Eriq! I really have nothing to say, but I thought that it was about time that I post on your wall again. SO-
I was thinking about nothing really, and then I came upon an idea - I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom, and while there I realized something important, practically life changing, and that was really cool. I then washed my hands and went back to what I was doing.
Not much of a story, possibly, but I'm telling you, its amazing what you can think about when you're playing "don't miss the toilet."
Thinking of you while I pee since that night we drank to much vodka and called Sarah at 4 in the morning then later pretented that we had no idea what she was talking about when confronted with waking her up.
ill be in the city this coming monday. i cant wait to see your new pad and hang out. maybe if you are good i will even give you back a certain jacket....
ill be there this weekend. so shave your legs, get your bikini wax...or whatever it is you do to prep for my arrival. also be prepared for some serious bonding...family style.
How would you like to derelick my balls...thats right I said it. You would like that wouldn't you...no...well thats okay. I mean its not THAT okay, but it's OK. No thats really not true at all, I'd rather it much more if you really wanted to derelick my balls, it would be pretty sweet. And then one day like I dunno, a week from now or even 32 years 8 months and 41 minutes from now, I could be like "Hey Eriq, remember that time that you really did want to derelick my balls HAHHAHAHAHA, you are so weird!" And that would be a funny conversation. Oh well.
i dont know what you are talking about...my page was brilliant. you just wish there were more pctures of me...sexy pictures. anyway, i was thinking of coming up for the weekend sometime soon...what are you gonna be up t?
How's my little kitten? Has she warmed up to you yet? You better be treating her well!!! I know you are...I miss her, I think I need some visitation, ok? You let me know when a good time will be.
i hate whoever posted that fucking maze
i literally fell off my bed when it ended. and i was home alone and the windows behind me were open and if i had peed my pants from fear i would have sent that guy my soiled clothing as a lesson not so scare people.
i realize i have been the hugest asshole in the world the last few weeks for not calling you back and flaking out on our trip. i suck, i realize this, and there is no excuse for my disgusting behavior. i will buy you presents to make you still want to be friends with me. cars, diamonds. seriously.
Q! were having Ladies Night at the really gross up-in-da-club next weekend, and we need 1-2 boys to act as a buffer zone between us and the the lecherous skeez. We talked it over and everyone agrees that boy should be you. Afterward were going to crash (and toilet paper) the Bro-deo or whatever they call boys only parties at Joe's house. Then we can steal fried chicken and a pound of candy from safeway.
Word Eriq! It's 2006 - which means the last time I worked with y'all was waaay back in '05. As a matter of fact, that's the last time I heard from y'all, too. Call a brotha. (And I know Martin thinks he's keeping my DVD of Kung Fu Hustle. . . but I'm getting that back. RECOGNIZE.) :) What's new?
