One Man Catastrophe
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"My actions speak so loud I can't hear what you're saying."
Male
28 years old
Montana
United States
Last Login: 12/4/2008
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Mood:
sneaky
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One Man Catastrophe's Interests
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| General | Learning. Music. Drinking good whiskey (or bad). Making Absinthe and other liqueurs. Good food. Video games. Reading. Writing. Anime. Trying to play my bass. Sleeping in my van on occasion. Hiking, biking, rock climbing, fishing, camping and all sorts of outdoorsy type stuff.
| | Music | Bands nobody should miss:
Trousermouth
The Bloodclots
The Casketeers
Shrimp
Sleezus Fist
Nuclear Rabbit
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| | Television | I do not watch regularly scheduled television programming and neither should you.
| | Books | Here is a list of authors that I hold in high regard:
Gordon R. Dickson, Anton Long, Kurt Vonnegut, Denis Diderot, George Carlin, Alex Jones, John Ringo, Nakae Chomin, Douglas Adams, Carlton Mellick III, Tracy Hickman, Glen Cook, Margaret Weis, Andre Norton, Sara Douglass, Mercedes Lackey, J.R.R. Tolkien, Marquis de Sade, Elizabeth Hayden, Robert A. Heinlein, Eric Lerner, Edmund Cooper, William Shakespeare, Trevanian, David Wolverton, Alexandre Dumas, Dan Simmons, Kurt Saxon, George Orwell, Robin Hobb, Friedrich Nietzsche, Frank Herbert, Hunter S. Thompson.
| | Heroes | I'm my own hero.
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Anarchist Collective, DRUNKS UNITED, Atheist and Agnostic Group, III, live like a Rockstar fuck like a Pornstar, I HATE EMO!, Drunks with a Purpose, Anarchy Punk, Punk Rockers
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One Man Catastrophe's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Laurelville, OH | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Dust Bunny Killer | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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One Man Catastrophe's Schools
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Three Forks High School
Three Forks, MT
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: College Prep
Clubs: Alcoholics Anonymous
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1998 to 1999 |
Logan Elm High School
Circleville, OH
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: College Prep
Clubs: After School Drug Addicts
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1995 to 1998 |
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About me:
I wanted to find out "about me" so I found a mirror and looked into it. I saw a face attached to a head which was itself placed upon some shoulders. More than that I couldn't see because the mirror was only so high *points*.
Succeeding at life on accident.
I'm better than your favorite porn star and the dark fantasies you're too afraid to enact.
Scary incarnate. Purposefully blasphemous. Intentionally cruel. Caustically polite. Meaningfully fearless.
I'm sowing the seeds of doubt in your valley of blind faith and ignorance.
I'm perpetrating the catastrophic delinquency of your mind; and it feels good.
Fuck your heroes,
fuck your god,
and fuck your status quo.
"I'm a professional bad example. You can learn a lot by watching me. Or listening to me. Either one."
- Jubal Harshaw Stranger In A Strange Land; Robert A. Heinlein
"Never let yourself think that there is anything correct or right about me."
- D.P.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Myself in 20 years (if my liver doesn't rot by then).
Kurt Vonnegut, but he's dead so my chances are pretty slim.
Those that are behind the curtain, so that I may help them to die.
Disclaimer: I added you because I saw something that caught my eye, and would like to know/see more. I enjoy meeting interesting and entertaining people.
I am not for the overly sensitive; I will offend you.
I will add your band, if I like what I hear.
I actually converse with many of the people on my friends list. So, if I don't get back with you right away, return your comment or otherwise pander to your ego, don't get all buttsore about it. I'll get around to it eventually, so quit your whining.
If you are deeply religious, a homophobe, a member of the PETA, vegan, someone who owns a Harley, someone who voted for Bush or someone who believes that people in a cave in the middle east carried out the 9/11 & 7/7 attacks, please leave now. Deny me, take me off your friends list, send me a nasty message, whatever, just get the fuck out of my face. I have no time for your ignorance.
Click here to goto my craptastic webpage that I almost never update.
I am worth $2,592,084 on HumanForSale.com
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