About me: well lets see, im a 3'4" 220lb albino covered in curly greasy body hair, i have multiple body piercings including the eye lids, lip, nose, forehead, nipple(believe me that one was painful dont try it!) and other places that will remain anonymous (all for the better!).i live in a padded cell about 15X15 and ocassionally they allow me to take walks... i guess you could consider me a jock since they make me wear a helmet and tape the mouth guard in my mouth so i dont bite off my tongue off.... fortunately they told me the odds of that happening before i swallowed it were pretty low, so i should be set! oh yeah, i also got an awesome jacket, has straps and crap all over it... only drawback is that i cant move my arms (or upper body for that matter) all that well with it on... but hey you gotta pay the price for hotness! some of my goals in life include becoming the first national cow tipping champion of the USA, and world dictator. yeah, as you've just read, im the obvious stud any chic wuld rave over.
aight, im really a 17yr old guy from PA. Im about 5'8", no piercings, and i suppose you can kind of tell the rest from the pics. I rank somewhere among the top 3% in the U.S. for overall physical fitness (thats right, i'm good). I'm a very confident person (some believe it is to the point of arrogance, though i will rarely overestimate myself). I have a strong dislike for people with no drive or motivation and those who wont take advice after asking for and being given it. Oh yes, and my birthdate as 9251988 can be found at position 24,161,724 counting from the first digit after the decimal point in pi, and in the format of 092588 it occurs at position 728,184 (i bet you wanted to know all that!). had you not caught on to this already, i am pretty sarcastic and have a very unusual, twisted sense of humor. any other questions? My AIM sn is aogwarrior as is my yahoo.
I guess its a good thing I didn't get a frantic call around noon on Monday... "Josh... she looks nothing like her photo... I need you to call me back in 5 minutes and tell me I forgot something critical in PA!"
lol...Congratulations is due. But as Walter would say....When I took my vows and they said the "till death do us part"...I didn't know I'd be setting a goal!! If you get a chance, you should check out Jeff Dunham on Youtube. He has DVD's out, but you can see some snippets. Pretty funny stuff.
