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Cleanest River In America
Sketch Comedy
"No means Awesome!"

Male
57 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 2/26/2008
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   Cleanest River In America's Comedian Bio
BioWe played a sweet sixteen party. Her name was Zetta.
Websitecleanestriver.com
MembersJake Goldman; Dan Leif; Jessica Stickles

    Cleanest River In America's Interests
GeneralMelted butter, ham, lighter-fluid, raging bonersaurus. also: Internet-Dog
MusicRhino Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Movieswe are all blind
TelevisionWhy not just watch YOU ?
BooksCATCHER IN THE RYE OMG!!!!
HeroesDaisy Fuentes and Joss Stone
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestDELBERT ENTERTAINMENT

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     Cleanest River In America's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Billville, FG
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Lamp

   Cleanest River In America's Schools
Syracuse University
Syracuse,New York
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Some of them?
Minor: All of them!
Clubs: Grateful Dead Fanclub
 

1951 to 2004

   Cleanest River In America's Companies
Swamp Company
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Swamp



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About me:
Two guys, a girl and light beam are shot directly into your cornia. Oh no. You just got hammered in the eye. That's what we call it when we do that. OH! NO! Hammered! We come to the fish market with a brand of sketch comedy that can only be commented upon by former and current Chiefs of State. President of Iajuddin Ahmed of Bangladesh: "Hammered!" Well said, President.
Who I'd like to meet:
The crips

   Cleanest River In America's Friend Space (Top 11)
Cleanest River In America has 362 friends.
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The Lucid Dreamer a.k.a. Jamell





Aug 16 2008 1:41 PM

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Feb 26 2008 3:00 AM

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Jan 18 2008 3:39 AM

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Dec 15 2007 5:14 AM

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Dec 14 2007 12:09 AM

Whats up? I found this website and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you... I dont know how it works but its really cool, its revealed a few people who have had crushes on me FOREVER, i called them up and it was actually true! You gotta try it!

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Amara





Dec 2 2007 9:28 PM

Waterwell





Sep 16 2007 5:42 PM

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Jun 23 2007 7:03 PM




MESH





Jun 1 2007 10:34 AM

'Sup Cleanest River In America

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Bangstar: MESH
Jessica Stickles!





May 22 2007 3:38 AM

I only wish Earthquake was a real person. And that was a real story. And he really did buy a purse.
Karl





May 9 2007 3:24 PM

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Don't Feed the Models





Apr 19 2007 4:05 PM

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Tyler





Apr 17 2007 4:03 PM



Great seeing you all this weekend! Appropriate number of baby references.
Snubfest





Mar 27 2007 11:34 PM

Don't Forget Live Poker Action to benefit Chemically Imbalanced Comedy this Friday. To find out more info log on to www.chicagopokerlive.com
The UNcommonwealth





Mar 17 2007 3:06 PM

happy birthday. ours is different, and we DO insist on some presents or muffins or just love.
Jessica Stickles!





Mar 16 2007 1:03 PM

we were born today?
FEARSOME





Mar 15 2007 5:02 AM

Happy birthday!

Fearsome
Karl





Mar 11 2007 1:49 AM

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Don't Feed the Models





Mar 8 2007 9:19 AM

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Amara





Mar 7 2007 5:15 PM

hi jake- just stopped by to say hello, next time you talk to your mom and sis-tell them i said hi, did not mean to leave out your dad-tell him hi too! luv-amara
shorty.





Feb 23 2007 7:02 AM

jacob you've broken my heart. i came to to visit you and you were not there.

give me arcade fire and i will love you again.
Waterwell





Feb 18 2007 6:36 PM

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Jake Seymour and the Bow Tie Band





Feb 16 2007 5:11 AM

Thank you for being my friend.

Jake Seymour
Alex





Feb 15 2007 10:56 PM

You think you're so clean Mr. Goldman?!?!?... huh is that it..... well I got news for you pal.... you're not so.... huh.... what.... it's sticking out.... well you're still a dirty bastard
Erik





Feb 8 2007 5:38 PM

Jake can barely sqeeze a stream of urine out of his midget vagina.
Karl





Feb 2 2007 5:55 AM

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Jan 19 2007 11:35 PM

Just sayin hi because we're cool like that. hope you don't mind! Come by and be cool too!

MTE <3
Jessica Stickles!





Jan 17 2007 10:30 PM

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MESH





Jan 9 2007 7:22 PM

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Jan 1 2007 1:21 AM

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