Well I hate music...I'm just in it for the chicks. I hate chicks too.
Music
I make my own music...so I don't like anything else because I'm conceited. Well okay, I like Korn, Megadeth, Cannibal Corpse, Slipknot...basically anything that sucks. I can't listen to any band that does not have "image"...music was founded on image. There would be no music whatsoever if Mozart hadn't worn assless leather chaps. (New Maximumdonkey)
Movies
Casino, The Pianist, Robocop, Jackie Brown, The Jacket.
Helter Skelter, Harry Potter, Call of the Wild, Musician's Friend, Readers Digest.
Heroes
Paul McCartney, Kurt Cobain, Chris Ballew, Brian Wilson, Flaming Lips, Your Mom. People who grow their hair out and try to sound like Beck. The Beatles...C'mon...if you don't like the Beatles you're an elitist trying to impress other elitists. Elitists can't be impressed so just give in. I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate. You can hate the Beatles as long as you don't like ANYTHING else.
About me: I intentionally uploaded that photo so that it wouldn't be blatantly, obvious that I'm cock-eyed. (don't stare too long...you'll get pregnant!) Also I drive a 1974 Chevy, "ChildMolester" model, Van...it's all decked out with dingle-balls and a "Back the Badge" sticker on the back that repels police officers. Yeah, they stopped making that model around '76...
...Now, to all the animal lovers out there, I hate to admit it...but I have a genuine bald eagle, neck-leather steering wheel with a Spotted White Owl-head, shifter knob. My car comes with the Koala-skin seat covers and some near-extinct, sea turtle rims. The blinker switch is made from the finest bald eagle feet with talons (one of fiftysix eagles shot to decorate my car) The dashboard is made of pure, dried killer whale skin. And finally, in order to put the finishing touches on, I've had two baby elephant tusks mounted onto the hood...one of which is impailing a fawn. And when I get to my favorite restaurant, I order the baby seal...clubbed, hold the eyes.
-Just kidding...I think all those animals are neat!
Who I'd like to meet: Somebody REALLY boring. If there's anything I hate...it's a personality. I prefer people who just stare blankly or, better yet, I'd like to meet a dead guy or girl. Sex isn't an issue I'll take whatever dead shit you wanna give me.
I also want to meet a really nice mail-man...one who's not afraid to open up to me and just share his feelings. I mean, why can't they do that? My mail-man won't even come in for breakfast. I want a mail-man who'll watch re-runs of M.A.S.H., with me until the cows come home.
Hey, you know what? I want to meet someone whose cows came home too...and maybe a knuckle sandwich...I've always wanted to meet a knuckle sandwich...I'd kiss it on the LIPS!!
Benjamin David Chadwick's Friend Space (Randomized)
SURFIN' SAFARI, the Ultimate Tribute to the Beach Boys and THE FAB FOUR at THE HOUSE OF BLUES - SUNSET STRIP SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 27th 8pm Door 9pm Show SURFIN' SAFARI & THE FAB FOUR...'nough said!!!
Hi, my name is Carina and I like riding horses and by horses i mean you and by riding... well i STILL mean riding! *hehe* Oh, I also like being perverted with you! Especially in public! Even if that means long distance pervertedness online. :)
Hey Crotch Waffler! Thanks for the B-Day greetings man! You still lactating all over your audiences? You always were number one in water retention. Knock 'em dead killer! Kudos!
Hey benny.. how are you? are you going to be with Hard Days night on the seventh?? because that's right down the street from my house.. and matt wants to go if so lemme know please, thanks:)
Benny this is your cousin Gordon.I want to visit you soon let's get in touch . here's a picture of you from way back.Tootles! Love ya! always and forever.
Hello BDC, I am contacting you on behalf of me, see, we have been looking for you for a cool minute, just wanted to know if have seen the coming and going?
