Comedian Search  |  Top Comedians  |  Comedian Gigs  |  Comedian Forums  |  Comedian Signup  
Jenée
Female / Comedic Writers / Blue
"Jenée"

Female
102 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
Mood: cantankerous Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Jenée

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/comedianjenee  

   Jenée's Comedian Bio

    Jenée's Interests
Heroes

     Jenée's Details
Status:Swinger
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn

   Jenée's Schools
Thousand Oaks High
Thousand Oaks,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1980 to 2000


Jenée's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 4 Total Plays: 9442 Plays Today: 0
From The Blog To The Stage
From The Blog To The Stage rating
Cocky Crowd Work
Cocky Crowd Work rating
Sexual Harassment
Sexual Harassment rating
Horses
Horses rating
 

Jenée's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

My Hand, My Wishes  (view more)

My First Joke  (view more)

I Kissed A...Great Opportunity Goodbye  (view more)

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits: RIP George Carlin  (view more)

I Am The Warriwhore  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Jenée's Blurbs
About me:
MySpace Comedy Favorite
People are Idiots
Jenée

I STILL HATE MYSPACE

But it seems to be the only way anybody knows how to keep in touch these days so here I am.
For those who don't know me or for those who do and are wondering where the hell I've been lately... After years of touring as a standup comic, I fell into an even seedier career: professional poker player. I play mostly online tournaments. Any job you can do from your bed, your toilet or even your shower (done that a couple times) is a great job. That's right- life's primo jobs are Internet poker player and hooker. I still work the road a bit but don't have much use for LA's 10 minute showcase spots.
I maintain a blog called People are Idiots. It's probably about you so please, check it out.















Who I'd like to meet:

God. It's the only way to make me a believer.

Who I don't want to meet:

The three bachelors sent to me by misMatch.com

Bachelor ..1

Bachelor ..2

Bachelor ..3

Current top 8:

Kindred spirits

Jenée has 1.3 friends.
Female
3 years old
La La Land

Views: 481, 516
Last login: 2/3/42









General
    I can't believe one of the marital status options is "swinger." Back in the heyday of Studio 54, we had to ply our conquests with ridiculous amounts of coke before making that awkward proposition. You kids have it too easy today.
TV/Music
    Lost, Arrested Development, South Park, The Office, Weeds, Reno 911
    Green Day's "American Idiot" blows me away.
Jenée's MySpace Groups
Jenée's Details
Status:pregnant and scared
Here for:five minutes then I'm out
Body type:isosceles
Sign:no parking
Occupation:comic/ poker player/ writer
Jenée's Schools
ITT Technical 1953- 2006
Degree:Associates
It took me 53 years but now I can fix the shit out of your transistor radio!

Who I'd like to meet:

   Jenée's Friend Space (Top 7)
Jenée has 291 friends.
 Muffy 


 starla the buffet reader 


 Shredmaster-T 


 mr. bojangles 


 Janet 


 Leroy 


 George 





Jenée's Friends Comments
Displaying 50 of 71 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Pete du Pon





Apr 12 2008 3:25 AM

Hey Jenée,

Thanks for listening- love your stuff!

Take care,
Pete
R.E.V.





Apr 11 2008 9:28 AM

juss showun sum BAY AREEEEA Luvvvvvvvvvvvv Mz.
J
Napoleon at Elba





Apr 2 2008 10:25 AM

Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
Cathe B.





Jan 26 2008 10:36 PM

Be sure to say hi next time you're in Vegas.. love to have you over!!!
Kristine Levine





Jan 10 2008 8:51 PM

Happy Birthday Lady Jenée. Thank you for teaching me how to make the é.

love,
mamu
byrd





Jan 10 2008 6:42 PM

Happy laughter-filled birthday, Jenée.
Kelly





Jan 10 2008 6:14 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Courtney Cronin





Jan 10 2008 2:48 PM

Happy Birthday Risa!!
PRESS
Photobucket
JasonfreakinBang





Jan 10 2008 11:28 AM

Happy Birthday Jenee! I think it would be great if Fred Gandy (the guy that played Gopher on The Love Boat) came over to your place and danced for you in a thong.
Bob Crawford





Jan 9 2008 9:30 PM

Happy Birthday Darlin!! I know it'll be a great one!

Bob
the king of coke





Jan 9 2008 8:20 PM

Sup Ma. Im jus stoppin by to say was up. and that im out now. so wad id doo? you look like u fixin to be 18 yeas old. holla at me, fo show. kip it reel.
Mark Knope





Jan 9 2008 7:40 AM

ANOTHER Birthday, huh?

Well, blow 'em all out and have a GREAT day, 'k?

YESSS!!!
ROBERT - MISSING





Jan 5 2008 2:12 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENEE!

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST!
byrd





Dec 23 2007 5:00 AM

Two simple words, Jenée: Merry Xmas.
Courtney Cronin





Dec 14 2007 1:39 PM

We're so due for an evening of
press menu jokes.
Courtney Cronin





Jul 6 2007 7:13 AM

Risa, I think you should keep driving.
Am I too late?
SumrPrincess!





Jul 3 2007 7:17 AM

Free Comments and Graphics at pYzam.com
Kelly





Apr 30 2007 7:10 PM

Hey Jenee! Hope all is well in your world!
The Monkey Box





Apr 27 2007 2:32 PM


How will Harry Potter end? Don't wait for the book!
The Monkey Box has the story in our latest video!



Damienne





Apr 22 2007 9:31 PM

Happy Earth day. Remember to treat everything as you would want treated. Don't overwhelm yourself by thinking that you have to do it all, just pick one thing and start with that. Decide to recycle bottles, or turn off the water when you brush your teeth, or make sure to turn out every light before you leave. Start small. Happy Earth day.

And remember, You're RAD.

Damienne ;}
SumrPrincess!





Apr 7 2007 7:59 AM

Hi Gorgeous! Stopping by to wish you a Happy Easter weekend!
SumrPrincess!





Mar 30 2007 5:16 PM

SumrPrincess!





Mar 12 2007 10:11 AM



Just stopping by to say "Hello!"
Charlie Moreno





Feb 18 2007 10:59 PM

HEY!!

!
Beware of comedians that steal!
Support original, real comedians. Like ME!
The Monkey Box





Feb 14 2007 2:51 PM


Hello there Jenée! Thanks for being a friend of The Monkey Box!!

Subscribe to The Monkey Box and check out our latest video and all of our audio shows! It's all free!




Click to open iTunes, click "Subscribe" to get the video!

Or click the picture below to watch it on the web!



Pete Gray





Jan 24 2007 8:35 AM

See who is spying on your MySpace page!

Click here to start tracking your profile lurkers!

Andrew Healan





Jan 10 2007 4:49 PM

Happy Birthday Jenee! Hope you're having a great one.

JasonfreakinBang





Jan 10 2007 4:38 PM

I just wanted to take a moment during the lull in a porno that I'm watching, to wish you a Happy Birthday. I hope you celebrate it by going to Dairy Queen and ordering yourself a Blizzard. Before they hand it to you, for some reason, they turn it upside down in front of you. At that point, I want you to start screaming, "It's voodoo! It's voodoo!" at the top of your lungs and run out of the store.
Mark Knope





Jan 9 2007 8:47 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jenee...

It's been awhile - hope all is well.

Here's to a kick-ass year ahead!
ROBERT - MISSING





Jan 4 2007 11:01 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENEE!!!

MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!!!

NICE SITE BY THE WAS TOO...PREGNANT?
Steve Miller





Jan 4 2007 8:33 AM

Happy Birthday!! Mine is on the 9th! wahoo!!

xoxo
Eric





Jan 4 2007 7:52 AM

happy birthday woman
Kelly





Dec 28 2006 8:51 PM

Happy Holidays Jenee!!!
Topical jokes you'll need to get those Big$ Gig$!





Dec 25 2006 4:38 PM

Hi, Jenee,

Thanks for joining my add list.

For more of my tips, please just click this link:
Practical info. for Stand-Up Comics!

Jim Richardson
Comedy Coach & Co-Writer
jim@JimRichardson.com
byrd





Dec 21 2006 12:05 PM

Happy holidays to you and Courtney, and hope that you both go "all-in" for 2007.
Courtney Cronin





Nov 17 2006 1:23 PM

Reno was great. They have penny slots and one dollar Let it Ride. It was the best 5000 dollars I ever spent.