Marco Polo =Drums,
Mike T.V. =Guitar,
Dirt Cougar Meloncamp =yelling & breaking gear,
Hey-Zeus Sousa =Bass,
Rich - Guitar
Influences
Good and/or loud rock bands like... The Stooges, AC/DC, Cheap Trick, MC5, The Rolling Stones, Old Van Halen, Rose Tattoo, Bad Brains, Bo Diddley, T-Rex, Dead Boys, Thin Lizzy, Ramones, Alice Cooper, Black Flag, Little Richard, NY Dolls and a whole bunch of other teenage rock n’ roll bullshit.
Buy FASHION FAILURES new record, Don't Make Me Kiss You Mother Fucker" at www.75orlessrecords.com
Formed in a Pawtucket Rhode Island basement in the winter of 2004, The Failures likes to describe themselves as "Loud Rock, made for people that like Rock and Loudness". Fashion Failures will continue with thier complete disregard for rock tradition and good taste until such time as they are legally forced to stop....or until something real bad happens to Dirt, whichever comes first .
We have many interests including but not limited to: Tom Foolery, Throwing Fire Crackahs, Ass grabbing, Some of us have black belts in Faggotry, Chowda, Getting unusual haircuts. Tight pants wearing, Eating not commonly edible stuff and of course...rainbows, unicorns, kitties and puppies.
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DIRT AND THE GANG....... hey guess what....we just lost our bass player. We posted an add on craig's,it was immediately flagged.WTF.Jealous,I guess.God I love this shit. So when the fuck are you guys playin again? GREATSCOTT-SOUNDER
Hey Dirt and Co. , We're playin'@ the Living Room this Thursday nite 5/15 with a few other bands and there might even be a few sinister little midgets hanging about and who knows what else.Guess ya gotta go to the show to find out!GREATSCOTT
The Killer Abs are frickin' psyched! Fashion Failures, Classic Ruins and The Killer Abs, March 21, all in the same place, at the same time! Life doesn't get any better than that! Yippie!
Hey, sorry we missed you guys at The Blackstone, we're playing at the Living Room on the 24th- this Thursday- hope you can make it! Hey-how about setting that show up? I was thinking maybe another at KC's? Let us know if you're free- keep on a-rockin'!
Finally you guys got the CD out... Yea i got my hands on one after bugging Marco for one, i have to hand it to you guys The CD rocks but i'm not surprised cause you guys kick ass live so... keep on rocking you guys
HEYYY DIRRRRT- Thanx fer comin'to see us @ Jerky's. You always appear out of nowhere and disappear just as fast, O'mysterious one.... GREATSCOTT-SOUNDER
