I am addicted to "The L Word" (bring Marina back!), "West Wing" (oh, if he was only the REAL president!) and... (cough cough)... "NCIS". Sorry, I am retired from the US Navy, so have a thing for navy shows. "24" (ok, ok, I admit it, Keifer Southerland is HOT!)
Previously on 24………
If everyone followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death among Middle Eastern men.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in three days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you, it's because he was aiming at another terrorist 12 miles away.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it just makes him angry.
Osama bin Laden hides under the covers in his bedroom every Monday night from 9 to 10 and cries.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Let's get one thing straight -- the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, he replies, "Previously, on 24..."
Jack Bauer can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer does not speak any foreign languages. But he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
It's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless it was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh, you are so screwed...
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer named his cat "Chuck Norris." Why? Because he's a pussy.
When asked the significance of the number 24, Jack Bauer just points to his crotch and nods.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in four days. Wait, that is a real fact.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
There is the right way, the wrong way and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way, only faster and with more deaths.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.
G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
Jack Bauer died for his country and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
If Jack Bauer and McGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of McGyver and get out.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
The Black Eyed Peas were just the Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but only because it sounds like violent.
Simon Says should be renamed Jack Bauer Says, because if Jack Bauer says something, you better fucking do it.
When Tony Almeida was shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job at CTU in a matter of hours, Jack Bauer couldn't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
Jack Bauer is the "I" in team.
If Jack Bauer shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.
Sun Tzu once wrote: "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
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