Bio: Dan Le Batard, 39, is an idiot who has decided to parlay a modicum of national fame and credibility in sports journalism into this daily slopfest. There have been worse decisions, but they're usually made by people not sure if they want to become transvestites. Unlike his cohost, who is terrified of frogs but not terrified of singing Christopher Cross out loud on the way home from work, Le Batard is exceptionally manly, except when he does pilates or sleeps outside on a balcony. He once had a testicle face-off with Lance Armstrong and won by one, that's how manly he is. He is a little too fascinated with the comedic perfection of Frank Caliendo and Chewbacca and enjoys the radio show if only because the next syllable always promises to reveal that Stugotz is just a little bit dumber than we all assumed.
Jon "Stugotz" Weiner
Bio: Jon Weiner, 35, who may be better known in these parts simply as "Stugotz". Stugotz turned in a bio that he wanted written here, but the truth is he'll never look, so he'll never know. The only things he looks up on the internet are fantasy stats, fantasy stats, and fantasy stats. He probably doesn't even know what Myspace is. When he's not being a sports dork, Stugotz is busy watching Tango and Cash or Stone Cold with Brian Bosworth. Stugotz' biggest contribution to the show is uttering "sure."
Hoch
Bio: Marc "Hoch" Hochman, 38, Executive Producer for The Dan LeBatard Show. Hoch takes pride in his work; unfortunately his work is not that good, but what can you do? Hoch is known for singing parody songs way off key. Hoch is also responsible for "sueying" bad interviews, but is often derelict in his duty. Why oh why didn't Hoch suey Hubie Brown?
Mike Ryan (not Ruiz)
Bio: Mike Ryan, 22, is the producer of The Dan LeBatard Show. Mike started as an intern on the show and gradually worked his way up to earn the title of producer. He will be responsible for getting the coffee for everyone before the show. He is also a soccer fan. For real.
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There is a new awful reality show called, "Brooke Knows Best" which is a spin off of Hogan Knows Best. To me, that is as pointless as the making of Cheaper By the Dozen 2, which didn't even have Fred Willard in it. Anyways, Brooke's roommate is a gay dude and they have an apartment on South Beach. Hulk is interviewing the male roommate by saying, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you, 10 being the gayest? I mean, I'm cool with it, some of my best wrestler friends were gay." Uh, I think somebody owes you an apology. Apparently, asking him if gay sex was exchanged for match results was not such a ridiculous question after all.
GO ALL-IN WITH THE FISH AT THE 2ND ANNUAL FISH 'N CHIPS CASINO PARTY PRESENTED BY BENNETT AUTO SUPPLY & FSN FLORIDA
Join us at the IFGA Fishing Hall-of-Fame & Museum 6:00 - Cocktail Reception 7:00 - Casino Games 9:30 - Cash Out and Prizes
What: Fish 'n Chips Casino Party When: Thursday, July 17, 2008 Where: IFGA Fishing Hall-of-Fame & Museum 300 Gulf Stream Way Dania Beach, FL 33004
Event Information: $250 in chips per person.
Additional Chips available for a donation Open Bar and heavy Hors D'oeuvres Dress Attire: Denim and Diamonds Tickets are limited.
Must be at least 18 years old to participate RSVP by July 16, 2008 Gift for all attendees Proceeds benefit the Florida Marlins Community Foundation For more information:(305)623-6497 or FMCF@flamarlins.com
