Portishead was walking along one day and had a Massive Attack of a virus called Sarah McLauchlan. He went to get some Air and was chased down by The Killers who promptly lost interest after the man whipped himself into a Fine Frenzy. He walked into the office of a doctor dressed all in black aptly named Johnny Cash. The doctor said he would get better if he ate a Fiona Apple every day and maybe if he was comfortable with it ate some Smashing Pumpkins. He said no I've got these Nine Inch Nails and a giant Radiohead and I can't do a dance called the Jim Croche. The doctor said I didn't ask you to dance fool, and if I had it would have been the Michael Buble, or maybe the David Gray. The man decided he had enough of the doctor and left to find his woman Jewel. Well damned if she wasn't wearing a brand new Alicia Keys emblazoned with Pink on her head. Dear Elton John! The man exclaimed, that's not where that goes! She said it goes where I want, don't make me pull a Roger Miller! Infuriated and suddenly feeling very alone the man ran away to seek some sort of medical attention. He accidentily stumbled into a bad part of town where two shady men that called themselves the Chemical Brothers asked him if he wanted to buy any Amy Winehouse. The man said do you have any Fleetwood Mac? No they replied, but we do have some Ben Harper, Roger Miller, and some new crap called Cibo Matto. Not fully knowing what any of those were, the man ran further into the depths of the city. There he met a Queen who showed him her Pink Floyd and her Tori Amos, and he decided that was enough. He went home and fell asleep and started dreaming about chasing Gorillaz in a Soundgarden. Unfortunately there was no peace in those dreams as his woman woke him up with all her Rage Against the Machine about needing him to take out the Garbage. The man jumped out of bed put on his Sneaker Pimps and ended up dancing like a Tool.
Sounds Like
Reading a fortune cookie out loud and putting "in bed" at the end of it.
I'm Charlotte. I love to create. I paint murals, faux paint, and do interior decorating for a living. I love to make original music. I like to sing, play my piano or jam on my guitars. You can usually catch me near water or picking flowers to put in my hair.
I am like an ocean. A profile couldn't touch the depths.
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Yes, I haven't been able to see for about 4 days, it's starting to heal now, but I've had to go to the eye doctor for the past 4 days in a row!!! She cut right along my pupil, and it's a very sensitive area, so they've been watching it closely to make sure it heals properly or I could have permanent blind spots!! Anywho, it seems to be healing and today it feels much better :) I miss you, hopefully we can get together again SOON!!! Love ya girl!!
Hey Char, its Dave from youtube...thanks for the friend invite! I haven't done as much with mypace as I'd like to because I've been so busy on youtube, but I'm hoping to get some of my original music on here before too long! Hope you're having a great weekend...Jedi! I'm gonna try that grilled cheese thing now :P
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Hope you had a good thanksgiving, I miss you girl....call me soon, let's get together and ....well whatever it doesn't matter :) I just wanna see ya! Ben gets out today..yeah!!!
