Ficus
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"Come here.. we've got candy."
Female
21 years old
CARLOW
Ireland
Last Login: 10/4/2006
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| General | Rules to Friend us.
There really are none...
Just don't pretend to be some teenage girl when you're a fat 51-year-old man with no sense of personal hygene, who collects Star Trek action figures, lives with his mom in their basement, and has a crush on his cat.
Other than that, we're good. | | Music | POOP count:
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| | Movies | BEANINGS | | Heroes | Chuck Norris, Gandolf the Grey, and Gandolf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Mussolni, and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, and Gambi the Genie, RoboCop, and Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman every single Power Ranger, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan... but most importantly.. Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater. |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships | | Orientation: | Lesbian | | Hometown: | comton | | Body type: | 0' 1" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Black / African descent | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Hitmen | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
Welcome. This is the wonderful world of Ficus Beans. We get all our ideas on the toilet. As we eat our Hamster Heads and spray paint ourselves, take a look at all of our little useless treasures and enjoy. They're guarunteed to quench your thirst and satisfy your need for speed. Anything we feel that you should know we'll write it below in our Quick Updates section. So without further adu, I give you the seven-time oscar award winning, 3 grammy award winning, 11 emmy nominations, the Tony Award for best revival of a play, illegal in seven countries, and not a band:
Ficus Beans!
.:How it Started:.
It was a mid-August eveing in Amanda's room.
"I think I'm gonna start a website," Molly said thoughtfully.
"Ok.. whatever..." Andrew wasn't paying attention. He was playing Crimson Room.
"I think I'm gonna name it Ficus Beans," Molly said now talking to Amanda who was ACUTALLY paying attention.
"Ew..." said Andrew randomly from the computer, "that name's horrible."
"Well it's gonna be big and I'll be proud and you're not invited."
"Whatever."
SIX MONTHS LATER
Molly's website remained mostly a fan site making fanbased music videos and icons and such.
*phone rings*
"Hello?" Molly was on the computer.
"Molly!,""Andrew said through the speaker," me and Garrett wan to start a website. I need your help because you're a computer nerd."
"Fine.. can we name it what I want?"
"What?.. sure"
Then Molly went over to Andrews and they found a site on a google search called Freewebs.com YAY! They talked for awhile and decided on what they would base their website on.
"Can we name it Ficus Beans?"
"Uh... Ok.. yeah- that's actually a cool name."
"But a while ago you said.. nevermind.."
So as time went on the website grew more and more. With help from their friend Garrett and special apperances from Molly and Andrew's brothers: Patrick, Brandon, and Chris the website was molded into what it was today. Of course, we wouldn't be anything without the love and support..awwww.
The End
Hey... we're up & running again. All of our videos are in blogs now... except for Brandon the Movie. It's no longer with us. :*-(
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Reviews
"F---ing hilarious" Cara, NJ
"F---ing hilarious" Melissa, NJ
"This makes no sense...I love it!" Catie, NY
"Ficus is better than beans on a stick" Cara, NJ
"Great website, gotta love the poop!" Annie, ???
"To all of those who haven't yet gotten a copy of this soundtrack, I HIGHLY recommend buying it. It's so hilarious, you won't be disappointed. With 25 tracks, how could you be disappointed?" Melissa, NJ
"Love the website that represents me." Joe, NJ
"Hail Rome!" Garret, NJ
"You should be proud." Joe, NY
"Wtf!?" - Too many people
"you guys are weeeeeeeeird" Kyle, ???
"It gives me a tingly feeling inside." Melissa, NJ
"You call dees a wesite-a? It don't frighten us, English pig dogs." French Taunter, England
"You guys must have been really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really bored when you guys made this website. It's funny, but sometimes wrong." Becky, NJ
"i like your site it is very.................funny" Ryan, NJ
"It doesn't make me get seizures!" Debbie, NJ
"FICUS!! HOOT!!" Cara, NJ
"i lyk da ficus beans" Lauren, NJ
"I'd rather go to Ficus Beans than collect a sputum specimen!" Debbie, NJ
"Awwhoooooooooo" Nellie, NJ
[on Brandon] "He must have been dropped on his head when he was a baby......or grew up next to a paint factory....or a glue factory.." Debbie, NJ
"YAY! I like ur website.. its a fun way to kill time" Jenette, NJ
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