GRAB YER GUNS, IT'S COMEDY TIME!!!
The Dykes of Hazard comedy tour is a group a women (we use that term loosely) traveling the country, bringing the funny to a town near you.
Warning: WE ARE NOT YO MOMMA"S COMEDY
Political Correctness is thown out the window in this No Holds Barred Comedy Ho-Down...hehehe "Ho Down" (see what I mean)
This show is only fer those willing to laugh at themselves, and to laugh at everyone Else!
It's a good time...
The brainchild of comedian Kristen Becker, the Dykes of Hazard is a quest to fill the need for female entertainment in the queer market.
On our first rootin' tootin' road trip, we head south, down the east coast and straight over to Texas, mainly performing in lesbian or queer friendly bars.....WANT US TO COME TO YOUR TOWN?? Just drop us a line, and we'll try to find some way to bring our jokes to you...
Featured comics:
Slim Bloodworth, Houston Texas
www.slimbloodworth.com
myspace.com/slimbloodworth
Linda Ellis, Toronto, Ont
www.myspace.com/LindalEllis
Kristen Becker, New York, Louisiana
myspace.com/KristenBeckerComedy
We are looking for guest Dykes of Hazard performers in every town, we're still booking, so drop us a line!!
Who I'd like to meet:
DYKES OF HAZARD COMEDY TOUR's Friend Space (Top 28)
you are sweet, I am exhausted (mentally mainly, kind of on a verge of... something, not sure, that's the trick... anger or somber, I dunno) and have luggage and a cat, with luggage. Thank you so much for asking, for insisting though. We're professionally set up here. It's going to be ok.
THE WOMEN OF "SHE REIGNS" & "LADIES TOUCH" ARE AT IT AGAIN YOUR OFFICIAL LABOR DAY WHITE PARTY @ REMEDY
THE DRINKS WILL POUR TALL AND STIFF (I NOW KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE).. THE SUN WILL REQUIRE SUMMER ATTIRE (PREFERABLE WHITE) THE MENU AIMS TO PLEASE... THE BEATS WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY... ALL FOR THE LADIES... TRUE TO OUR STYLE... THIS IS CREATED FOR YOU & AIMED TO SATISFY.
MAKE THIS THE SPOT... THE SUNDAY SPOT WHERE LADIES RELAX.... ENJOY THE SUN, LOVE THE VIEW AND KEEP EACHOTHER HAPPY... EARLY HOUR LOUNGE TO THE NEO SOUL SOUNDS AND AS THE SUN SETS WE WILL BRING YOU ALL... AND I MEAN ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES.
SO TELL ME... HOT GIRLS, DEEP DRINKS, TASTY DINNER, FABULOUS HOSTESSES AND A EVENING NOT TO BE MISSED.. AM I FORGETTING ANYTHING??? PLEASING YOU ONE SUNDAY AT A TIME!
