"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
Female
23 years old
Up your butt and around the corner, California
United States
Going to shows, wearing really cute shoes, eating food in order to live, releasing my bowels on a regular basis, driving when I need to get somewhere, pretending that I'm a lot cooler than I really am.
Music
Brazilian acoustic music,
Dane Cook,
Queens of the stone age,
Violent Femmes,
Bobby Darin,
AC DC,
Leadbelly,
Johnny Cash,
Neil Young,
Weezer,
sufjan stevens,
whitestripes,
Neko case,
Queen,
Jug bands,
Drag Strip Riot,
Koffin Kats,
Rain City Schwillers,
Dusty 45's,
Beastie Boys,
Mos Def,
Metric,
Metallic,
The Gossip,
Kings Of Leon,
Split Lip Rayfield,
April March,
Beck,
Cut Chemist,
Jurassic 5,
Blue Scholars,
Common Market,
Bob Dylan,
Jimi Hendrix,
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,
Spoon,
The Strokes,
Elliott Smith,
The New Pornographers,
Blackalicious.
Aaliyah
Genuwine
Musiq soulchild
Dusty Springfield
David Bowie (especially in Labyrinth)
Busta Rhymes
MIA
Hank Williams
Kid Koala
DJ Shadow (Endtroducing is the best DJ album ever made)
Stevie Wonder
Al Green
ABBA
Beirut
Brazillian girls
The Dusty 45's
Movies
Army of darkness, Evil Dead 1&2, all the Marx Brothers movies, Mad Max, the Road warrior, anything by George Romero, and all the 1960s musicals. I eat your skin, willow, 28 days later, Buckaroo Banzai, High tension, Logans run, Omega Man, The Great Muppet Caper (it gets funnier and funnier every time I watch it), the last man on earth, American Psyco, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, Planet of the apes and all the sequels and prequels.
Television
Venture brothers, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Squidbillies, Tim and Eric awesome show great job, saul of the mole men, Metalocalypse, Home Movies, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
Books
Any book by the author Orson Scott Card. Friends and Lovers, The Chequer Board and On the Beach and A Town Like Alice by Nevil Shute, Monkey Business by Simon Louvish, Citizen soldiers and Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose, The Kid Stays in the Picture By Robert Evans, Make Love the Bruce Campbell way and If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell, Alien and Aliens By Alan Dean Foster, The Epic of Gilgamesh, Faust by Goethe, The Holy Bible by God, All of Amy Tans novels, The day of the Jackal and The Dogs of War by Frederick Forsyth, The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, Lucifers Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, Tim by Collen McCullough, Long after Midnight by Ray Bradbury, Midnight in the garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt, the entire Clan of the cave bear series (having me read that series was my moms idea of sexual education).
Heroes
All the survivors of the future zombie invasion.
This is how I'm going to die, not with a bang, just a shrug.
About me: I probably didn't listen to what you just told me.
Who I'd like to meet: Love After Love
The time will come
when, with elation
you will greet yourself arriving
at your own door, in your own mirror
and each will smile at the other's welcome,
and say, sit here. Eat.
You will love again the stranger who was your self.
Give wine. Give bread. Give back your heart
to itself, to the stranger who has loved you
all your life, whom you ignored
for another, who knows you by heart.
Take down the love letters from the bookshelf,
the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.
-Derek Walcott
Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
Seriously, what do you think of jiu jitsu?! I wanted to take up boxing. I wish you were closer, we could go be hella badass together and get cut. That's right... I said hella badass.
I heard San Diego doesn't keep it as real as Redondo Beach...just a rumor but that's what I heard. So what's the status on the teleporter? Come play. Seriously.
We don't have anything planned yet for our 1 year. I can't beleive that it has been almost a year. I think that it may be a while before I can get down there. There is a little issue its called a j.o.b which I don't have anymore. But I should have one soon. Roz will give you all the details if she hasn't already. I miss you guys like CRAZY!! Maybe its cuz you are no longer 30 mins away.
you have a great expression-filled face that was loads of fun to photograph! Are you an actress? When I make it big, maybe you can do weird snarls and whatever suits your fancy in my videos.....
Sign #5 that you're about to be attacked by a zombie:
You've just said or done something that would make it ironic if zombies attacked.
As seen in:
Night of the Living Dead, Diary of the Dead
Why it's a sign:
Don't be fooled by their barely functioning nervous system and shambling gait, Zombies have a devastating sense of timing. And if there's one thing they appreciate more than brains, it's dramatic irony. So if you're walking through a graveyard with a woman who's scared of the undead, you should avoid putting on your most sarcastic spooky voice and saying "They're coming to get you, Barbara." For whatever reason, sarcasm sounds like a dinner bell to zombies.
Zombies are incredibly patient. You can go your whole life avoiding any zombie irony--never dressing up as a zombie on Halloween, skipping all the "dead people are dead and never coming back" parties your friends throw every Easter. No rush. Take as long as you want. Zombies aren't busy. They'll just be chilling out under a thin dusting of suspiciously loose soil. And the second you slip up and do something that would make a zombie attack the least bit ironic, like say, starring in a zombie movie, they will be on your ass with a quickness.
So much wild oats sowing...so little time. I'm a little behind in the prep work for our big day. ;) So when are you coming up to LA to play with the Keye kids?
