Yes and Yes - as a matter of fact, that's why I got kicked out of Kindergarten.
Heroes:
Godzilla and Ozzy Osbourne
Body type:
Sexy
Orientation:
Straight
Television:
Yes
Books:
No
Occupation:
Selling stuff - right now I have a garden gnome (minus a head) some broken patio furniture and some aluminum gutters. And you can have it all right now for this very special - one time only - low introductory price of $9.99 And if you act now - for no extra charge, I'll throw in a cat.
Ethnicity:
Theropod - but I'll chill with anyone, even Sauropods
Music
I'm getting really sick of filling out all this crap, man . . . Ozzy
Douggie Dinosaur is working at Church's Chicken. "Welcome to Popeye's, how may I help you? Fu@% yeah, I know what 'good' is! Who wants a Chicken Taco Salad?!?!?"
Come see my walk-around balloon and magic act on the Country Club Plaza every Saturday from 5pm until someone calls the cops. After-show party at Loose Park (by the stick) and from there follow the empty beer cans.
You son of a bitch, you spit on my burger. Even thoe I ate the whole thing, after finding the spit, I still want my money back, and a free fry. GOT IT!
