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Cristela Alonzo
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Comedic Writers

			"Como esta frijole=How ya bean?" Female 29 years old North Hollywood, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 10/7/2008
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Cristela Alonzo's Comedian Bio

Bio	I was born in TX. I’m 29. I live in LA.
Website	cristelaalonzo.com

Cristela Alonzo's Interests

General	I'm really into my Wii right now, especially golf. I think it's because I didn't know a thing about golf and I'm really good at the game. Now I want to take golf lessons. Of course that happened when I got into Guitar Hero too; I wanted to take guitar lessons. That also happened with Super Mario Brothers. I wanted to become a plumber. I'm also really into music. I listen to an average of about 5-6 hours a day and anything goes. I just put my ipod on shuffle. Oh and I'm also into ipods. I collect them...every single time there's a new mode out, I get it. I'm REALLY into Mac products...apple rocks and I mean the fruit.
Movies	I love Hot Fuzz, if you haven't seen it. You should.
Television
Books
Heroes	My mom, who I think about everyday.

Cristela Alonzo's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	San Juan, TX
Body type:	5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:	Latino / Hispanic
Religion:	Catholic
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Undecided

Cristela Alonzo's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian

Cristela Alonzo's Companies

Mind of Mencia Hollywood, CA US Warm-Up Comic Entertainment (Comedy)	January 2006-Present
Eyeboogie Inc. Hollywood, CA US Writer POP OF THE DAY- MSN.COM

Cristela Alonzo's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 5407

Plays Today: 0

Cristela Alonzo at the Gibson Amphitheater (Los Angeles)

Run Time: 771

Plays: 106
Comments: 1

Cristela Alonzo's first time on stage doing stand up

Run Time: 374

Plays: 114
Comments: 2

Cristela Alonzo at the Ice House-Part 2

Run Time: 103

Plays: 157
Comments: 1

Cristela Alonzo at the Ice House-Lying on a resume

Run Time: 75

Plays: 120
Comments: 0

Cookie de Mayo

Run Time: 469

Plays: 2290
Comments: 11

Cristela Alonzo on Live At Gotham

Run Time: 410

Plays: 2620
Comments: 23

Cristela Alonzo's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

My life after Mencia...what am I up to now? (view more)

I have a twin...and she’s hot (PICS INCLUDED-CHECK THEM OUT!) (view more)

Three months in boot camp... (view more)

2 Girls 1 Cup Reaction Video - Cristela (view more)

Update: A month of boot camp...am I still fat? (view more)

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Cristela Alonzo's Blurbs

About me:

Who I'd like to meet:
Ben Folds, Jeremy Piven, since they are my celeb crushes, which is weird because they're very different. I would also love to meet anyone that has ever shown an interest in being on the World Series of Pop Culture and The Singing Bee.

Also, anyone that loves the 80's breakdance movie drama, Fast Forward. And those who would take a physical challenge just to make a mess (Double Dare reference).

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Oct 7 2008

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The Gaslamp

@ Long Beach

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KING SMITH	Oct 6 2008 9:45 PM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/1627842.html?b=4&w=46
REV MIKE D.	Oct 6 2008 7:58 PM Hey girl, How have you been? Comming back to Oregon any time soon? I want a bunch of people I know to see you live. We still talk about the show in Salem. -Rev
VARG	Oct 6 2008 7:43 PM thanks for the add
ESTEWEY	Oct 6 2008 7:30 PM Your head-shots came out amazing. Almost makes me want to invite you to the swapmeet for a churro and bud light.
UnclePaul	Oct 6 2008 5:33 AM so if you became black would you do it for affirmative action or the sweet ass?
TonyLow Records	Oct 6 2008 4:34 AM we need a change///OBAMA & Biden we need a change///OBAMA & Biden ...DOWNLOAD IT FREE FROME TONY LOW RECORDS PAGE ON MY TOP PAGE LETS HELP MAKE THAT CHANGE AND VOTE OBAMA & Biden DOWNLOWN THE SONG AND PASS IT OUT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAM WE GOT TO VOTE,VOTE,VOTE,VOTE,VOTE,VOTE,VOTE HIT THE DOWNLOAD ON THE PLAY LIST ITS FREE
Franky J Castellanos	Oct 6 2008 4:09 AM HOLLA CRISTELA, THANX SO MUCH FOR THE ADD, GREAT VIDEOS!!. YOU SHOULD COME DOWN HERE TO MIAMI!!! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. UN ABRAZO FRANKY
Hansa Malhotra	Oct 4 2008 5:34 PM Keep smiling and lead a lucky life Hans_
~CARMEN~	Oct 4 2008 3:04 AM A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Jacob James Garcia	Oct 3 2008 10:20 AM when do you sleep crazy?! oh wait, you might be waking up. i guess i should go to sleep.
Coco	Oct 3 2008 4:23 AM how can i get your autograph??? Please oh please??
Eliza G. Delara	Oct 3 2008 2:33 AM omg cristela. I can't believe that u quit the tour. i know how it feels to be someplace where you feel it's not right. i'm just glad that i was able to see you do ur thing in person. because if it wasn't for the show, i would not have met another female comedian. there aren't many out there, ... but i'll be looking out for ur name when u headline ur own show!!! :) ~Eliza
Tom DeBiasio	Oct 3 2008 12:15 AM i was watching one of your videos on your page and just to let you know id vote for you to be president!!
Renee	Oct 2 2008 11:03 PM Hey girl ive been meaning to comment on your prof pic I love it!!! you look so puuuuuurty ... cant wait to see you on saturday my friends and i will be at the show...See ya then!
MARIO SAENZ	Oct 2 2008 7:36 PM hi!..passing by to say hello...hope that youre good...take care!
They can't stop me even if they stopped me	Oct 2 2008 4:13 AM Thank you soo much for the add, i went to see Carlos at Universal Studios, and you ripped the stage up you are so funny thank you for making my moneys worth at the show. :)
El CuBaNo NeEdS A ReAl MuJer!!!!!	Oct 2 2008 2:51 AM Hey!!!!!! How U Doin??????
NICK G \| GOOD EVENTS®	Oct 2 2008 1:49 AM thanks for the add
Mike	Oct 2 2008 1:46 AM I WOULD SOOOO VOTE FOR YOU
Rekkless	Oct 2 2008 1:40 AM Welcome to my world:And it does feel good to be on a fly page like yours, we must admit. We dont take your friendship for granted. Since we are friends Rekkless gone hold u down!!! See Rekkless Perform LIve @ Copa Cobana 10-16 Order Tickrts Now Call (262)385-2782
QUIET	Sep 30 2008 10:24 PM Hey, thanks for accepting our invite to join our Quiet myspace site. If you didn't already listen, or watch the video, we'd really appreciate if you did. We're located at http://www.myspace.com/QUIETsounds
~Ang~	Sep 30 2008 8:36 PM Hey Girl seen you at the Carlos Mencia Show in Los Angeles on Friday you guys ROCKED!!!! had me and my Husband laugh'n our asses off!!!! hehe thanks for a Gr8 Show!! ~Ang~
Don't Say Bye...I'll See U Later!!	Sep 29 2008 8:07 PM GRL!! you are so freaken funny ....i can hear you talk all damn...day ha ha!!
♥MELI G♥	Sep 29 2008 7:31 AM I SAW YOU AT THE GIBSON ON FRIDAY NIGHT YOU WERE SO FUNNY I LOVE YOU!! YOU ALL DID A GREAT JOB!
Steph	Sep 28 2008 4:11 PM Hey Cristela, How come you werent at the Gibson show last night :-( Missed u!
~RED*Amparo~	Sep 28 2008 2:37 AM LOved your act in the show last night. Just loved it. Wish I could have run into you afterwards and gotten a picture. Much luck and success.
Simply Jovis	Sep 28 2008 1:35 AM Damn I'm bummed I really wanted to take a picture with you @ the show yesterday but couldn't find you! You were hilarious. LOL I loved the joke about the Wii
~Christine~	Sep 27 2008 11:14 PM loved your show in charlotte! u kick ass!!!!
Laureli	Sep 27 2008 11:12 PM Cristela, I just wanted to tell you that your profile pic is absolutely awesome!!!
ღ * ÄnðRéÃ *ღ™	Sep 27 2008 6:36 PM Are U gonna be performing with Carlos? Cuz I won't go see him, if YOU are NOT there...LMAO!! J/K (shh....don't tell him I said that.)
☆☆TONIA☆☆	Sep 27 2008 6:32 PM JUST COMIN THRU 2 SHOW SOME LUVIN;)
Jama.	Sep 26 2008 8:00 PM Cristela...OMG I love your Lip Synching to the NKOTB video! It really makes me sad that you aren't going to be able to go to the show! How much is it for a ticket in your area and maybe I can raise the money for you at work this weekend?
ESTEWEY	Sep 26 2008 6:48 PM Have a the best weekend of your life ;)
M@R10

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