Under-achievement, Being A Fuckin' Wierdo, Trying To Force Others To Like Me Until They Hate Me, The Frequent and Purposeful Misuse of the Word "Pathos", C A P S A N D S P A C E S !, Idolatry and its' negative effects, Enturbulation.
Music
Tool, System of a Down, C.O.C., Fugazi, Danzig, Slayer, Misfits, Type O Negative, Marilyn Manson, Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, The Dead Kennedys, Tomahawk, Monster Magnet, NIN, Mr. Bungle, Whatever happens to be playing right now... You know, the usual soundtrack that goes along with being a withdrawn malcontent.
Movies
Anything Bizarre/Japanese/Unimportant
Television
Battlestar Galactica, Your mom getting hosed by the gardener.
Heroes are for douche bags. Stop looking up to others and go be the fuckin' hero you fuckin' pussy. You're like a sheep lookin' for someone with a set of pretty shears. Weaklings like you make me fuckin' sick! Seriously, go fuck yourself! & Gumby
About me:
I am an introverted know-it-all, and nobody likes me, no matter how hard I try. Nobody likes a loser! So, I figured I would experiment a bit and put my true essence out into the ether. Say what?. It's been proven once and for all that this is not simply a local phenomenon, but a part of natural law. Holy shit! Thanks, Bill Nye! I'm trying very hard to learn the ability to keep what's in my head from poisoning the outside world. Instead, why don't you learn to fuck yourself!
I don't have any "real" friends so if you stumbled on to this page, its probably because I posted something that made you think, "Who the fuck?" Honestly, I'm sorry. But don't hate me just for that, please take the time to truly hate me. I could never find the time to hate you enough! Why do people hate me? Well, maybe it's because I am as shallow as a post-operative transsexual. Really, I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't give a shit. Apparently, I like animals Yummy, yummy animals. He he he...
I believe in equality for all man-kind.
Those are quasi-likable traits, yes? For instance, I could never kill anyone, well of course unless I could find a way to kill everyone - all at once. Salad is murder!Yeah, I'd like to blow everyone out into space. Why? Because, one at a time takes too long, and I like to avoid direct eye contact with others...
Hmph, office folk.I know that look, you hate me, don't you? Do I ever!
Who I'd like to meet:
Well, anyway... Like the banner says, apparently there's some sort of party in there... Where? Who knows...
But, I will personally give One Million Internets to anyone who can first locate and document the current party, then effectively recreate a second party under laboratory conditions.
