A small piece of me died the day I was morbidly confused with The Black Beetle. It would have been wise to have kept the foulness of the incident to ourselves as well. I can still hear Larry and Wally laughing. How degrading! I hope it was all the crack the girl had been smoking that day which altered her vision.I concur, God IS dead. And yes, I was "orientated" today. haha!! Bobby Lee would be proud. Me goh wok today. No kay too mall!!! Honda accord- *Please note: I'm only a racist every other Wednesday and Thursday between the hours of 2:00 p.m. and 2:01 p.m.*Oh and by the way, I don't foresee you "waking up alone" on a regular basis. But if it ever happens again, I will be sure to have "the talk" with the coffee maker before I leave.
I'm so annoyed that I didn't get to see you guys play on Sunday when I haven't seen you forever. I would have come in a heartbeat, but it seems I can never get a ride. That sucks. :(
Hi debina, hope things are goin good! I'm moving to Chicago in two weeks, you need to come visit, oh and I need your phone number, I lost all my numbers. Love ya!
Our new apartment FUCKING KICKS A DINOSAURS CACK AND BALLS DEEP INTO LEFT FIELD!!! I will, however, carry my Magnaficent attitude everywhere I go. The baby gill is going to shit herself. word word-
We should totally take her! But I don't know how she would feel about descending from the top of the mountain. I don't think my hypnotizing skills would work then, but I guess you never know. I'm excited for this weekend! Rock climbing, Kayaking, happy juice, food and friends? Maybe Jesus loves us all after all-
"Don't talk about all these.....carniverous kisses.." D.G.
Glad we can enjoy a tasty meaty treat as a family now a days. You, Daisey and I. The three amigas eating steak together. I have actually never heard and or seen a domesticated kitty eat steak before until recently. What a good gill she is. And to think her favorite foods are jerky, moths, salmon and good 'ol juicy steaks...or our steak left overs.
hey! how are you?? I was thinking that you should* make a children's album!! for Olivia... someday.... no rush! I hugged her today and called her "homeless babes"..she said "NO, Mommy I stinky.." I love her.... Stinky homeless and all!
I guess I'll be "riding bitch" this summer? Well well.....aint that a kick in the clit- I think you're going to need a new drivers' license that shows your Motorcycle skillz too, no? Shweeeeeet-
You forgot to add -Drives in the convertible- We should take the motorcycle and the convertible to Zion as well, eh? Also, Tila Tequila doesn't really look like a Bobby Lee. Why? I'm confused now. I think Daisy has a crush on Rizzo too! She's a gill slut. And yes, you are right...I don't believe Elizabeth was THAT Smart-
It's you and I against these maggots- BRING IT ON, BITCHES! Oh, and we should find Dyke Williams and watch the next Jazz game with her. I bet she scratches her balls each time D Will misses and wears a female standing urination cone as much as possible. Fucking stellar-
My farts smell like Mushu Goo Goo Ga Ga Gi Gi Pi Pi Pan Chicken from one of them chinese restaurants. You know...that one dish they have? hahaha...fucking great! word.
