Linda
"Yes, I really am a Lesbian so quit asking!!! "

Female
50 years old
North Beach, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login: 12/4/2008
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Music

I love anything but Rap and super heavy metal. Can you really understand the words through all the screaming?

I love this eye picture!

I love the theatre, musicals, movies, dining out, travel, site-seeing, dancing, and quiet nights with my friends. How about you?

Movies

OMG, I love just about everything! Except really scary movies. I have a wall of DVD's in my house and I am constantly picking up more. It is sure cheaper to just buy the movie than it is to take two kids to dinner, popcorn, movie, and ice cream after! :)

Television

I am addicted to "The L Word" (bring Marina back!), "West Wing" (oh, if he was only the REAL president!) and... (cough cough)... "NCIS". Sorry, I am retired from the US Navy, so have a thing for navy shows. "24" (ok, ok, I admit it, Keifer Southerland is HOT!)

Previously on 24………

If everyone followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death among Middle Eastern men.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in three days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you, it's because he was aiming at another terrorist 12 miles away.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it just makes him angry.

Osama bin Laden hides under the covers in his bedroom every Monday night from 9 to 10 and cries.

Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Let's get one thing straight -- the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, he replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer does not speak any foreign languages. But he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

It's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless it was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh, you are so screwed...

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer named his cat "Chuck Norris." Why? Because he's a pussy.

When asked the significance of the number 24, Jack Bauer just points to his crotch and nods.

If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in four days. Wait, that is a real fact.

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.

There is the right way, the wrong way and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way, only faster and with more deaths.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.

Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

If Jack Bauer and McGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of McGyver and get out.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

The Black Eyed Peas were just the Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but only because it sounds like violent.

Simon Says should be renamed Jack Bauer Says, because if Jack Bauer says something, you better fucking do it.

When Tony Almeida was shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job at CTU in a matter of hours, Jack Bauer couldn't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

Jack Bauer is the "I" in team.

If Jack Bauer shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.

Sun Tzu once wrote: "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

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This is what life at sea was like for me! LOL

Heroes

My heroes are my children. They have been through so much with the divorce and all of my life changes. I love them with all my heart and miss them terribly when we are apart. I die a little inside when I think about how much I have hurt them with my changes but I am so totally proud of them and how they have grown.

Groups: DC CLUB SCENEDC RavesD.C. Fashion and PhotographyGirls that are/want to model around West Chester/PhillyDC by nightI LOVE THE 80'SGlam 'R Us EyesGlamour Domme Alliance

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     Linda's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:North Beach MD
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college

   Linda's Schools
Fayetteville-Manlius Shs
Manlius,New York
Graduated: 1976
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs: International Thespians
 

1972 to 1976

   Linda's Networking
Fashion - Modeling - Fashion
I do print modeling.



Linda Looking forward to a week of events. Time to meet old and new friends!

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About me:

I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you...

I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant...

I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you...

I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you...

I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...

I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...

I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, even if we spend time apart...

I'm the girl who never forgets you..

I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..

I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything..

I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...

I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...

I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...

I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason...

I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the cheek...

I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends...

I'm the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word...

I'm the girl that loves the attention when you chase me around & we fall laughing just cuz we're silly...

I'm the girl that loves to cook your favorite meal & watch you get excited cuz I'm doing it just for you....

I'm the girl who doesn't care what other people say about us!!

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A set of screwdrivers,

A cordless drill, and

A black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

One friend who

Always makes her

Laugh...

And one

Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A good piece of furniture

Not previously owned by

Anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

Eight matching plates,

Wine glasses with stems,

And a recipe for a meal that will

Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A feeling of control over Her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to fall in love Without losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

HOW TO QUIT A JOB

BREAK UP WITH A LOVER

AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

When to try harder... And

WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That she can't change

The length of her calves,

The width of her hips, or

The nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That her childhood

May not have been Perfect...

But; It's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she would and Wouldn't

Do for love or money...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to live alone...

Even if She doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Whom she can trust, Whom she can't,

And why she shouldn't Take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Where to go..

Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..

Or a charming inn in the woods...

When her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she can and can't accomplish

In a day...

A month...

And a year...

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Who I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet a happy, successful feminine lesbian in the DC Metro area. A best friend. Someone I can be best friends with, relate to, talk to, have fun and spend time with. Then see where it goes from there!! Please introduce yourself. It could be the start of something good.

What to say that hasn't been said in others profiles? I am 49 years old but no one ever believes it. Thank god for good genes! I love fashion, theatre (going to see Rent in May, and as I write this I am on the train to NYC to see Wicked on broadway!), addicted to MySpace, but mostly I am just a hard working girl. I work in a suburb of Maryland near DC. I own my home on the Chesapeake Bay and absolutely adore being able to see the water every morning as I leave, and how it seems to calm me on the way home as I crest the hill and see all that blue stretched out in front of me.

I absolutely love my job and would not trade what I do for anything... yes, not even modeling, although that is fun too! I retired from the Navy in 1996 after 20 years. I spent my time as a Chief Photographer and learned so much about the still, print and motion picture fields. Now I get to apply it as a model. I never thought someone would want me to be in front of the camera instead of behind it, so that was a pleasant surprise!

I live my life as if everyday is fun. I find humor in the most embarrassing of situations and try desperately to keep my positive attitude. One of the girls at my last job dubbed me Glinda, as I was always happy and smiling!

Well, please feel free to send me an email and say hi! I like meeting new people and making new friends.

To all my friends... (this was just too cute not to steal!)

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

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tracey





Dec 4 2008 3:58 AM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments OK OK LOL...
om mani padme hum





Dec 2 2008 3:04 PM

yeah no doubt - right - like 8 years!! LOL
tracey





Nov 30 2008 4:43 AM

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MyHotComments SWEET DREAMS!!!! I'M HITTING THE HAY NOW LOL, I'M DEAD!!!!
TimelessImage





Nov 28 2008 2:57 AM

THANK YOU LINDA, & HAPPY HOLIDAYS
tracey





Nov 27 2008 1:47 PM


SEXY & HOT COMMENTS


CLICK HERE!
tracey





Nov 26 2008 4:56 PM

OOOO YEA BABY!!!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING SWEETIE!

*Kimmaaayyyy*





Nov 11 2008 8:01 PM

RED IS HOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
*Kimmaaayyyy*





Nov 4 2008 3:32 PM

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TimelessImage





Nov 2 2008 7:33 PM

THANK YOU FOR THE PHOTO LUV, KEEP IN TOUCH AND I HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT YOU
*Kimmaaayyyy*





Oct 23 2008 12:15 PM

HOT HOT HOT LOVE ALLLLLLLL YOUR PHOTOS SWEETIE!!!!!!!!
tracey





Oct 17 2008 10:52 PM

HELLO BEAUTIFUL! WISHING YOU A WONDERFUL FUN-FILLED WEEKEND!
~~~HUGS~~~
Spag





Oct 11 2008 1:03 AM

Nice Car!
:-)
King Penn Industries





Sep 10 2008 1:44 AM

Awesome! :)
Have you come up with a design yet?? Are you thinking custom or something plain and simple?
Ashli