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Chris Plays Guitar
Rock / Indie / Christian Rap

"But rubber ducks, that’s the problem. "

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA
United States

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Last Login:  9/6/2008
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Member Since4/11/2005
Band Websitechrisplaysguitar.com
Band MembersForever, the original line-up:

Jason Miller (vox)

Tweed Suitcase Jefferson (lead guitar)

Patrick Reetz (guitar, vocals)

Miguel Alejandro (bass, vocals)

Bryan Zera (drums, vocals)


Other players, officially, unofficially, guest, honorary, etc:

Randy Stendt (Drums)

Alex Red (Bass)

Mike Whatley (drums)

T. J. Sanchez (guitar)

Chris Cream (guitar)

A. C. Myles (guitar)

Kat Jones (vocals)

Rick Wood (keys)

Peter Wolf (percussion, engineering)

Tom LaNotte (tour management)

InfluencesRefreshments, Replacements, Wilco, Sublime, Drive By Truckers, Steve Poltz, Rugburns, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Marah, Old 97s, Supersuckers, Spin Doctors, Cracker, Soul Assylum, Steve Earle, Ani DiFranco, Flogging Molly, Berkley Hart, Beatles, Ramones, Clash, Jefferson Airplane, Beat Farmers, Los Lonely Boys, Neko Case, STP, nirvana, soundgarden, and everything else we heard when we were ages 12-16, Green Day (especially their latest and earliest stuff), Shurman, A.C. Myles, the Mother Truckers, Piper Downs, Minibar, Dogma I, SRV, Satellite, Truckers on Speed, The Miggs, Bob Schneider, Los Lobos, Calexico, Beethoven, Push Stars, Lemonheads, AC/DC, Sun Volt, Tchaikovsky, Pistoleros, the guy with no hands who plays guitar on san diego street corners, did i mention The Replacements?, Greatful Dead, Caddle, Chicken, Dave Alvin, Dead Milkmen, Elvis Costello, Anya Marina, sex, Camper Van Beethoven, Bob Marley, Blazers, Albert King, Eric Clapton, Ghetto Cowgirl, Gin Blossoms, Jet, Led Zeppelin, Meat Puppets, Metallica, Misfits, Skynrd, Bukowski, Reverend Horton Heat, Townes Van Zant, Steve Miller, They Might Be Giants, Uncle Tupelo, Matthew Sweet, Young Dubliners, Thin Lizzy, alcohol, Stray Cats, Stephen Ashbrook, Simon and Garfunkel, Social Distortion, REM, U2, everything from the 60's that made people feel something, Haggis, Guns n Roses, Todd Snider, Dylan Thomas Vance, Miles Davis of course, etc...
Sounds LikeThe Refreshments with a different singer, the Replacements with exactly 1/50th less alcohol, Sublime minus 99% of all the reggae, Gin Blossoms + Old 97's, Tom Petty + AC/DC, the Rugburns with slightly more electic guitars, Marah but not as good, 5 guys hoping they will one day collectively have balls as big as one of johnny cash's, or the (Wallflowers + Nirvana)/an orgy with Lynrd Skynrd, Axl Rose, Paul Westerberg, Albert King, and Christina Ricci = whatever you imagine coming out of that--- that's us...
Record LabelMed School Dropout Records
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Truckstop Lovin' & Alcoholic Lullaby - CPG live @ Club Fred Fresno, Jan 2006 from Patrick Reetz on Vimeo.



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Sonicfrog





Aug 27 2008 3:24 PM

It's really large, just like my p....

PROSTATE!!!?!?


Jealous!!!!
Danielle





Aug 26 2008 2:58 AM

Before:
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Sonicfrog





Aug 24 2008 3:48 AM

Pat, here's the video:

http://sonicfrog. net/video/CPGgreatday. wmv

It's really large, just like my p....
That Girl





Aug 16 2008 4:22 PM

I FINALLY GOT MY VACATION!! =)
A.C. Myles





Aug 12 2008 6:31 AM

Its three legged Pat!
Sonicfrog





Aug 4 2008 4:08 PM

OK.
Here is the Correct Version of "The CPG Great Day" interview.
Sonicfrog





Aug 4 2008 2:08 AM

SHITE!!!

I just realized I mucked up the title on the video. I labeled it "Good Day" instead of "Great Day".

LAME!

Will fix tomorrow.
Sonicfrog





Aug 4 2008 1:49 AM

Hey

Part 1 of the CPG "Great Day" Interview is available for your viewing pleasure!!!

PS. How do I embed the video on my myspace? I'm a failed geek.
The Patrick Contreras Band





Jul 24 2008 8:54 PM

Hey Chris
I hear your producing? anyway, I wanna invite you join us at The Crossroads(cedar and shields) on Saturday Aug. 2. Its gonna be a great time so we hope to see you there! -Patrick Contreras

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*if you'd like to help by posting a bulletin to spread the word, we'd great appreciate it, thank you!*..
Priyanka





Jul 23 2008 6:27 PM

hmmmm ill look it up tell me the exit i need? and can i bring a girlfriend n stay with u?? whens good like during the week? maybe next week sometime?
Gospel Spaceship





Jul 22 2008 4:04 PM

so what do you need as far as our songs?? Lead sheets? Just a CD? I'll help.
Tawni





Jul 21 2008 2:17 AM

Ok, things are just about to get more Twilight Zone because, unbeknownst to you, I spent every single night in San Miguel drinking in La Cucaracha, which was, if you know your literary history, the very bar where Kerouac, Cassady, and Ginsberg practically lived while in San Miguel de Allende. (I am fairly certain I am now a real writer simply by association. Check out my pics. The one of me armwrestling was, in fact, taken in the infamous cantina.) So you were definitely picking up on some cosmic fallout when you made your seemingly innocuous reference in your first post.

Your wine tasting extravaganza sounds nothing short of perfect. I wish I could have been there. I have never cried over wine, but I would like to. Call me. Let us dig up ground together. Or something like that. My belly hurts. Monteczuma did not love me. Then again, it may have been the copious quantities of tequila and mole that did me in. I am recovering. Slowly. Ever so slowly.
Tawni





Jul 20 2008 9:48 PM

My dearest Patricko. What is going on in my life? I am home after a month of adventure piled atop of adventure piled atop of adventure in probably the most beautiful city I have ever encountered, San Miguel de Allende, Mexico. Do I have stories for you, boy! Your new girl sounds intriguing. You must tell me more. I am ready to stay home for a few months, having traveled to the point where I am actually physically ill. Bleh. I'll be better in a few days. My body is just demanding that I rest. I will have to come visit your fabulous self in CA, and soon.

Miss you, madman.

Tawni
Priyanka





Jul 19 2008 11:15 PM

hahahah nahhh u can do it! Umm i dunno santa barbara? im in between cars right now ...meaning i dont have one been driving my moms hopefully i get one within the next few weeks and im going to hawaii before i move...but ill let u know i do want to make a lil mini trip up the coast tho
That Girl





Jul 18 2008 7:53 AM

i cant express to u how much i miss them
Natural Born Dork





Jul 17 2008 9:14 PM

pretty good! How's that town 25 miles north of me? lol

If you can, you should come down this weekend. I'm bartending at this dive, GiGi's Lounge. I may even have found some single chicks, but I can't speak for their sanity...hit me up!
Mz. Solitaire Blackberry





Jul 17 2008 5:09 PM

LMAO!!!!! Silly man...

how have you been??
That Girl





Jul 17 2008 7:13 AM

hey nerd
Sonicfrog





Jul 15 2008 12:03 AM

where u at. new song on my blog and m-space.

Live The Dream... unless it hurts.
Priyanka





Jul 13 2008 9:25 PM

haha that much higher of an IQ huh?? atleast you can outsmart them into bed ...? hahha...yeah i went to a bbq for school yesterday and they gave us hw...:(
Tweed ♥s Kiki