El Bandito
"What is this web-log you speak of?"

Male
30 years old
Fort Worth, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 7/4/2008
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    El Bandito's Interests
GeneralMusic, Dallas Stars hockey, fishing, aquariums, traveling (but I rarely get to), golf (you don't have to be good for it to count do you?)hanging out with friends, and seeing my interests in print and realizing how boring I am.
MusicFavorite band: Old 97's
Other faves: Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Trail of Dead, Libertines, Interpol, Snow Patrol, Elvis, Johnny Cash, The Arcade Fire, The Ramones, Smashing Pumpkins, Pixies, Weezer, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Onelinerawing, Alkaline Trio, The Streets, Foo Fighters, Thursday, Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Desaparecidos, Postal Service, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Beastie Boys, Buddy Holly, Slobberbone, Wu-Tang Clan, U2, Refused, At the Drive-In, Sparta, Busta Rhymes, Hot Hot Heat, The Cure, Green Day...to name a few.
MoviesFrom Dusk till Dawn, Resevior Dogs, Desperado, Friday, Tommy Boy, Empire Records, Spiderman 1 and 2, Garden State, Fletch, Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Weird Science, Major League, Memento, Jaws, Donnie Darko, Best in Show, Breakfast Club...there's more but I'm tired right now. :)
TelevisionCurrent Favorite is Heroes.
Always been a fan of the Simpsons.
Currently also watching...Family Guy, Lost, Reno 911 and Las Vegas.
I miss...Futurama, Twin Peaks, Shark Week (ahh next year), Strangers with Candy, Chappelle Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, and especially MST3K.
BooksCurrently reading The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks .
Other faves are the Dark Tower Series, The Search for the Giant Squid : The Biology and Mythology of the World's Most Elusive Sea Creature by Richard Ellis, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers, The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie (aka House).
HeroesNinjas
Groups: the adventure club with joshOld 97'sFish are Friends, Not Food!D.A.R.Y.L. Rockz!Dallas StarsJPHCHEF@myspace

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     El Bandito's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Worth, born and raised, on the playground...
Body type:5' 9" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Tkt. Asst. Mgr. Perf. Arts Hall

   El Bandito's Schools
Nolan Catholic High School
Ft Worth,Texas
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996



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   El Bandito's Blurbs
About me:
In my car I'm a singing superstar.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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El Bandito has 85 friends.
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 TARYN 


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El Bandito's Friends Comments
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C-dizzle





Jul 5 2008 11:50 AM

i wish i was the one who had sent u the "non sexual crush" pic! its awesomely funny.
had a great time with u garbear!!!
TARYN





Jul 1 2008 8:52 PM

i just saw the terry picture that you posted last week! Thanks, it was great! I'm so glad we got to see him.

have a nice day!
Erik


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Jun 25 2008 2:41 PM

non sexual crush
C-dizzle





Jun 19 2008 1:21 PM

i miss ya! gonna see u soon :-) bet ur excited!!!!!!!
TARYN





Jun 17 2008 10:00 PM

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-

I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On A.P.
Yeah, you know me
Erik


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Jun 14 2008 1:16 PM

see you tonite poopy pants? i will answer your cooking questions again. and again.






WWGD (what would gary do?)
Emily





Jun 12 2008 2:59 AM

Awesome....
cat
more cat pictures
h2





May 17 2008 3:21 PM

Oh my gosh Gary! How the heck ya been? It's been forever!!!!!
C-dizzle





May 13 2008 4:55 AM

just finished watching napoleon dynamite this minute even the bit after the credits... it sucked assssssssssssssssss! sorry :-P
Fritz





May 12 2008 10:11 AM

http://www. gamespot. com/video/938611/6190741/gears-of-war-2-gameplay-movie-1

Go there now!
C-dizzle





May 7 2008 6:08 PM


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Apr 24 2008 7:38 AM

only if you admit I was right.
Fritz





Mar 28 2008 11:44 AM

NIN are coming thru 08/18/08.
Prepare yo' self bitch!
Emily





Feb 28 2008 12:50 PM

You should get this guy to be in your next rock band.

invisible guitar hero
Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!
Fritz





Feb 21 2008 2:40 PM

Prepare yo' self:
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C-dizzle





Feb 14 2008 10:54 AM


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C-dizzle





Feb 7 2008 10:57 AM

whatca doing don garcia?
Erik


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Jan 29 2008 12:03 AM

Hope you had a great bday, sorry i couldnt make it. we were so hung over on saturday, my ass didnt wake up til six. i owe you a day of cooking.
ღtiffanyღ





Jan 27 2008 3:22 PM

hope you had a good b-day bash...sorry I couldn't make it
arianna





Jan 26 2008 4:14 PM

hey! Happy Birthday!
HattoriHanzoTX





Jan 26 2008 11:45 AM

"What day is today?/It's Gary's Birthday/What a day for a birthday/Let's all have some cake.

OR...

Gather round children for the Legend of El Chupa Nibre
He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush,
Silent as a low flow toilet flush,
Watch your step, cause sooner or later,
He'll eat you whole, and half your alligator
liz





Jan 26 2008 11:35 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
The Future Mrs. Motes





Jan 25 2008 12:11 PM

Wow!! 30 huh? Boy its sucks to be you! Haha just kidding you dont look a day over 28. I miss yall, we need to go have a gentlemanly and ladily drink very soon.
ღtiffanyღ





Jan 24 2008 4:03 PM

whats up b-day boy/ old man :)
Obsessed with fishing!!





Jan 24 2008 10:48 AM

Went out last saturday and fished a tournament at Lake Monticello. 21 degrees on the water, but the water ranged from 70 to 85 degrees. Caught 2 but they were in the slot limit. So, they didn't count. Going out this weekend to Lewisville and getting a guide for my wife and I's 1 year anniversary. Gonna go get a couple of BIG BLUE'S hopefully. And hope to get a few to take home and cook up too!
Obsessed with fishing!!





Jan 21 2008 7:28 AM

Happy early birthday!
C-dizzle





Jan 15 2008 12:17 PM

so, how is segragation steve doing? woot!
TARYN





Jan 13 2008 11:54 PM

I say boom boom boom, let me hear ya say wayO... wayO...
I say boom boom boom let me hear you say wayO... wayO...
Girl ya booty is so round,
let me lick (or touch,not for sure which one)
it up and down.
* Repeat*
Remember this awesome song? That's the best I could do without looking it up.
Fritz





Jan 9 2008 6:34 AM

Have you heard Year Zero by NIN? Its pretty freaking good.
Erik


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Jan 5 2008 11:02 AM

i never got a christmas dump? im living in dallas now, so if you here of any good shows, let me know. im glad you liked my caviars. yes, you should be surprised that it wasnt n poop caviars. and if they were i would have given them to big Chris D.
C-dizzle





Jan 2 2008 8:39 AM


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Dec 27 2007 4:35 PM

what's up for New Year's?
Fritz





Dec 25 2007 5:58 PM

Merry Xmas Big-G! I'll cherish your Xmas dump forever.
liz





Dec 25 2007 1:42 AM

Merry Christmas to you!!!
The Future Mrs. Motes





Dec 18 2007 8:16 AM

Hey are yall still looking for someone to fill Courtney's position? I have a good friend that i think would fit in great.
Hawana





Dec 10 2007 7:15 PM

Merry Christmas!!!
Buried at Photocasket.com
Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Fritz





Dec 7 2007 8:03 PM

Funniest thing ever.
Emily





Nov 17 2007 3:39 PM

I'm going to do this to Onyx.

http://mysitestinksbutyoursiscool.com/wp-content/uploads/20070409-luna.jpg
Chris





Nov 14 2007 8:57 AM

You should be on Halo 3