Fast Karl
"I Gotsta keep it real and paints what I feel, yo!"

Male
100 years old
Orange County, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/22/2008
Mood: electric Mood Image
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    Fast Karl's Interests
GeneralPainting, Acting in low budget films, Watching television, staying up late watching videos anything Sci-Fi or Gothic horror films with a sense of humor. I dig the Rocky Horror Picture Show and midnight movies. I some times go as Dr. Scott because of my wheels it would be hard for me to portray Riff-Raff.
MusicElectronic! The more experimental the better. Analog synthesizers and theremins get me wild.
MoviesMy favorite movies right now are White Zombie with Bela Lugosi, and the 1956 sci-fi classic Forbidden Planet.
TelevisionConstantly.
HeroesRichard O'Brien,
Edward D. Wood Jr.,
The Dalek robots from Dr.Who!

     Fast Karl's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:2' 0" / More to love!
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Occupation:ROBOT, Artist, Filmmaker



Fast Karl is enjoying some corn chips and watching old SciFi movies.

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   Fast Karl's Blurbs
About me:
Hi my name is Fast Karl and I'm a robot my orange eyes blink when I talk and a talk a lot mostly about television shows and movies I like to wach. I'm a graffiti artist, and host of my own podcast show at www.fastkarl.com.
As an artist my style of painting is sort of like finger painting for humans only I am a robot so I use my wheels instead. You can check out my artwork from my website if you like abstract art it's the HellRad bomb. I recently began working in films as an actor and I am looking forward to doing some more because this has been way cool work and I have meet a lot of new friends in the process. Check out my videos on myspace to see some of my film work, or better yet check me out at www.youtube.com/fredwilder
Over all movie making has been a really bitchen experience for me and I am looking forward to making some more. When I'm not working I dig watching old movies especially SciFi, horror flicks, and comedies. Did I mention I was a robot?



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Movie of Fast karl painting.
Who I'd like to meet:
Other robots, and or human women that have the same interests that I do. Actually I'd really like to meet other actors in the Orange County, CA. area that are interested in making Schlocky SciFi, and Low Budget art films with Fast Karl. Did I mention I was a robot?

KARL BITES. This is my Dracula film. See my FANGS!

   Fast Karl's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 3 2008 9:00P
Film screening @ Marblehead Festival of the Arts, Massachusetts @ Marblehead 2008 Film Fest

   Fast Karl's Friend Space (Top 20)
Fast Karl has 116 friends.
 Trixie 


 Stephen 


 Zen Josey 


 Penny Dreadful the 13th 


 Miss Bonnie Delight 


 Bill 


 K.C. 


 Count Smokula 


 Vontergarten 


 Karate Bot 


 _Michael 


 Young Birds Fly 


 zaqaziq. 


 Vampire Flesh 


 ZomBees 


 The Darkest Hours 

Is Online
 Marty's Corner LIVE! 


 Max Neptune and the Menacing Squid 


 Andy & Dave - Selfsufficientish.com 


 Midnight Insanity 





Fast Karl's Friends Comments
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Bill





Jul 21 2008 3:25 PM

I impress the ladies more without my shoes.
:-)
disgraceful





Jul 9 2008 11:57 PM

thanks for your wishes karl - and i'll take the pinch but pass on the inch if you don'r mind - the air's already rather thin up here :)
x
Bill





Jun 20 2008 1:39 PM

Ummmmm, Robotic Super Flowers?
zaqaziq.





Jun 2 2008 3:08 PM

haha, I'm working at the local johnny rockets, I'll be playing a twin lost boy for Peter Pan the Musical at the Candle Light Pavilion in Upland, and stage managing another show in Rialto.
YAY!

hahaha, drama is life.
:)
Vampire Flesh





Jun 1 2008 11:13 PM

Vampire Flesh a Fred Wilder film

Hello Karl,
Do not think for a moment your absent neck will keep me from Fanging you personally
for all of your help in the Tikki Room Saturday.
Do drop in my darling and see my new film trailer it is absolutely to die for!

Eris
Max Neptune and the Menacing Squid





Jun 2 2008 11:31 AM

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Karl





May 26 2008 8:14 PM


glitter-graphics. com
Midnight Insanity





May 7 2008 10:38 PM

Is it soup yet?
Yes it is, and its THIS Saturday Nite- Hope to see you there :)

M.I.




Photobucket
Midnight Insanity





May 2 2008 9:56 AM

to answer your question- ya might have to e-mail Mark and ask - weeze don't know :(
~Hannah Bananah~





Apr 30 2008 10:24 PM

Thanks for the request! You've been added!

Please support "The Hillywood Show" by adding it to your friends. here is the link below:

www. myspace. com/TheHillywoodShow

Please continue to tell all your friends about "The Hillywood Show". The more viewers the better!

Please send in your reviews to us about the newest episode (#11)! We would love to hear from you!

God bless,
Hannah
Director of "The Hillywood Show"
www. TheHillywoodShow. com

Count Smokula





Apr 28 2008 12:18 PM

Hey! Don't be cruel!!! LOL
Penny Dreadful the 13th





Jan 23 2008 1:30 PM

Aw thanks Fast Karl. :) You're a sweetie.
Bill





Dec 25 2007 12:53 AM

Little Tortilla Boy





Dec 18 2007 9:20 PM

Thats awesome Karl..Thanks for the comment.Wink..Wink.
Cori





Nov 22 2007 9:35 AM

Yes...he would. Not quite as good as Brandy though!
Bill





Oct 31 2007 12:09 PM

Karl





Oct 30 2007 10:10 PM


glitter-graphics.com
Count Smokula





Sep 5 2007 8:37 PM

All robots are horny. THey just don't know it!
Penny Dreadful the 13th





Aug 23 2007 4:18 PM

Karl Bites is an hexquisite film! It makes my witch's mark tingle just so.

~Penny~
zaqaziq.





Aug 10 2007 7:29 PM

aw, what a shame that i missed you,
perhaps next time you will not leave so fast.
zaqaziq.





Aug 10 2007 2:59 PM

very funny!
So I thought you said I'd see you at the premier, what became of that?
Count Smokula





Aug 7 2007 10:17 PM

You're velcum! If it helps y'all get through the night! Is that vhat it vas about?
zaqaziq.





Jul 20 2007 2:09 PM

haha. thanks, okay!
Shadow-李影瞳-





Jul 16 2007 11:31 PM

thanks for your cute support words for me

its all the energy i need from you guy

P.S put me on top 8 ! HAHA

shadow
Fred Wilder





Jul 3 2007 4:06 PM

Johnstown Film & Wine Festival





Jun 26 2007 2:57 PM

Congratulations! The Johnstown Film & Wine Festival is pleased to have Karl Bites as part of our screening schedule.
Count Smokula





Jun 9 2007 2:08 PM

Vundaful! Amazing! That musta been a rerun from a long time ago!
Best,
Smokula
Max Neptune and the Menacing Squid





Mar 26 2007 2:45 PM

Thank you for adding Max Neptune to your listof friends.

HorrorTalk.com





Mar 12 2007 5:38 PM



Thanks!!
K.C.





Feb 13 2007 1:28 AM

BEST ROBOT IN WORLD!
Tobi





Feb 5 2007 5:49 AM

Thanks for the add, Fast Karl!

You should better stay away from an Al-Qaida-Electronic-Technician like me.
(Hey, Mr. J. Edgar Hoover!)

Greetings from Germany

Tobi
_Michael





Jan 26 2007 5:28 PM

Karl, I don't know too much about that show but I know it was filmed in few bowling centers around the Twin Cities.

You are a cool robot.
Young Birds Fly





Jan 25 2007 12:43 AM

Karl, You are freakin' Brilliant. I can hardly tell the difference! I have to let www.collectiondx.com know about this one! You're too Much! Leonardo
Young Birds Fly





Jan 22 2007 10:21 AM

You don't look like you were designed by Go Nagi! Thanks for playing the hits and the B-sides for people like me. Let me know if you bump into the Chogokin below....he's worth $30,000! Cheers Leonardo Flores

Get Set Go





Dec 28 2006 2:35 PM

Oh, yeah, I'm thinking about what's his name from one of those sitcoms. The Boner guy. Hmm...the one with Mike Ceaver (sic)? Crap, my brain doesn't remember stuff too well. -- Mike TV
Christy, Unicorn Wrangler Extraordinaire





Sep 27 2006 8:36 PM