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Dan Rosenberg
Stand-Up / Musical Comedy / As Seen on TV
"Listen to my show on 97.1 FREE FM, Los Angeles Saturdays @ 3pm!"

Male
37 years old
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/16/2008
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   Dan Rosenberg's Comedian Bio
BioThe details of my life are quite inconsequential...

Very well, where do I begin?

I was born in a tiny suburb of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania called Beaver Falls. Actually, I grew up in a suburb of that suburb called Chippewa Township. We lived in the third unit of a duplex.

My father was a self employed auto parts peddler that loved baseball and apple pie with cheese on it. He would often work late in his parts store trying to invent things that already existed, like the telephone or thumb tacks.

My mother was a florist, an artist and a part time immigration attorney focusing on citizens of Armenia and West Virginia.

I graduated in the upper 10% of the lower third of my high school class and I was an active member of the "Tall Guy's That Can't Play Hoops" club as well as the Jazz Band, where I was fourteenth chair tenor tuba.

Several years ago, I walked into a comedy club and my life was forever changed. The club was also a cult and they "recruited" me to serve as their light bulb changer.

I have done stand-up comedy and writing ever since. I have written several spec scripts, like, "Curb Your Enthusiasm," "The Office," and a killer "Too Close for Comfort." ("Monroe Gets a Job")

I also have written for several radio shows as well as two books. The first "The Book on Hosting: How Not to Suck as an Emcee" was published last August and the second "The Book on Vacuums: The Joke Sometimes Writes Itself" is due to drop in May 2010.
Websitedanrosenberg.com OR thebookonhosting.com
InfluencesJohnny Carson, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Rodney Dangerfield (I TELL YA!)
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    Dan Rosenberg's Interests
Television24, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Two and a Half Men, Dan's Dad
Groups: The Comedy DistrictLA ComediansComedians CornerKirkland Laugh's !Purple PartyOntario ImprovPeople who LOVE ComedyNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Dan Rosenberg's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Beaver Falls, PA
Body type:6' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian/Writer

   Dan Rosenberg's Schools
Blackhawk Hs
Beaver Falls,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
 

1983 to 1988

   Dan Rosenberg's Companies
The Comedy District
Culver City, CA US
Owner

9/1/04
Stand-up Workshop.com
Santa Monica, CA US
Workshop runner guy thingy
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The Yarmulka
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I interview ME
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   Dan Rosenberg's Blurbs
About me:
I am a comedian, writer, speaker and really bad actor! I live in Santa Monica with my wife Beckey and our son Joshua...oh yeah, and our dog Cooper, a Rat Terrier.
I was born in Beaver Falls, PA and grew up in Chippewa Twp. I went to Blackhawk HS and my parents still live in my hometown. (Although, I think they should move to LA...who wants winter???) I am a Steelers fan and wish Pittsburgh had an NBA team.
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU

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Mar 27 2008 7:33 PM

C u Friday, May 2, 2008 at 7 PM
May 2, 2008 show flyer
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Mar 12 2008 10:11 AM

see you this saturday bro! kvon
Misha





Mar 11 2008 7:45 AM

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Dom





Feb 4 2008 12:36 PM

Thanks for the request.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
Tommy James





Dec 31 2007 4:35 PM

Happy New Year, Fool! Wishing you a Great 2008!
Jordan Zuckerman





Dec 25 2007 10:34 PM

Hope you're having a great Christmas! Even tough we're Jews.



Christmas Tree
Misha





Dec 19 2007 7:22 PM

allllright....easy you....done done done
Paul





Dec 10 2007 2:17 PM

Dan - Thanks for the add. Tell your moms I said "Hi" and I miss working with her... Have a terrific holiday season!
Traci Skene





Nov 25 2007 12:04 PM

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Nov 13 2007 1:14 PM

how are you dan. i trust that you are doing well and life is fine in cali. i hope you were away from the fires!
seth
Jeff Korn





Nov 10 2007 5:42 PM

You're on MySpace on Saturday night? Nice social life.
Peter Berman





Nov 9 2007 12:15 AM

Hey Everybody,

If you feel like supporting me, then pass this along to all that you know.

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Oct 11 2007 3:34 PM

hey dan! how are you doing man. things seem to be going well out there! that is great. cruising along here. be well!
seth bond perry
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Sep 24 2007 4:45 PM



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Sep 24 2007 11:44 AM

I can't believe you got the Ethel Mertz reference! Hows things? Do you like my Prius?
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Sep 13 2007 11:34 AM

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Super GEEK, Super GEEK,
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Aug 29 2007 3:47 PM

Hey dan,
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY....
hOPE YOU HAD A GREAT ONE...
Dave





Aug 29 2007 1:07 PM


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Happy Belated Birthday! It sure is good to see that you are out there doing it. Hope all is well.
Ron K. (Main)





Aug 28 2007 8:03 PM

Keep it comedy Dan and have a killer B-Day!
MysticVixen





Aug 28 2007 7:40 PM

Happy Birthday dude.....hope it was a blast!!
Musty





Aug 28 2007 7:27 PM

Hey buddy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,how you been? Hope to see you soon in the Portland area. Peace, Musty
Kyle





Aug 28 2007 6:10 PM

Happy Belated!!!!!!!!! hope it was fun......
christopher


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Aug 28 2007 2:55 PM

just stopping by to say
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Larry





Aug 28 2007 2:40 PM

Happy Birthday, may you truly realize each and every day how very blessed you are!
AmyTee


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Aug 28 2007 2:24 PM

Happy birthday Dan!!
xoxoxo
Taneisha





Aug 28 2007 12:46 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Jenni





Aug 28 2007 12:35 PM

Happy Happy Birthday to you funny man!!! Keep dreaming BIG!!!!

Hugs!
Sparky Schneider





Aug 28 2007 11:46 AM

Happy Birthday!!!!
Elf Şener





Aug 28 2007 9:20 AM

Wishing you a very happy birthday

Hope it's the best one yet. :-)

Love,

Elf
JIMMY





Aug 28 2007 8:22 AM


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Aug 28 2007 7:50 AM

How Not To Suck As A Birthday Boy.
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Aug 28 2007 7:47 AM

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Aug 28 2007 7:40 AM

Ahem...
Happy Birthday to You...
Happy Birthday to Youuuu...
Happy Birthday Dear Daaaaaaannnn...
Happy Birthday to YOUUUUU!!!
Amez





Aug 28 2007 7:08 AM

Happy Birthday!!

We share a birthday!! Year 74 for me!!
Jackie Cyr





Aug 28 2007 7:07 AM

Happy Birthday!
Music_Lover





Aug 28 2007 7:04 AM

Have a very Happy Birthday!!
Dwight S. Huggins