Horror, I don't like comedy as much, due to the fact that most of the jokes aren't even that funny... and If i want comedy, I'll just invite some friends over..
Television
Charmed, Angel, and or anything else that's on T.V
Books
Harry potter books.. / anything I feel like reading
Heroes
My friends, My mom, and sometimes your mom.... when she puts out anyway.
Who I'd like to meet: Egh... a couple of people actually :]
I like meeting new random people haha.
Yeah.. because I am weird like that :]
My friends are wesome
I am Pretty much honest about things when you ask nicely
I have a cat
Her name is Forest
After Forrest Gump
I Hate School
My Bestest Friends Are
Skye
Nate
Alan
They are the greatest
I hate the city
I love music
I hate people who think they are better than anyone else
I have an awesome girl friend
Her name is Lindsey
She's my number 1 on my top friends :D
I love her
Her favorite flowers are wild dasies
HOW I AM THE MAN
When my parents were conceiving me, they were visited by a fairy...
now with the help of the fairy distracting my parents
the pixies made their way into my father's testicles
and created a super sperm cell... labeled "The Man Sperm Cell" (that was me)
the cell wasn't ready to be released into my mother's vagina without first being blessed
By the Tooth-fairy's grandma...... yes.. her grandma...
so the tooth-fairy's grandma was on her way into my dad's balls when
she was encountered by the big bad wolf (from little red riding hood) whom, with the help
of the trolls had become of miniature size....
she fought fiercely with all her fairy might...
only to be eaten alive by the mean wolf...
but the wolf didn't know... that the tooth fairy’s grandmother had been anticipating
his encounter so earlier that day she had had mexican food that had guaranteed her Escape
because of the horrible smell her farts would create...
the wolf puked her up and died in disgust...
Still weak the tooth-fairy's grandmother reached her target just in time before she died..
9 months later... I was born....
Making me The Man
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