Hellooooooon I am Dan Palka, and this is my area, and you are in it now. I love everything and everybody. Even you! I love Panera Bread! That's a nice pen you have there!
Quotes:
"Prepare the ball!"
"Huzza!"
"A+ worthy."
"Annnnd rotate."
"Look at the leaves on that tree... no wait, look at that tree!"
"Two dollas? I don't know what you saying!"
"Five dollas? I don't know what you saying!"
"Oh man that must have made your asshole wider."
"That's not what I said, I said that must have made your asshole wider!"
"Everyone grab your boobs and go to class!"
"Caution: shoots flaming balls with report."
"...inside your mom!"
"Shes coming! Quick, hide everything!"
"Shut your fucking eyes when you're looking at me!"
"Rick, do you have the bubble?"
"Call Bill, he has the bubble."
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Who I'd like to meet: Don't friend request me without talking to me.
I'd like to meet anyone and everyone. I like everybody, even Democrats - so long as we don't talk politics. I like to talk if I'm .. so be sure to IM me or send me a message on MySpace I usually check it at least once a day.
yes i posted a nude picture and TOM from myspace found it and he deleted my account lol jk last one was fucked up and i felt like makin a new one.. what u been up 2?
Haha I came in there last night with my step-dad after work, he owns a club in Tinley and I bartend there. I thought I saw you but I wasn't sure if I was making things up in my head because I was so freaking tired.
whats goin on! haven't seen ya in 4ever. so u still got that website wit all those crazy ass videos on it? lol wit dunk tom, n party in chicago? hahah good times. ill tell tom u sed hey. ttyl <3kp
