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Elon James White
Stand-Up / Female
"It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack."

Male
101 years old
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 9/4/2008
Mood: cantankerous Mood Image
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   Elon James White's Comedian Bio
BioHailing from Brooklyn, USA Elon James White has performed through out NYC and has been featured in the New York Underground Comedy Festival, DC Comedy Festival and was recently chosen for the premiere episode of the brand new stand-up comedy series "Hey Mon".

Elon James founded the comedy production group "The Brooklyn Comedy Company" spawning successful comedy shows through out New York including the critically acclaimed "4 Shades of Black"
WebsiteElonJamesisnotWHITE.com
InfluencesBill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Dennis Wolfberg, Dave Chappelle, Margaret Cho, Retta, Jess Wood.

    Elon James White's Interests
Music
A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, Bjork, Black Sunday Soundtrack, Missy Elliot, 50 Cent, Beyonce, Tool, Distrubed, Nelly Furtado, Fishbone, Metallica, Limp Bizkit, Outkast, Silk, Soul Coughin, Kelis, Justin Timberlake(before he turned into a bitch)
MoviesPulp Fiction, Face Off, Fight Club, Run Lola Run, Sliding Doors, Dark City, The Usual Suspects, Kill Bill Vol.I, The Matrix, Tombstone, X-2, LOTR: Return of the King, Scarface, Groundhog Day, Office Space, Shaolin Soccer, The Color Purple, Spiderman 2,
TelevisionSeinfeld, Friends, Chappelle's Show, Thundercats, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xena: Warrior Princess, Kindred: The Embraced, Married With Children, Pinky and The Brain, The Simpsons,Will & Grace, Battlestar Galactaca, The 4400
BooksGOD: A Biography, Catcher in the Rye, Oedipus Rex, The Science of Mind, The Belgariad, The Mallorean
Groups: New York Underground ComicsVillage Lantern ComedyStand-up ComicsComedy ClubsNew York ComediansComedians of MySpaceBrooklyn New York ROCKS 4th Largest CityGirls with large breasts who love short guys with glasses who are NY comedian Joe DeVito

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     Elon James White's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 11"
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Elon James White's Schools
John Jay Hs
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Debate Team, Mock Trial Team, Moot Court Team
 

1993 to 1997

   Elon James White's Companies
Brooklyn Comedy Company
Brooklyn, NY US
Comedian
The Funny Group

11/04 - Present


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"I really shoud have stayed in corporate..." rating
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   Upcoming Gigs
Aug 7 2008 9:00P
DC Comedy Festival Washington DC
Aug 8 2008 7:00P
DC Comedy Festival DC
Aug 9 2008 7:00P
DC Comedy Festival Washington DC
Sep 10 2008 7:00P
Shrink @Otto’s Shrunken Head New York NY

Elon James White's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

How to almost die...again. By Elon James White  (view more)

I think I'm calling it ..."The Touch"  (view more)

Ignorance is bliss. Or atleast a tad bit less painful.  (view more)

Race. Yup, still important.  (view more)

BBQ's might be the death of me.  (view more)

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   Elon James White's Blurbs
About me:

Who I'd like to meet:
Lion-O from the Thunder Cats. Thats not going to happen is it?

   Elon James White's Friend Space (Top 24)
Elon James White has 1271 friends.
 Emily Epstein 


 Fahnon 


 baron vaughn (insert made up german name) 


 Hassan 


 The Ripple Technique - FRIDAY @9pm 


 The Brooklyn Comedy Company 


 dccomedyfest 


 The Tank 


 Marlon 

Is Online
 Neil Charles is FLY without wings... 


 Liz Miele 


 Leil! Awesome! 


 Jordan 


 Baratunde Thurston 


 Leighann - Very Funny Lady 


 Keith 


 L E T Y 


 Ophira 


 Parenta Comedy 


 Butterflykisses 


 Hannibal 


 jess 


 Celeste 


 T.A.N. 





Elon James White's Friends Comments
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Butterflykisses





Aug 6 2008 2:05 PM

You don't know what that means...are you really from Bed Stuy? or Brooklyn at all for that matter?
Liz Miele





Aug 6 2008 3:39 AM

My other friends don't make me work when i come to support them at shows - thats why!!!! What do u have to say now????

Be nice to my bf in DC and don't cuddle too good i don't wanna be replaced (Perkins said something about black men liking their woman thick and now im worried)
Liz Miele





Aug 5 2008 3:09 PM

Great job last night! The whole show was great. But the truth is im never coming back. My right arm is sore and a bit racist from the whole terrible experience. I was excited when u did the Upgrade joke! its one of my favs :)

You say anything about my camera work and we are no longer friends remember that!

XOXO!!!
THS 2SDAY TICKLE 5 SOUL @ 5SPOT -FREE B4 7:30pm





Jul 22 2008 11:34 AM

Aloof as always, eh EJ!?
Sugar Bear





Jul 20 2008 12:00 AM

HEY STRANGER!!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?...
Rob Cantrell





Jul 10 2008 9:22 PM

Been a while James.

Hope all is swell.

rob
Chris Mata





Jul 10 2008 3:19 AM

Stop being so black!
Liz Miele





Jul 9 2008 10:20 PM

MISS YOU TONS ELON!!! Always do - think of you every time i eat bacon or watch friends - both done regularly :)
Liz Miele





Jul 9 2008 9:05 PM

Awww...did ur lady say she saw me last night? - doesn't count your suppose to miss me with out being reminded that u miss me. you're such a man!
Chris Mata





Jul 9 2008 5:12 AM

You so black and crazy.
Jason Miles





Jul 8 2008 8:28 PM

No I meant HO Tron
Ahh Going back to your roots @ Ripple Great
Neil Charles is FLY without wings...





Jul 8 2008 8:02 PM

Finally brought the Ripple back huh. Nice, real nice.
THS 2SDAY TICKLE 5 SOUL @ 5SPOT -FREE B4 7:30pm





Jul 2 2008 7:43 PM

What Jay meant in his passive aggressive manner was-You really know how to light up a room!
Jason Miles





Jul 2 2008 7:04 PM

Great job last night @ The Five Spot!!!
Just remember HO Tron !
THS 2SDAY TICKLE 5 SOUL @ 5SPOT -FREE B4 7:30pm





Jun 19 2008 12:14 PM

You Sir,are booked this Tuesday on 5 for Funny!
Butterflykisses





May 28 2008 8:58 PM

Hello, stranger!
Brian Babylon





May 7 2008 2:36 AM

WTF
Chris Mata





May 6 2008 2:53 PM

Elon James White is a superhero with the power of blackness.
Liz Miele





May 6 2008 2:08 AM

FUCK OFF - u have a phone & my # too - fast food deliciousness and friendship is a 2-way street my dear....i hate u...gonna try to make your TANK taping on saturday - but know that i still hate u
Liz Miele





May 5 2008 11:56 PM

y u keep breaking my heart like this?
Liz Miele





May 1 2008 8:35 PM

monday? like 7? whata think?
Masha





Apr 28 2008 1:26 PM

Imagine me playing that waiting music from Jeopardy.
Liz Miele





Apr 24 2008 1:18 AM

how are u gonna bring up the idea of a hot dog and milkshake date and then drop it like that - do i mean nothing to u?
Liz Miele





Apr 17 2008 4:29 PM

:) yes - Jess Wood works there some times - its around the corner from where i live - Lets do that next week - lemme know what day is best for u!
Liz Miele





Apr 16 2008 2:39 AM