[Rissacakes]


Female
19 years old
I belong in Lebanon, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 10/16/2008
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     [Rissacakes]'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Leo

   [Rissacakes]'s Schools
Northland Community And Technical College
Thief River Falls, MN
Graduated: N/A
 

2007 to Present
Lincoln Sr.
Thief River Falls, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2003 to 2007

   [Rissacakes]'s Companies
Wal-Mart
Thief River Falls, MN US
Cashier




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I'm Rissa, and I'm totally fucking amazing.

I moved to Ohio on December 31st, 2007.
I returned to my home in Northwestern Minnesota on August 27th, 2007.

Until I return to my home in Ohio, I'm hellbent on money.
I work for a living, and I'm probably more mature than you.

I'm in love with a fellow named Kevin.
He and I are the Electric Bitches, and the Midgeteers.
We're going to shit gold someday. ♥

We love long walks through the cemetery.
And waltzing in the middle of the street.

I don't eat animals, because I love them.

I write messages on dollar bills.
I also appreciate the humour in necrophilia and AIDS.

I want to be a traditional housewife.
Fuck Feminism. Get off your high horses. It's just a vagina.

I happen to live with the most amazing fellow.
Ever.
Envy me, dollfaces.

Music is life; I prefer mine on vinyl.
I live in the 60s. Deal with it.
Who I'd like to meet:


I've already met him.
And someday, I'm going to marry that man. ♥



"During the 1960s,
I think,
people forgot what emotions were supposed to be.
And I don't think they've ever remembered."


   [Rissacakes]'s Friend Space (Top 8)
[Rissacakes] has 91 friends.
 Mr. You 


 Alyssa 


 Ryan Johnson 


 Samantha 


 [kthnxbai] 


 Deb M 


 The Secret Life Of Lindsey 


 I'm not a real doctor, but they call me George 





[Rissacakes]'s Friends Comments
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Jaywalking Jamie™


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Oct 15 2008 9:20 PM

:D im sweet, and truthful!
ahaha

im doing okay,
just trying to live life..
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 15 2008 5:55 PM

Sorry!
No you didn't bore me silly!
My yahoo crashed and wouldn't work.
So I gave up after like fifteen minutes and layed down lol.
Alyssa





Oct 15 2008 2:09 AM

Yeah, me too. It's just way too long to be enjoyable in any sense of the word.
Alyssa





Oct 15 2008 1:59 AM

Wow. These are the first days I've gotten off from school so far.

:/ Good luck with that.
It was 70 here today. It was a bloody miracle. And then it started raining and dropped 15 degrees. Figures.
I'm not a real doctor, but they call me George





Oct 15 2008 1:45 AM

Hello there.
Alyssa





Oct 15 2008 1:41 AM

Quite good, except I still have quite a bit of homework left to accomplish. I had a four day weekend though, which was enjoyable.
How about you? :)
Alyssa





Oct 15 2008 1:30 AM

Hello to the lovely Rissa!
Jeff Alex "Enrique"





Oct 15 2008 12:16 AM

Well, I have a gorgeous guitar named Roxanne, but she I don't have a decent amp to show off the tru beauty of her voice. And there's another guitar I would really like...
TSoM1959





Oct 14 2008 9:28 PM

lol main street's just to the right of that BP.
=P
TSoM1959





Oct 14 2008 9:08 PM

Yeah, it breaks into 42 pretty much right after you get out of Lebanon and it's a straight shot to Waynesville if you stay on it. Should've seen a BP station if you want far enough.
{{sllew}}


Is Online


Oct 14 2008 8:14 PM

i dont think so, though our brains may become so overwhelmed with knowledge that we turn into pure energy
Jeff Alex "Enrique"





Oct 14 2008 7:48 PM

Ouch. I'm looking for a job...
{{sllew}}


Is Online


Oct 14 2008 5:30 PM

i do believe we have O.
O
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 3:55 PM

I will kill him.
Or her...the traitorous bitch!
DEATH!!!
I need fun...
Wakey from the Kitty nap!
Mr. You





Oct 14 2008 3:47 PM

Well, glad to see you are able to get along with someone that is not "one of us".

Perhaps you shouldn't judge people so harshly in the future, hm?
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 12:35 PM

I posted all the sexual places!
Well not all but some!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 12:17 PM

I'm bouncing around in my chair.
And I am still eyeing the can with wich the immortal buggy of doom is under.
It scares me a little.
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 12:09 PM

Oh man!
I left you a comment back via Kevin Coments!
Oh man!
This is some crazy shit!
ANd the IM's!
Oh I feel like I have done coke!
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 12:04 PM

Lol,I left you a comment on his page!
Like randomly.
I answered your comment to him on his page...

We must sing the lamb song!!!
FEAR THE LAMB!!!!
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 12:01 PM

Oh man!
I love energy!
We should jump up and down for no reason and scream Mary Had A Little Lamb and do this all on Kevins page...
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:58 AM

We are the Might Fuckin Bed Rangers!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

OH man, hotels bring up such bad memories for me...
Remind me of my ex.
*Shivers*

OH EM GEE I AM SOOOO HYPER!!!
*Bounces up and down*
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:54 AM

Go Vampiric Sexy Sex Kittens!

Lol, we are like Power Rangers or sumthin haha.
Orgasm from my all might Karma Sutra position!

Mwhahahaha!!

LoL, good quote.
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:49 AM

The Doomsday Sex Kittens!
Yes!
LoL.
Mrow :)
Oh man, that is epic.
Psh, elders?
lol, just means you will die first haha.
We need to become Vampires....
Like I always tell Robbie lol.
I want to be immortal!
THat reminds me of what Kevin and I were talking about.
I told him I wanted to be a vampire but when I was in kindergarten I wanted to be a pirate so I would be a Vampirate...
That's what we should all do.
Be Vampirate Sex Kittens lol.
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:42 AM

LoL.
Penguins remind me of my ex...so no lol.
Not like a penguin.
Something cuddly and soft and cute...
Like me haha.
But evil...
So yea, exactly like me lolz.
Oh! We should be Doomsday Animals...
Yes...lol
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:36 AM

Oh man, me too!
I fear the immortal water bug of doooommmm!!!!
I wanna be an animal of doom...
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:34 AM

LoL.
I haven't stay up like this a few dys haha.
I can never go to sleep anymore.
Its sooooo weird!
Oh man! I forgot about that bug under the paint can...
I wonder if it's still alive...
You think it is?
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:31 AM

Yea we really do...
There must be a sight for it...
Besides urban dictionary. com lol
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:26 AM

Oh man lol

That would be so bad ass.
It would make gangsters wanna be it!
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:21 AM

LoL, I have a gang already mate.
We are the "Crack White Foos"
LoL, I have no members though haha


Oh man, we need jackets...
Or like...our own website...
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:15 AM

We are so awesome!
We are the awesomest of all the awesome people in the crazy awesome universe.

They need an official title to...
The...Sex Sexual Geeklings.
Yea I said it.
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:10 AM

My back hurts...
But it usually does so I'm over it mate.
Oh man, sleep is soo not worth it now lol.
Being six in the morning and all haha.
Oh man we can watch the sun rise.
I'm gonna...
It will be pwettyful lol.
And wait until the Geeklings wake from their peaceful slumbers lol.
Than attack them!
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:06 AM

So go night night?
Well morny morn...

I dont think that has the same effect lol.
No...No it totally doesn't have it at all...
But I love and adore it to peices.
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 11:02 AM

LoL.
I'm sure he wishes that to mate.
It will be otay :)

I get like that to sometimes.
I have an anxiety disorder and I'm bipolar and apparently severly depressed.
Honestly, me depressed?
I'm like the most cheerful person on earth lol.
The Secret Life Of Lindsey





Oct 14 2008 10:55 AM

Your welcome schmelcome :)
I am trust worthy only because I have been stabbed in the back so many times lol.
Don't worry about it, things will get better.
Ready for the next Lylah Pie H