The Dirty Secret Club
"Purge your filthy souls!!!"

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***NEXT DSC COMING SOON!!!***
£7 ENTRY / £1 OFF IF YOU ARE SPORTING A MOUSTACHE

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THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB...

AN ESOTERIC NIGHT OF COMEDY, MUSIC AND BIZARRE MAGIKAL RITUALS. STARRING TV’S BARRY AND STUART, EXTREME ESCAPOLOGIST JONATHAN GOODWIN AND THE TRULY AMAZING PETE FIRMAN.

WE PROMISE YOU MORE GOODIES THAN A WIZARD'S SLEEVE!


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::BOOKING::

THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB IS BACK! THE PLANETS HAVE ALIGNED AND YOUR FAVORITE ODDBALLS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. THE LAST NIGHT WAS A TOTAL SELL-OUT WITH ONLY A FEW STANDING SPACES AT THE BAR, WE WOULD STRONGLY ADVISE RESERVING A TABLE IN ADVANCE!
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE ON THE DOOR, BUT IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU RESERVE TICKETS BY CALLING 0208 9690098. WHEN YOU HEAR THE RECORDED MESSAGE HIT 3 THEN ASK FOR THE LOVELY CLARE OR MELISSA.

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::HISTORY::

BORN FROM THE SPUNK OF MERLIN HIMSELF, THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB IS LONDON’S NEWEST AND BESTEST MAGIC AND COMEDY NIGHT. AN EVENING OF WEIRD ENTERTAINMENT AND TWISTED TRICKS FROM THE U.K’s HIPPEST MAGICIANS, WHO MOST WILL RECOGNISE FROM VARIOUS TELEVISUAL MAGIC SHOWS (DIRTY TRICKS, MAGICK & DEATH WISH LIVE TO NAME BUT A FEW).

EXPECT BLASPHEMY, NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES, BLOODY THRILLS, SPILLS, AND EVEN JOKES TOO! THE DIRTY SECRET CLUB ALSO DEATURES TIPPETY-TOP GUEST ACTS FROM THE SUPER LEAGUE OF THE COMEDY AND VARIETY CIRCUIT... IT'LL TEAR YOUR NUTS OFF!!!

*moustaches need not be real, fake facial hair is allowed.


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katie !





Jun 22 2008 11:46 AM

exciteddd :)
amy





Jun 8 2008 8:53 AM

hey fanx for the approve
x x x
kingska





Jan 28 2008 12:34 PM

hello, hello. when is the next DSC? i've completely lost track x
NEW MAGIC SOURCE





Jan 15 2008 2:41 PM

Want a deck of cards autographed by David Blaine?? Click it!

{Old No.7 Brand}





Dec 18 2007 2:26 PM

Hey Hey

Whens The Next One ?

Peace x
El Tricky





Dec 3 2007 2:22 PM

Thank for the add have a magical week!!!!!! your video rock!!!!!!!!!! and they funny LMAO!!!!
The Fix





Nov 14 2007 6:50 AM

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New Issue of the Fix magazine out this Friday. Featuring Stewart Lee and Simon Munnery in conversation, John Shuttleworth live at the Manchester comedy festival, Be our Guest Andy Zaltzman, competitions galore and all the usual Fix favorites.



Click the magazine image above to go to our site.

Hypnosis Gurus.com





Nov 5 2007 7:20 AM

Thanks for the add!




<www.subliminalscience.com>
Stage, Street, Clinical Hypnosis & NLP Training DVDs and More!
Eric





Nov 5 2007 7:28 AM

Thanks for the Add, I hope your week is good.
kingska





Oct 19 2007 1:12 AM

Can you make the DSC less secret? I spent the last 27th driving around London for 2 hours getting really lost. Boo on you guys. Boo x
THE MAGIC LANTERN CLUB





Oct 16 2007 5:36 PM

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THE MAGIC LANTERN CLUB SHINES OUT -

Woodland creatures scuttle through your undergrowth. Bats flutter round your clearings. You are the forest at midnight. The shimmer of a full moon cannot penetrate the dense thatch of your canopy and floor of thorny bramble. But there is a light; behold- The Magic Lantern illuminates your heart till the sun doth rise once more!!
THIS MONTH-

Baby Warhol (puppet guru, Voodoo Vaudeville)
Scott Penrose (dove magic specialist, Magic Circle)
Terror Dad (terror)
Paul Tkachenko (bell ringing vs glass playing face off)
Morrisey Dancing (English Indie Folk tradition)
Beau Peek (Burlesque)
‘Dress Up’ (Mixed media interactive Installation) by Kate Wiggs

DJ Les Apaches
DJ Hot Hitman Hearn
Hosted by Les Diamond!

Friday 26th October
Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, Pollard Row, E2 6NB.
Doors open 9pm, Carriages 2am. Admission £8

Dress Code: Strictly Come Dancing, Copacabana, Flash Gordon, sequins, capes, eye patches, fine silks from the orient, patent leather, precious metals, spangles, polka dots and zig-zags!
There's something different about your Myspace





Oct 15 2007 8:52 AM

Thanx 4 the add!
C u on the 29th ;)
Siobhan xxxx
NEW MAGIC SOURCE





Oct 10 2007 1:16 AM

Gawkagogo





Sep 29 2007 10:42 AM

COME SEE THE FREAKS!!!

The Sugarettes





Oct 2 2007 3:23 PM

Hi

Suga'greetz

Love & Other Perversities
Ron Saylor™





Oct 5 2007 8:46 AM

Hi DSC,

Great Profile pic!

Check out my pics and videos.
If you feel lead, your comments under any are welcomed and appreciated.

In Magic,
Ron

The Fix





Oct 4 2007 7:08 AM

blackcover

Click this image to read the magazine online. Alternatively you can pick up a copy for free at all good comedy clubs in the UK.

Barry & Stuart





Oct 3 2007 7:45 AM



Hen & Chickens 2007

Schwen





Sep 29 2007 7:27 AM

licked is right, amongst other things :)
Em





Sep 29 2007 6:36 AM

It's probably being sellotaped to a girl's face as I type...

Have a good one at Halloween- we'll be sending you love from the bright lights of Vegas

Exx
tiffany





Sep 28 2007 6:23 AM

Last night was superfun! I think Johnathon's photo is somewhere being licked.....

T x
Sandy





Sep 10 2007 8:43 AM

Hey!!
Cheers for the request,most kind indeed!!I'll do my best to make it up to the Big Smoke!!!Esoteric!!!!Hmmm!!
Love Sandy : )
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Sep 27 2007 2:27 AM

Katie (DG)





Sep 12 2007 1:12 AM

Thanks for the add guys!

If you are lookin for a new place to spread a little magic come to Nottingham! LOL It needs something to make us giggle and gasp in pure amazement!

Loads of luv
Katie
X
kingska





Sep 12 2007 1:51 AM

see you on the 27th you sexy biatches x
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre





Sep 4 2007 12:42 AM

Thanks for the add, any guests spots going?



Tickling Monty





Sep 3 2007 10:41 AM

Dirty secrets are great. We've got loads. Sort of. We used to have one anyway. Wasn't really that dirty though. Or secretive. Oh we're like rainbows! There's nothing dirty about us.
DeadDogInBlackBag





Sep 3 2007 7:03 AM

Thanks for adding us filthy pups. The dirty secret club sounds right up our street! We'd love to perform for you sometime. x
Sarah Nield





Aug 31 2007 3:33 PM

Hello, New Friends!

I'm wearing my moustache right now...

xxx


Schwen





Jul 23 2007 7:19 AM

spelling mistakes, and general demeanour in the comment below are attributed to may cans of lager. Apologies.

I am looking forward to it though
Schwen





Jul 22 2007 4:43 PM

Dudes! I cannot wait until Tuesday, it's gonna be awesome! Well.... I assume it well b, don't let me down or anything. I have faith. See you there
Incredible Blood Brothers





Jul 21 2007 9:08 AM

The DNA test has arrived I was born from the spunk of Ali Bongo.... Could be worse.
Jennifer





Jul 17 2007 7:56 AM

Stephen Ward





Jul 17 2007 5:14 AM

Thanks for the add guys
Incredible Blood Brothers





Jun 27 2007 2:56 PM

What a coincidence, I was also born from the spunk of Merlin. we must be related.
Kath.





Jun 22 2007 11:13 AM

Great evening this week!! Well worth travelling up from Wales for!! :)
Hope you will be having the lovely Trevor Lock back very soon??
Have a great weekend everyone!
Kath.





Jun 16 2007 2:22 PM

Thanks for the add.
Geoff Deane - Renaissance Geezer





Jun 13 2007 3:05 PM

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Schwen





Jun 13 2007 9:17 AM

Can you have another one in 6 months? I'll be able to grow an actual moustache by then
ink & mess





Jun 13 2007 8:31 AM

looking awesome boyssss!
Lottie





Jun 7 2007 11:54 AM

Doors at 7.30pm this Monday...plus there is CAKE!
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Nathan Penlington





Jun 6 2007 3:12 AM

I'll keep it Shhhh!

n:p
ink & mess