a turd sandwhich........listen mr..how delicious that does sound. i would perfer a poop sandwhich, thank you. i know im a lil slow in getting back to ur sanwhich offer but i was so taken off gaurd that i had to think of what to even say back...so there u have it none of that turd business over here! haha enjoy
where am i? first of all traverse city....what in the world have they been feeding the people up here? they are all huge, i mean u never warned me! why arent u huge? i mean shit, we went to the bar on saturday and were surrounded by giants! wtf. anyways its nice up here and i thought of you so clearly had to let ya know....um ya thats all i got for now :)
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. send this to all the people you care about. First, I want you to know that I love you to death and i think you are amazing.. If I dont get this back I understand... I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. if you recieve at least 7 back then you are AMAZING hahahahaha..this is soo true
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