx
  • Aug 17 2008 6:02 PM

    yeh it was alright u no, have u got msn, coz i need to tlk to u about something x
  • Aug 17 2008 5:13 PM

    :O...its.. FI-FI :)
    How you doing??
    Dani x
  • Aug 12 2008 10:11 PM

    hahaha
    i aint no cucumber
    i'm a fucking block of ice!!
    x
  • Aug 12 2008 1:29 AM

    bad weather INDEED! and nah havnt started yet :( im eager as a beaver tho, oh moneys. see u soon hopefully! xxx
  • Aug 11 2008 10:34 PM

    it's cals these days
    i traded it for my postmortem hoodie
    lol
    inform him immediatly of it's departure to your bedroom floor
    x
  • Aug 11 2008 12:27 PM

    eyyy :) thought u were goin lulworth today? x
  • Aug 7 2008 6:18 PM

    OMG!!!!!!
    fucks sake your comments dont accept pictures you dickhead!
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a258/CowboysWife/S001.jpg
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  • Aug 6 2008 6:43 PM

    It won't let me message you!
    Anyway how did you break your phone? and no some of it didn't make much sense 'i can stilmake ?Receive callr' hahaha
    I just went to capital, Leoni's and got crickets really. Omg there was this fucking weird spider in with the crickets so i went back to swap them and the man just took it out with his hand! It was proper creepy.
    I won't be able to see you for a while because i'm going out tomorrow night and then all weekend and you've got your wedding thingy on sunday =[
    Oooo and what's my suprise? I wanna know now!
    Anyway I love and miss you.
    xxxxxxxx
  • Aug 3 2008 2:57 PM

    hows it goin fifi? u up for goin down swanage tonite for garys bday, he said he wants you! lemme knoooo :)
    xxxxxx
  • Jul 30 2008 1:12 PM

    ahahha YES FIFI! i put up a very happy pic of you in 'messy times' btw, cant beat tom sexually eating a lemon though. xxxx
  • Jul 30 2008 12:09 PM

    hi im chris hansen, hows the back yard for you? did you bring the condoms?
  • Jul 30 2008 11:19 AM

    i believe im meeting you when i return from liverpool
    just be prepared for some serious judgment!
    no pressure though =]
    x x x
  • Jul 29 2008 9:12 AM

    yo dude can u pick me up from my house at 2.30ish plz i lost my phone last nyt
  • Jul 28 2008 11:55 AM

    what time you reckon you'll be over man?
  • Jul 27 2008 10:17 PM

    alright dude
    i get paid tomorrow and i got the day off so wanna do something?
    go get some bush and smoke somewhere in the sun or something
  • Jul 27 2008 3:58 PM

    lol it was hot that my cat came in hahaha.
    i really dont know! u wer stood like right infront of her... but she seemed to not notice u lol
    lol, i think it was a success they didnt say anything.. lol when u ducked behind the car was the funniest thing!

    i dunno yet, hopefully everyones coming out! what you doin later? whats goin down man xxxx
  • Jul 27 2008 12:38 PM

    hey man... how was the night in my shed?! lol xxxx
  • Jul 27 2008 10:51 AM

    ahhhhh man last night i was working until midnight! are you going down to swanage carnival week this year?? it's like... where we first met! x