Attention Hu-Mans! I am Ro-Man! I now occupy a profile in your Myspace network node! Due to an error in calculation I have arrived on earth without the proper equipment! I will ensure your destruction once my calcinator ray arrives at the designated landing area! Until then, I have decided to live like the Hu-Man! To love like the Hu-Man! Through the correlation of my facts, I have discovered that the Hu-Man attends to virtual network nodes, a rather large one being Myspace.com!
Your elimination will be all the more efficient if I can but correlate your popular-culture and use it against you!
I have decided to utilize my superior logistical abilities to assist you pitiful Hu-mans in your daily living, that your remains will be all the more amusing to the future colonization fleets! Bow down before us, Hu-Mans, and tell me your problems!
I don't think you're all that tough, you're just a man in a gorilla suit! That dosen't seem to be able to know how to walk in it so you tip toe and look like a girl!
