The Black Crowes, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Louis Black, Andi Porter, Brian Phillips, John Liddel, Kurt Brumbaugh, John Doelling, Scott Porter, Norm Dahlor, Led Zeppelin, Jeff Porter, Anthony Szpak...lots of people
TV Shows
Last Comic Standing 4, Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", and they kind of made fun of me on "The Soup". Does that count?
Chris Porter's Interests
General
PLaying guitar, writing, listening to music, girls, pretty girls, ugly girls who can keep a secret.
Music
The Black Crowes!!! Led Zeppellin, Allman Brothers, The Band, Ray LaMontagne, Galactic, Joe Cocker, Ray Charles, Bill Withers, Parliament, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Elton John (pre-1980's), Prince, Kanye West, 2pac, any musical asrtist with the least bit of relevance...
Television
The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, and any show that my friends are on.
Books
Ishmael, The Story of B
Heroes
Mitch Hedberg, my Dad, and my uncles Jeff, Norm, and Tom. The Black Crowes.
About me: I tend to fart. I curse too much. I think the ringer on my phone is broken cause no one ever calls. I tell jokes. Professionally. I drive a Volvo. No one likes me.
Ok, so after seeing you tonight let me rephase and say that I saw you in Roswell and not Atlanta. Anyway, you were brilliant and I laughed the entire time. Excellent show, but I knew it would be!
Let's see...let me check your list of upcoming shows to see when you hit Detroit. Hmmmmmmmmmm......yup. Just as I figg'd. You're not coming. Dude. Seriously. It's not that bad. Get UP here. Stop being a pu55y!
Hey! Saw you at the Banana in Cincy~Remember...me....you...McCleavy's.... Licking your face... I have the pics...let me know where to email them! Rock on.
Hey my husband Kris Shaw was working at the KC Improv back in May and you were there... he told me you came by and did some time and that you were funny and I would like your show... do you ever work in Indy?
Great show last night! Just so you know the women in Ohio don't need permission from their boyfriends to vote. We just sneak out when they are all at the monster truck rally. PS. Mexicans DO taste like steak.
Yo Chris, I just noticed that your going to be at Go Bananas....no freaking way....Thats awesome. I am looking to go Friday night.....Let me know if you got the hookup....otherwise I will hit the scalpers for tickets,,,,Im sure it will be a sell out!!!
