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CHALANT
Melodramatic Popular Song / Powerpop / Electro

"I can still taste the urine after a pincha koolaid"

MONTGOMERY, Alabama
United States

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Last Login:  7/24/2008
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   CHALANT: General Info
Member Since8/6/2006
Band Members

Ebony Stains
Jenital Candies
Papa Nut









Influences

jesus

wendy's until 1:00 am, then taco bell until 5:30 am, and waffle house if we still up.

whip-its, xanax















Sounds Likegood. DIY top 20
Record Labelindependent
Type of LabelNone




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   About CHALANT
Chalant: born and raised in the Gump. Representin the bible belt, bitch.


We still keepin it real, still keepin it trill, the coochie still swoll, the clit still throbbin, the dick still poppin, and who knows when we gonna be stoppin...on this new album.

Download our new album h e r e for free.



Glide Magazine: "Is there any doubt that Chalant’s ’Suck My Pussy’ is gonna go gold?"

Check out dis here.

We in NY Magazine.

Blog review Licorice Pizza.



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Is you hungry?

Our American Apparel ad:




New album coming Christmas. Pray for Jenital Candies, as she be having her breast reduced.

Update: Jenital is well in good and the titties are sittin pretty. They actually more big.




Please leave a message, bitch.

Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage





Chalant met in high school when they were age 14. They started making beats on desks and rhyming in class. This was recorded on a Home Alone Talk-Boy while the teacher was explaining shit. These demos were later recorded officially in Papa-Nut’s parents’ house, while under the influence of cough syrup. This led to the widely acclaimed "Juicy" EP featuring "Don’t You Moderate His Caucus (But I Love Him)" which was sold to school children to accumlate more drug money. With those purchases, Chalant was able to record their follow-up album "Fuck Break" which explores the fine line between classical chamber music repertoire and southern crunk music.





The following video is some of the less vulgar moments in our home made porn. Made and lost at the age of 15, the hour long footage has recently been discovered in Jenital Candies’ old squat house. We will release it in its entirety as a bonus DVD in the special edition of The Trill Life.
















The Trill Life - 2008





Fuck Break - 2005

Fuck Break
Twice on Sunday
Can I Use my Thumbs Interlude
Ass and Titties
Shacuzzi Interlude
Bones
Elbows
You Boofed Me
Givin’ up da Dick
Hard Times




Juicy EP - 2004

Intro
Da Quick and Dirty
Drop it Like it’s Hot (Even if it’s Not)
Don’t You Moderate His Caucus (But I Love Him)
Arcangelo
Don’t You Moderate His Caucus (Caucus Moderato Remix)


The vocal stylist Jenital Candies hails from Carriage Hills where she worked as a Papa John’s delivery ho, sold sandwiches at McAlister’s Deli and held a wide variety of fast food and custodial duties. The lyrics of Fuck Break were ripped straight from her journal, when at the tender age of 16 she was fired from a fast food establishment for having her pussy sucked by a fellow employee- when she was supposed to be working.




   CHALANT's Friend Space (Top 20)
CHALANT has 629 friends.
 Wendy's 


 Alexyss 


 Khia 


 WEEZIE 


 Team Cooch 


 Riskay - The Drama Queen 


 Sarah Et cetera 


 Chloe aka DJ Boss-Cee 


 Ms Peachez 


 Shabronza 


 Crime Mob 


 Georgia 


 Christin 


 Chantel Marie 


 Leane 


 Fidel Astro 


 jazzercize-Troop Radical PGH 


 Audiobrand 


 purple crush all over you 


 Z-TRIP 





CHALANT's Friends Comments
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Jon[athon]





Jul 19 2008 2:05 PM

Y'all should put the song with the Locusts on here!
WEEZIE





Jul 7 2008 6:39 PM

I want t-shirts.
Jon[athon]





Jul 5 2008 11:43 PM

I LOVE that Khia is your number 3...
rporecords





Jul 5 2008 9:25 PM

TRIBAL MEMORIES Part 3 - Compilation Unmixed Out Today In BEATPORT Exclusive
http://www.beatport.com/labels/rpo+records
Thanks for listening & support
Enjoy your time !!!!!!!!!! and have a nice summer !!!!!!!!!!!
Rpo Records Team
Hood Rich





Jul 1 2008 12:21 AM

Do me.
¶La botolo





Jun 26 2008 3:47 PM

hahah i dont know how that happened
wtf?
WHAT THE WHAT THE SUCK it
Harlie RoQue[DJILF]





Jun 23 2008 5:40 AM

party friday! bring alcohol and single friends!
SNACKZAK





May 30 2008 1:23 PM

sap gee'z?

gbramd
FBF! -I GAVE MY SWAGGER VIAGRA DATS Y ITS SO HARD!





May 24 2008 4:42 AM

was gd b? jus passin tru real quick 2 show some love
Kalup Linzy presents





May 23 2008 7:34 PM

I LOVE IT!!! THANKS FOR THE REQUEST!!!!
Schoolgirl





May 10 2008 7:02 PM

LOL @HOME ALONE TALKBOY
BLASTOIDS!





May 4 2008 2:36 PM

thanks for coming out last night!
stay radical!
«•» ß®ïtTñêÿ «•»





Apr 30 2008 4:22 AM

<a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'><img src='http://static-lb-2.slicezero.com/oyf_prod/images/ffs_money1_myspace.gif' border='0' /></a><br/><span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>Hey CHALANT, I just bought you as my PET! <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'>Click here</a> to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!</span>
nic





Apr 28 2008 2:32 PM

girl when you gonna drop and give me 50?
R&B Ambassador





Apr 28 2008 8:15 AM

thx for the add!
Riskay - The Drama Queen





Apr 26 2008 8:49 PM

Thanks so much I'm so glad you love it.
WEEZIE





Apr 25 2008 5:04 PM

Even bigger? Nice. Real nice, indeed.
brad





Apr 22 2008 12:19 PM

You are my new favorite band! Continue to keep it trill.
SNACKZAK





Apr 21 2008 2:47 PM

i have so much fun everytime i read your journals

beegee
SNACKZAK





Apr 14 2008 11:59 PM

jaman
Perfect Housewife in Training





Apr 8 2008 7:54 AM

hi kitten...thanks for the request..please help me win..thanks much love,Diahann xoxox
monokiri





Apr 8 2008 4:34 AM

Merci!
waffles+falafels





Apr 7 2008 4:42 PM

chalant is so gangsta

xoxo
the waffles girls
Pony Girl-EP now available





Apr 7 2008 2:53 PM

hey hey hey!!! nice work.

thanks for the requesstooo.

pony girl
xxx
girl anachronism vintage





Apr 7 2008 2:16 PM

hi<3
thnx for addin!
<3g.a.v.
MiekoChic





Mar 28 2008 3:35 AM

u guys are the "chic~est freaks" i've ever seen..vibe out with ya badd asses!!! luv luv
Jon[athon]





Mar 27 2008 10:29 PM

Come to New York and Play Please!!!
J NYCE





Mar 26 2008 5:42 PM

HOLLAAAA!! IM FEELIN' THE SONGZ!!
WATCH MY NEW VIDEO "TV SHOW" BY J NYCE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sNn5Er44cvg
Jon[athon]





Mar 23 2008 5:59 PM

Um...Amazing.!
Triston





Mar 23 2008 11:04 AM

Happy Easter, bitches!

I've got two nice round chocolate eggs and a green sugar stogie waiting for you all right here!

Greetings from Berlin.

Now quick...

Someone send me a church plate!
Ray Of Light





Mar 23 2008 10:42 AM

happy easter you guys! i haven't seen ya'll in so long. i moved to north carolina and all. i was back in montgomery about a month ago but i didn't know how to contact you. this is sara ohlandt by the way. i know i don't look the same any more. but anywho have a great day.
Leane





Mar 22 2008 5:29 PM

OMG! I love the new re-mix! My boyfriend and I MASTURBATED to it all night! THANKS CHALANT!
WEEZIE





Mar 22 2008 10:45 AM

That's ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-t!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Et cetera