New America (from "The Big God Network")
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"The Heartland of Post-America!"
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44 years old
Colorado Springs, Colorado
United States
Last Login:7/19/2008
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| General | patriotism, talking in tongues, faith healing, a literal reading of the Bible, spreadin' the word via satellite and fiber optic, talkin' to angels, talkin' 'bout the Rapture, and generally kickin' ass and takin' names | | Television | O'Reilly Factor, Fox News, Colbert Report | | Books | Bible, all of Rush and Ann | | Heroes | George W. Bush, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Ann Coulter, Pat Boone, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, John Ashcroft, Ronald Reagan, Tom DeLay, Oliver North, Jesus Christ |
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Cyberfiction, Sally Simkin Admiration Society, Interplanetary Love
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Body type: | 0' 0" | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Occupation: | post-American nation |
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About me:
From the novel "The Big God Network">>
IT IS TWENTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE and the USA has come split into liberal Pacifica (the West Coast), conservative New America (the Heartland), Dinee, New England and other new nations.
MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF NEW AMERICA:
Dear post-Americans,
We say, come live in New America, the land of the free, the brave and the holy!
We embody what was best in Old America and we are a Christian nation (note: Catholics and Episcopalians are not of the true faith). Jews and Muslims and Buddhists are welcome, but must pray to God like everyone else before school or ball games. Unitarians will be stopped at the border. We don't teach evolution here, nor the Big Bang, nor Carbon-14 dating. In fact, any kind of dating is frowned upon. We prefer church functions for the bonding of our young people. Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder, while fondling makes the heart go yonder.
We don't countenance smut, nor subversion, nor the smoking of marijuana. Gays, liberals and seculars will be sent to re-education camps. Gun ownership is mandatory. Our borders are similar to those in the JesusLand map, more or less the "red states" of Old America, with a few exceptions. Our capital is Colorado Springs. If you want to know more about our great land, please do not read The Big God Network. It's a pack of lies!
But if you can't resist, you can find it here:
The Big God Network (at Amazon.com)
The Big God Network (Amazon U.K.)
The Big God Network (Amazon Canada)
The Big God Network (at Amazon.fr France)
The Big God Network (at Amazon.de Germany)
The Big God Network (at Amazon.co.jp Japan)
Sincerely,
President Billy Bob Shepard
Colorado Springs White House
New America
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