A little humor which we could all use these days....
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
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Who I'd like to meet:
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Just want to say thanks again to your Yankees for getting rid of Joe Torre and thanks to the SOX!! for letting Manny go. Cuz the Dodgers are now capatilizing on BOTH of them. Next up ...Round 2
I have a question for you. Where are the Yankees now???? I'll tell you where you're beloved Yankees are ...they're about to miss the playoffs for the first time in a LOOONG time. Mount Steinbrener is about to erupt!! lol And where are my beloved Dodgers?? They are soon to make the playoffs, with Torre and ManRam at the helm.
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