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Cocktaildoll

			Female 60 years old Las Vegas, Nevada United States Last Login:7/24/2008
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Cocktaildoll's Interests

General	Smothering my son with kisses, watching TV, surfing the Internet, and shopping online. I'm not really an outdoorsy-type chick. Indoor sports...now you're talkin' my language.
Music	My favorite band of all time is Lifehouse and I just love Jason Wade. I also love Alex Band from The Calling. And George Michael...mmm mmm...you know where to find me.
Movies	There's Something About Mary is my favorite movie.
Television	American Idol, Cold Case, Dexter, Duel, Flight of the Conchords, Grey's Anatomy, Judge Judy, Lost, Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, Penn and Teller Bullshit!, The Shield, So You Think You Can Dance, Survivor, This American Life, The Tudors, and any true crime/investigation show and documentary.
Books	Not really into books anymore but I love true crime books and classics like Little Women, All Creatures Great and Small, and Chronicles of Narnia. There are seriously too many to name.
Heroes	Bill Gates, Eli Rosenbaum, Mukhtaran Mai, Nicholas Kristof, Stephen Lewis, and Warren Buffett. Anyone who truly understands that it is the duty of every human to care for others and acts on it. And if anyone can get me into a TED conference I will be your BFF FBF BFF or whatever you want.

Cocktaildoll's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Friends
Hometown:	Uranus
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Occupation:	I troll for tips.

Cocktaildoll is severely misanthropic.

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About me:

>Joshua goes poop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl4ZJg_zEsI

Aries

You are lazy, you constantly attract losers, and you are always the dominant one in the sack, albeit alone. It is very easy for you approach people but they always run away screaming.

You are very likely to have lots of STD's and be the most sexually dysfunctional of any of your friends.

Sex matches: Frotteurs, necrophiliacs, and zoophiliacs

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*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Dollie
Birthday:	March 30, 1968
Birthplace:	In a back alley, pulled out with a wire hanger
Current Location:	Las Vegas, NV
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Dark Brown
Height:	4' 10 1/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Unknown. My mother was a runaway and was gang-raped. She died when I was born.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	So many shoes, so few that fit
Your Weakness:	My son
Your Fears:	Failure, success
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pizza Hut's Stuffed Crust - no onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Goals are overrated
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Can you hear me now?
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Who the hell is that?
Your Best Physical Feature:	Fred Flintstone feet
Your Bedtime:	After masturbating
Your Most Missed Memory:	I forget
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
McDonald's or Burger King:	Ugh - Super Size Me cured me
Single or Group Dates:	Whatever as long as someone else pays
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Chai
Chocolate or Vanilla:	It's all vanilla on the inside
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Hot chocolate with marshmallows
Do you Smoke:	Only when I drink
Do you Swear:	Pinky swear
Do you Sing:	Only when I drink
Do you Shower Daily:	After masturbating. So yes, daily.
Have you Been in Love:	Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College:	What for? I already know everything
Do you want to get Married:	Been there, done that - never again
Do you believe in yourself:	I'm an atheist
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Planes, trains, and automobiles. And boats and ships and roller coasters and movie theaters and rocking chairs and waterbeds. I'm A LOTTA fun...got milk?
Do you think you are Attractive:	Only when I drink, then I masturbate
Are you a Health Freak:	Freaks are cool
Do you get along with your Parents:	When they give me money
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feeeeeeeel so baaaaaad
Do you play an Instrument:	Skin flute
In the past month have you drank alcohol:	I'm a teetotaler
In the past month have you Smoked:	Only when I was drinking
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Only to get through this survey
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes, we went to the mall to buy shoes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	See above
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Yes but I'm bulimic so it's all good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	I'm straight
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No, I don't do that anymore
In the past month have you been Dumped:	If that means what I think it means, then no, I'm not into that kind of stuff. Anymore.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No, I don't do water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No, that would be Wrong
Ever been Drunk:	Only when I drive
Ever been called a Tease:	I know you are but what am I?
Ever been Beaten up:	Can't prove it
Ever Shoplifted:	During the L.A. riots, but everyone else was doing it so it was cool
How do you want to Die:	Slowly and painfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A spinner
What country would you most like to Visit:	This one
*In a Guy*
Favorite Eye Color:	Bloodshot
Favorite Hair Color:	As long as the carpet matches the drapes, but none in the back door please
Short or Long Hair:	I'm not into thick pubes
Height:	At least three apples high
Weight:	No more than what three apples should weigh
Best Clothing Style:	Naked, unless it's Bad Naked, in which case cover that shit up
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Is this still about guys?
Number of CDs I own:	What are CD's? I hide the cash in my bible
Number of Piercings:	Two
Number of Tattoos:	None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Where do I start?
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*These are a few of my favorite things....*
Food:	Sushi
Drink:	Swill
Song:	Why Don't You and I by Santana featuring Alex Band
Movie:	In Search of Suri (in production)
Cartoon:	Fritz the Cat
Show:	Who Be My Baby Daddy?
Car:	Rickshaw with a Hemi
Sport:	Hide and go fuck yourself
Team:	I'm a switch hitter - I don't discriminate
Clothing brand:	Oh, very very expensive...no wire hangers
Hobby:	Making Bonsai Kittens
Number:	69 - ha ha, didn't see that coming - so funny!
Color:	Ooh...they're all so pretty
Memory:	Being beaten as a child
Shoes:	Fuck-me heels - the kind used to beat me as a child
Celebrity:	McDreamy - ooh baby
Superhero:	Sylvia Browne
Music artist:	Sanjaya - Besame Mucho Baby
Thing you own:	My son
Physical feature on yourself:	Hairy ass
Feature on a guy:	Bad hygiene
Saying:	All your base are belong to us.
Sound:	Yoko Ono
Smell:	Yoko Ono
Feeling:	Pain
Piece of art:	The Scream by Edvard Munch
Country:	Kazakhstan
State:	Confusion
Season:	The jolly one
Subject in school:	Misanthropy
Animal:	Doggie-style
Toy:	Battery-operated
Candy:	Sometimes you feel like a nut...mmm...nuts
Ice cream:	Tin Roof Sundae
Fast Food:	I love quickies
Web site:	www.cocktaildoll.com (of course)
Comedy movie:	O.J. Tees Off! - In Search of the Real Killers (production permanently on hold)
Actor:	Morgan Freeman
Actress:	Sean Hayes
Athlete:	Derek Jeter - ooh baby
Time of day:	Bedtime
Time of year:	When we get that extra hour
Book:	The Holy Bible by Jesus and his Homies (ghostwritten by God)
Soda:	Alka Seltzer
Juice:	Tobacco
Video game:	Frogger
Board game:	Naked Twister
Thing to do:	Sleep
Saint:	The one on that grilled cheese sandwich
President:	Bill Pullman
Comedian:	No one's that funny. OK, Ali G.
Magazine:	Whatever, as long as it can be rolled up and used to spank my monkey
Album:	Lifehouse: Lifehouse
Cereal:	Anything with dry, hard, shriveled-up raisins
Fruit:	Dry, hard, shriveled-up raisins
Veggie:	Cucumber, the ribbed kind
Gadget:	Salad tosser
Quote:	Those are my principles. If you don't like them, well, I have others. - Groucho Marx
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Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone on My Space. What the hell. Oh, and for all you diehard myspace freaks who dissect my page...I list my top friends in alphabetical order by your real first names...it's not like in order of people who've fucked me best or anything.

Visit my web site at cocktaildoll.com

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Chuck	Jul 22 2008 7:42 AM PLEASUREYOURPAGE. COM Thank you for adding me. I really like your page and the information that you provide. You also have some beautiful photographs. I see that you are an Aries as well. I was born on March 31st. I always love roaming around NYNY because I used to hang out in NYC and I remember all of the same places that are depicted there. I will be returning to Vegas in October and will surely visit again. My best wishes to you and continued success. drop a line sometime. Chuck xxx
The ToothPick	Jul 18 2008 10:40 PM Still luvin' ya Doll!
Alex	Jul 17 2008 7:50 PM How does one acquire said invention???
jonathan	Jul 5 2008 12:40 AM
Mike	Jul 3 2008 8:09 AM Go to your happy place!! Block out the bad..... Harness the good!!!!
Just a girl	Jul 2 2008 8:06 PM Well, shit. My guy just came through with the rock and I was gonna fly down for the hand job. I had no idea there would be an expiration. Looks like I'll be visiting in Sept, let's have a drink for a change or something, huh?
Mike

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